Kakashi walked through the streets of town, grimacing as he tried and failed to hide his limp. His muscles ached and his body was reacting angrily to Gai's rough treatment of it last night. He pulled out Icha Icha, desperate to lose himself in his favorite story and get out of this nightmare that had become his life, but every scene reminded him of flashes of last night.
The main character kissed his love interest… just like Gai had pulled down his mask and kissed him last night, slow and sweet, pressed against that fence.
The characters kissed their way passionately up the stairs to his bedroom… just like Gai had shoved him against the wall, tongue thrusting deep into his throat as Gai's hips rolled against his, exuding a sinful moan from the slighter ninja.
The main sex scene had now started… Gai leaned down to kiss Kakashi, this kiss full of passion and heat, as his fingers worked their way in and out, Kakashi crying out when they brushed that oh-so-pleasurable spot. Kakashi looked at Gai's lust-filled eyes, his Sharingan taking in the intensity of every expression across the larger ninja's face as he watched the man below him writhe in ecstasy. Gai removed his fingers and Kakashi felt the man's length positioned at his entrance. He reached for his broad shoulders to steady himself. He felt himself being penetrated, and Gai's eyes widened as his hips bucked instinctively, pushing himself all the way in. Kakashi cried out in pain as his body pushed against the intrusion, but he felt the pleasure too as Gai slammed back into him.
Kakashi slammed the book shut angrily, earning him reproachful stares from a group of children passing him. He put the book back in his kunai pouch and ran his hand over his face, his breath escaping him in a rush. Damn Sharingan… he knew that he was much too drunk to remember much of the previous night, but the parts that his Sharingan had been open were burned into his mind. Usually a helpful tool to have while drunk, his Sharingan was able to perfectly record moments that his alcohol-addled brain had forgotten, occasionally getting him out of a tight spot. This time, though, he wished he didn't have those images, those memories at all, let alone with the perfect clarity the Sharingan provided.
Thanks to that, every time Kakashi closed his eyes, all he saw was Gai hovering above him, skin slick with sweat as his body curled and straightened, pleasure written across his face. His dark lusty eyes flew open as Kakashi moaned beneath him, gripping his biceps so tightly he left finger-shaped bruises that Kakashi had seen this morning. Yes, Kakashi was furious with Gai for that stupid sake-drinking contest. If they hadn't drunk so much, they would never be in this mess! He was mad at Gai for… well, everything!
'Now be honest with yourself,' Kakashi heard an inner voice say. The voice of reason that he had been forcefully suppressing all morning. 'You aren't mad at Gai for the drinking, or the sex. You're mad at yourself because you enjoyed it…'
Kakashi was extremely grateful for his mask, as it hid the burn of shame that flushed his cheeks. He shifted uncomfortably, feeling a mixture of Gai's essence and lube separating his cheeks and coating his thighs. They must have been up late, he thought with a shudder. All he wanted was to go home and take a shower that was a million degrees and lasted until he died, to burn the feeling of Gai off of him. He even considered bleaching his violated ass, afraid he would never feel clean again. He could still feel the Beast's large, strong hands on his skin, like they were still gripping his hips. Like they were still pulling his rocking body against their own. He could still hear the moans that had escaped his own mouth, sounds that he hadn't even realized he could make. Kakashi shook his head, desperate to clear it of the memories that were only becoming stronger as his hangover eased.
Just then, a masked ANBU appeared in front of him. He had been so distracted that he almost walked into him, and stumbled back a step or two. The ANBU wordlessly handed Kakashi a scroll, a summons to the Hokage's office, and disappeared with a puff. Kakashi opened the scroll, irritated that it required immediate action and gave him absolutely no details on the mission that would be assigned when he arrived. He sighed. Looks like his lava shower would have to wait until later.
He jumped to the rooftops, quickly regretting the action as he hissed out his discomfort, but he continued to run along the rooftops. If he was going to be dispatched for a mission immediately, he would have to work through the pain anyway. He didn't want any of his comrades to ever find out what had happened last night. When he arrived at the Hokage tower, he let himself in through the window, thoroughly flustering Tsunade. She looked angrily at him as he surveyed the room, but her anger turned to confusion as she took in his shocked and slightly embarrassed expression as his eyes fell on Gai, standing in front of her desk. She looked to Gai, and saw that he likewise was blushing like a mad fool and refusing to look at the Copy Ninja. She raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"What the hell is the matter with you two?" she asked them. Gai just cleared his throat and shifted nervously.
'Damn him, he's going to give us away!' Kakashi thought to himself. He quickly composed his features to look angry. "We had a drinking contest last night. I lost," he said coldly. He could feel Gai's shocked eyes look up to him like a whipped puppy at the coldness in his tone, but it was all he could think to do. Fortunately, it had the desired effect.
Tsunade snorted with laughter. She had heard about Gai's ridiculous challenges for the Copy Ninja. His drinking-related challenges were particularly amusing to those around them, until he started getting aggressive and Kakashi inevitably had to step in. And, depending on how drunk Kakashi was, he sometimes received quite the beat-down for intervening. "Ah. That probably explains why you're moving funny, as well, Kakashi," she said, giving him an amused smile. Kakashi froze in shock and horror as Gai's blush turned tomato red. Was it really that obvious? "Would you like me to heal it before you two leave on your mission?"
Kakashi shook his head vehemently. As nice as it would be, getting healed would mean explaining the nature of the injury, and he sure as hell was not about to do that. She looked at him funny, but gestured for him to join Gai on the other side of her desk. He slowly walked around the desk, intentionally standing as far from Gai as he could without arising suspicion.
Tsunade explained the mission, a simple intel-gathering operation in the Land of Grass. 'Shouldn't take more than a week, but at this point, that would feel like an eternity,' Kakashi thought. Tsunade continued to eye the pair curiously as she explained that they should leave immediately. They both nodded and disappeared to their homes, with a plan to meet in 20 minutes at the front gate.
When Kakashi finally arrived after standing in scalding water for an undetermined amount of time, he was an hour late, which he thought wasn't that bad for him. However, Kakashi still expected Gai to be angry at him. He hated being delayed on leaving for missions. It was one of the few things that truly irritated him about his best friend. But instead, his friend stood, lost in his own thoughts as he bit down on his lip. Kakashi just walked past him and out the gates, hearing the man jump into action to catch up with him.
"Kakashi…" Gai started, as soon as they were out of earshot of the gates.
"Don't even start!" Kakashi growled at him, turning around and grabbing him by the collar. "We are not going to talk about it! It never happened! We are going to get this god-forsaken mission over with, and we will return home and life will go back to the way it was, got me?" Gai swallowed hard and nodded, clearly upset that his friend was so angry at him.
Kakashi sighed. "Look, Gai. I'm not mad at you. At least, no more mad at you than I am at myself. I just… I don't want to talk about it anymore. EVER."
Gai nodded, though he really wanted them to talk about it to get the awkwardness out of the way. "So, the Land of Grass, then?" he asked, giving his rival a hopeful smile. Much to his relief, Kakashi returned it with a crinkle-eyed grin of his own.
"Yep, Land of Grass." And with that, the two set off in companionable silence.