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"So what do you think about the new girl?"

Rigby shrugged, eyes not moving away from the videogame they were playing.

"She's fine I guess. Do you think she'll be replacing anyone?"

"Nah, Benson said it's cool. She's only going to be here for a while"

Rigby's face suddenly scrunched up, a sudden thought hitting him.

"She's a girl."

Mordecai's left wing moved from the controller to the bag of chips nearby.

"Yeah so?"

"Oh, you know. I bet Benson is not going to let her do all the heavy work, 'cuz she's his niece and stuff. I bet she's actually prissy."

"I don't know. She applied to the Park and all. She could have gotten other jobs. She's actually pretty cute."

Rigby's hand stopped from going to the chips, and he looked at Mordecai strangely.

"...You don't have a crush on her right?"

Mordecai eyes widened, before he quickly denied the accusation of his best friend.

"What? Me? No way. I'm just sayin'. Don't you think so?"

"..I guess she is."

They both turned back to their game.

Then Rigby cried out in anger as he lost to Mordecai once again.


"Are you really sure that it's a good idea to let Paige work here?"

"Quit worrying Benson, the girl will be fine. She's your niece." Skips said as he worked on fixing a shed.

"No. She's the niece of my sister's husband." Benson stressed. "But she's a good girl. That's why I don't want her cooped up here."

Skips rolled her eyes. "She's not cooped up, she working. And it's just for the summer. Think of it like a working vacation."

"There's nothing called 'working vacation' Skips"

"There is if you think of it like a working vacation.." Skips countered, finishing up his work to pat Benson on the shoulder.

"Don't think too much into it. She's already grown up" Skips added, and walked away to do more of his work.

Benson sighed.

"I'm thinking too much about it because she's grown up. She has to make good decisions!"

"Then trust her!" Skips yelled back from afar