Hello everyone! This is chapter two of Vampire Catnip, I would really like to thank everyone for the reviews (sniff) you guys are the reason I get out of bed in the morning!
Anyways you didn't come here to listen to me you came to read.
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Vampire Catnip chapter two.
Kaname opened the door to the back bedroom and tossed Zero onto the bed. Zero didn't even move, but the force from Kaname's throw bounced him off the mattress and right through the floor almost a foot. Still Zero didn't wake up. Kaname looked at Zero with an expression of mixed surprise and a bit of envy that anyone could sleep that hard.
" Kaname Yuki's gone to bed, so I will stay with Kiryu until he…What did you do to the floor ?!" Cross cried seeing the mess.
Zero's head popped up out of the ground a cute childlike grin on his face. " Good morning!!!!" He said as if though he periodically got a full nights rest in five minutes
Kaname slapped his forehead. "Nice going headmaster you woke him up!"
"Me?" Cross asked "You threw him through the floor!"
" Hey everyone guess what I want to do today!!" Zero yelled to the two other guys. " I want to go visit the night class and have a sleepover with Kaname!" Cross passed out.
Kaname fell to the hard wood floor laughing. " You must be joking!" tears were poring out of his eyes. Zero looked at Kaname confused. " Which part seems to be funny to you?" he asked. Regaining his composer Kaname stood up, wiping the tears of laughter away with his white uniform sleeve. " The night class members all hate you remember Zero." He walked over and bent down. Playfully he flicked Zero's forehead. " I know you're still in there and you remember how much you hate vampires." Too fast for his eyes Kaname had Zero off the floor and pinned back onto the bed. Zero's eyes registered the fear in his body. Kaname gently tipped Zero's head to the side. " or do I need to remind you, perhaps that will snap you out of this little state you're in." Zero's whole body began to shake uncontrolled, tears came out spilling like small rivers.
" Get off me please…" Zero begged trying to push Kaname off. Looking down at Zero's neck the vain pulsing Kaname felt his hunger rise, and his eyes shifted to the blood red tint. Zero thrashed harder. " I'll go back to bed just get off!" he screamed. Kaname smiled and got up. Scare tactics always worked. Zero still did not dare move.
" How about this Zero, you don't have to go to bed but be quiet and Yuki, You, and I will go to town this evening does that sound fair?" Zero pulled himself up and grabbed Kaname's jacket and pulled him down to him. He looked deep into the blood red eyes. Kaname waited expecting Zero to tell him to get the hell out or I'm not going anywhere with you. Instead he said something worse.
"Karaoke?"
Kaname's mouth fell open slightly and his eye began to twitch. Zero just kept smiling. That little bastard had faked being scared! Damn he was good… Kaname turned away from Zero so he wouldn't choke the last breath out of him. " We will see." He said through clenched teeth. He looked down at the still out cold chairman. He stepped over him and looked back at Zero. " I'm going back to my room. You stay here. Be quiet. " Zero nodded. " Okay but remember I'm coming over tonight so you better be ready!"
"You most defiantly are not sleeping over." Zero burst into tears at his refused request. Kaname just stood there trying to stay calm. " Those fake tears are not going to work again." This time Kaname walked away and he did not come back.
About five minutes later Zero was so restless he couldn't sit still. "Okay, let's see something fun and quiet." He tripped into the giant hole in the floor. "OW!" he cried he looked down at his hand as a single drop of blood came out. Zero quickly licked it. " you stay inside." He told his blood. Something inside him seemed to click. He was starving. Pulling himself out of the hole he made his way to the kitchen. He flipped on the light. " okay let's see…" He began to open the doors to the pantry. "What am I hungry for…" He looked in the refrigerator and pulled out some rice balls. These look good. He took one bite and spat it out. He ran to the sink and turned the water full blast. He put his mouth onto the spout and drank away the putrid taste. " Someone really needs to teach that girl how to cook…" An idea came to Zero, something fun and quiet…
Zero had snuck out of the headmasters and quietly snuck over to the moon dormitory. He leaned quietly against the building.
"What are you doing?" a voice asked. Zero spun towards it ready for a fight. From behind a tree a figure emerged. "Ichiru!" Zero cried happily seeing his twin. "Ichiru nobody wants to play with me." Zero said pouting. Having never seen Zero act this way he really didn't know what to say.
