I have way too much time on my hands... Why? 'Cause you get two chapters in ONE DAY!! Start reading!
DISCLAIMER: No rights to anything except my own character belong to me! And all spelling mistakes made when Clay (and sometimes Rai) talking are ON PURPOSE to emulate his speech style…
Chapter 2; Horribly Wrong?
I guess she's OK… she's funny, sweet, cute; she's got that temper, though; but it makes all the more attrac— NO! This is Kim we're talkin' 'bout! I can't love one of my best friends! She is lovable, though…
"Kimiko?"
"Rrrai? ...ooooooh."
"Great; she's coming to!! HEY GUYS!!!" But no one replied.
"Sorry, Kim; but, I guess they're somewh—" He was cut off due to Kimiko kissing him smack on the lips. She broke off after about a minute, but Rai was sent into a state of shock. The last thing that crossed his mind was: Fuel to the flames, there…
"I hope everyone gets back all right so they can fix up my Rai-pie," Kimiko said with hearts in her eyes; eyes that observed a lone crow departing from her window.
"Ah; you have returned, my pet." The one who said this was none other than Chase Young, the 1500-year old demon warrior.
"So, that bird has returned. Any news on the monks?"
He surveyed what the crow had seen (a/n: don't ask how 'cause I don't know.) with his trademark smirk. "Well, from what I can see, they have a new ally; one with a knack for finding archaic and unusual Shen Gong Wu combinations. And, a certain fire dragon has been put out of commission because of it."
"So, we attack tonight?"
"…You're smarter than you look, Wuya."
The 1500-year-old Heylin witch merely growled at this.
"Hoo-WEE, pardner! I don't think I ever did see anyone eat that much but me!"
"You're one to talk! But you, Omi! I never expected you to eat that much!"
"It just goes to show that size does not matter! And Dojo; disguising yourself a hat was genius!!"
"Hey! When dragons became quote, unquote 'evil'," Dojo said making air quotes, "you had to either put on a disguise or a coating of barbecue sauce. Which do you think I did?"
"Neither until Dashi died; then you tried the latter until your suicidal thoughts passed."
"…HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT, DAVID?" Everyone exclaimed in utter surprise.
"Lucky guess?" He replied. He did have a knack for guessing right, as you will see. "Oh, hey, Kimiko! Feeling better?"
"Yeah, but I wish I could say the same for Rai."
"…Why, may I ask, is that?"
"Oh, he's in my room, standin' there all cute."
"…I see." So my plan has succeeded after all. " Let's go snap him out of it, fellas!" They depart to Kimiko's room.
"Now, we will hear the full story from Raimundo." He brought his left arm around his body and returned Raimundo to his senses with a back-handed slap to the face.
"OW!!! Hey, man; that really hurt!!"
"You're welcome," David said while rubbing the back of his hand.
"Uh…where's Kimiko?"
Here, David barely avoided a smirk as he feigned innocence. "Why, whatever for, Raimundo?"
"She was actin' all weird 'n' stuff and – well, I don't know why, but she kinda kissed me."
"SHE WHAT?!?!?!" Everyone but David screamed this reply; David just smirked.
"Y-y-you knew this would happen, didn't ya?" Rai stuttered.
"Wow!! I believe David's tiger instincts are better than my own!! (Not much, though…)"
"Gee, Omi, you're so modest…" the two belligerents replied.
"YAYYYY!! Rai-pie's awake!" Kimiko screamed in utter joy, squeezing the life out of the mentioned young man in a hug.
"Uhh-oohohhahh…" Omi fainted.
"Way ta go, dude!" This spouted from David.
"We knew it was destined to be!" Clay exclaimed. "But, what happened to the beam?"
At this point, all David could think to do was laugh, "Don't you get it? Heart, bow-thingy, pink beam, 2:14 am? This IS the beam's effect…"
"Why ME, then?"
After calming down, David simply stated, "I didn't want you to get jealous, 'Rai-pie'." Then to change the topic, he replied, "May I please borrow the Eye of Dashi and the Ring of Nine Dragons?"
"You know where the vault is, buddy."
"Thank you, Clay!" And he took off for the vault with laughter anew after a second or two, knowing Rai would soon follow, which he did.
"Hey; come back here! Fix Kimiko right now!!"
"Make sure it's what you really want first!" I better take a few more Wu…just in case…
Chapter 3 coming in a few seconds!!!