Week 2 was basically just a summary of random episodes and descriptions of characters, so I'm not posting it. This is sorta like that, too, but..anyway. And for some reason the words are bold now instead of underlined.


Lina and Gourry Fight Over Food, also entitled: Amelia Thinks About Stuff


1. Gourry wrested the chicken right out of Lina's hands.

2. Lina jostled Gourry fiercely, knocking his chair over with him in it.

3. "Guys! Don't fight so much at the table!" Amelia reprimanded.

4. Inadvertent to Amelia's warning, Lina and Gourry continued to fight over the food.

5. Amelia sighed. She thought that perhaps she should ask her father, Prince Phil, to reach some sort of stipulation with Lina and Gourry about their dinner behavior.

6. Lina pointed out an invisible distraction on the ceiling, and Gourry, being the dupe that he was, fell for it. Lina retrieved her chicken.

7. While Lina tore into her chicken, Gourry took a few more things from her plate. Lina bristled and threatened Gourry with a spoon.

8. A passing maid offered Amelia her condolences for her having to travel with Lina and Gourry. Amelia wondered why.

9. Sometimes Lina would direct caustic remarks at her or Gourry (mostly Gourry).

10. Gourry had a hard time understanding a lot of things, especially the euphemisms Zel would use when talking about Lina and him*. Despite being a bit slow, Gourry was fun to travel with.

11. Zel loathed his appearance and wished to find a cure. He often used finding the cure as an excuse, but Amelia knew he secretly enjoyed travelling with them.

12. Before, Amelia had never been able to imagine herself being friends with someone as infamous as Lina Inverse the "Bandit-Killer."

13. Even though she was a princess, Amelia never felt incongruous when she was with her friends.

14. Sometimes palace life seemed so mundane compared to Lina's life of adventure.

15. Prince Phil appeared suddenly, standing ominously over Lina and Gourry.

16. Phil's presence immediately halted the incipient food war.

17. "We didn't do it," Gourry said in a tremulous voice.

18. Phil didn't even mean to cause the cessation of the battle. He just wanted to offer everyone more food.

19. Lina and Gourry accepted, of course. They were never ones to repudiate an offer of food.

20. Amelia watched as her two friends wrestled over the meat. As long as they stayed around, she'd never have a lackluster day.


*him = Gourry
Not sure how to say it better.