" But Ichiru will play right?" Zero playfully pulled at Ichiru's hair. " Big brother says play!" He let go of Ichiru and bounced on him. Managing with very little effort to get Ichiru onto his stomach he pulled his twins arm. "OW! Fuck! Let go!" Ichiru cried. Zero laughed, " Say I give." He twisted Ichiru's arm. "Say it or I'm gonna bite you!" Zero bared his fangs at his brother. Ichiru knew that Zero would not really bite him but Zero was twisting his arm way too hard, a little more and the bone would crack.
" I give!!"
Zero let go of Ichiru and offered him a hand. Ichiru grabbed his brothers hand and brought him down jamming his knees into Zero's shoulders. Ichiru reached into his coat and pulled out the sword he kept hidden, he brought the blade to Zero's throat. " What is wrong with you?" He asked ready to finish his brother off if he needed to. Zero bolted up throwing Ichiru back. Zero brought his hand to his neck. " That jerk bit me!" Zero looked up towards the upstairs dorm rooms. He closed his eyes and inhaled. Slowly he walked back and forth keeping his eyes closed. He passed the first three windows, finally stopping at the fourth. His eyes flew open a menacing smile on his face. "Found you Kaname."
Zero leapt up to the window, smashing through the frame and glass, landing very ungracefully on the carpet. The sleeping vampire awoke in panic. "What the hell?!" Zero laughed. " Now I shall have my revenge Kana-" Zero looked closer at the scowling vampire. As quickly as he could Zero made his way towards the door. "Uh…I…h-have the wrong room." The vampire got up and turned on the light. " No shit. " Aido, pulled his silk robe from the hook on the wall and put it on, " What are you doing here?" Zero didn't say anything.
" Okay, so you're looking for Kaname right?" Zero nodded. "alright well, everyone is still asleep so you want go away or what?"
"I'm board."
"And you want me to do what about it?"
Zero looked at Aido with large eyes, he let fake tears well up in his eyes. I want someone to play with me but Kaname said we wouldn't go to town if I woke up Yuki and Cross so I have to find something quiet to do." At this point Aido didn't know what to say. He and Kaname were the only ones in the night class who knew Zero was a vampire and if he didn't know any better he'd have sworn Kiryu had lost his mind. Zero kept talking but Aido tuned out every word he was saying. If Kaname awoke because Zero was loud Aido would have to do water bucket punishment again. An idea came to him. " Hey Kiryu, do you like manga?" What ever Zero had been talking about he stopped and looked confused.
"No…what is manga?"
Aido smiled. He strolled over to the middle of the floor. He stomped hard on the carpet and a part of the floor came up. Underneath was about five hundred volumes of manga. Zero looked really surprised, " Wow Aido, you have a lot." He commented. Aido started handing books to Zero, " Well I had a lot more but Kaname made me get rid of them. Read those." Aido grabbed one of the books from the large pile. He closed the trap door with his foot and grabbed two pillows off the bed. He threw one to Zero and put his on the floor and he laid down on it. Zero mimicked his actions and within minutes both were reading quietly, even though Zero had to shift positions every few seconds. After a half hour of reading the door to Aido's room flew open.
"Aido?" Kaname asked. " Are you awake?" He looked down started to see Zero. He looked at the broken glass, then at Zero again. " What are you doing here" He demanded. Aido tried to make himself small and hid behind Zero. Fearlessly Zero stood up and stood eye level with Kaname. "I asked you a question." Slowly Zero brought the book he was holding up to Kaname's face.
The word 'Yaoi" was very apparent on the cover. " Kaname what are those guys doing?" Zero asked innocently. Kaname stared in horror at the graphic image. Aido seized the opportunity and jumped out the broken window.
" Well?"
Kaname had no idea what to say. And brain damage was waiting for an answer.
"Uh…well…I…are you ready to go to town?" Thank god for perfect distractions. Zero bounced around frantically. "Yay!!!!" He shouted "Let's go!!!"
"okay." Kaname said "Why don't you go get Yuki and we'll go."
Enraptured Zero ran through the door. " Going to town going to town!" He yelled loud enough for the whole dorm to hear. Kaname sighed. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out his pack of blood tablets and put one into his mouth chewing it quickly.
Zero popped his head back threw the door. " Kaname, let's try that thing those guys were doing at the sleepover later!" Once again Zero left a confused Kaname staring in horror at the empty doorway.
Well that's it for chapter 2 I hope you guys enjoyed it! Remember I will only update if you leave reviews so please let me know what you think and check out my other stories!