Chapter 2: Rumors. Everyone is perceptive except Watanuki.

Warning: malexmale pairing, YAOI

Disclaimer: XXXHOLIC belongs to CLAMP

Summary: Watanuki has no idea. He is relatively normal compare to what been going on in the school for weeks.

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"Hn." The archer snorts and walks towards his class. Watanuki stares blankly before realizing though he made just in time for school if he did not rush, he is definitely going to be late for the first lesson. Damn.

Watanuki breathe heavily and take his usual seat. Thanking heaven that he made it to class just in time despite Doumeki's distraction.

Watanuki groans, when he thinks back about the archer's behavior of this morning. Ugh. What a weirdo. Totally, missing out on the fact that no one is actually weirder that him, you know, with his ability to see ghost and working for a dimensional with as a part time worker.

Happy that he has thwarted Doumeki's evil plan of trying to make him late for his class today.

He cackled exaggeratedly completely missing on the fact that more that half of his classmates watching him with a worried looks on their face as they fears about the weird boy losing his sanity. After all, they heard stories and rumors about the boy. Some even witnesses the moment when the boy completely lose it, flailing, kicking and the shouting at empty airs, to let him go. It happens more that one occasion that all of them had become used to the boy random outburst.

Of course, when he completely stops having his outburst in front of the gate every morning some starts taking notice especially when he arrives to school with the Doumeki Shizuka plastered to his side every single morning without fail.

Then, rumors starts flying again, this time about how both of them are in secrets relationship. Girls claim seeing them going to cafe's together.

No, that would when Watanuki is trying to help the older twin sister.

Some girls claimed they saw the two of them at the entertainment park when they went there on dates with their boyfriend.

That would be when he is trying to save the girl that keeps lying to her boyfriends about loving them and two timing at the same time and pretending to be some else when she is with them. She almost lose her pinky finger that girl.

No one actually believe it until Doumeki began to show up during lunch with Watanuki instead of going to archery practice room like what he has been doing since the beginning of high school year.

The rest of the boy in school knows that they don't really have any chances with the girls in the school especially when half of the school female population is crazy about Doumeki Shizuka. Luckily, Doumeki Shizuka is not a playboy and he didn't really give any of the girls attention. So, the male population of the school is pretty much thankful about that.

So, when the rumors went out about he is batting for the other team that he is in a relationship with a boy, Watanuki Kimihiro nonetheless. It was a blessing for them.

The girls. However, were very heartbroken that the infamous Doumeki Shizuka is gay. Everywhere you look you'll sees girls huddling together in small groups crying blood and sobbing. It was a mess.

At first the boys thought was, "Yeah. No wonder, he didn't spare a glance at the girls or accept any love confession." "Oh, hey. One less strong competitor to worry about." They thought things were looking up for them now indefinitely. They can finally confess to the girl that they like and most likely their confession is going to be accepted because the girls won't be hoping that Doumeki magically notices them and fall in love with them anymore. Since, he is gay now.

They were wrong. So, wrong. Everything went to shit after that.

The school girl population is divided into groups The first group of anti-Watanuki, protect- Doumeki from weirdo boy- that keeping giving him strange lunch box- that probably contains love potion or something- because Doumeki can't really be seriously hanging out with the school resident weirdo willingly. They are an extreme group who is out for Watanuki's blood.

The second group is a yaoi fangirl group, gushing about the cuteness of them being together, relatively mild at first glance and the next went completely 180 when they start discussing how far had Doumeki go with Watanuki and start describing detail act of male x male love making, like what part goes-where.

Stuff that the boys in school wish they don't know about because when they sees the pair together they thought, 'Oh, well Watanuki is no so bad. He is cute. Big doe eyes, soft pink lips and soft fair skin and slender. The girls were right Doumeki is totally lucky to have him and well he can cook better than the girls too.'

Which leads to another problem. Watanuki gains a few fan boy that go into vivid discussion on how pretty Watanuki would look with a cock between his lips when they sees him eating a popsicles. How they probably could bend him into half when they pound into his ass when the PE teacher announce Watanuki's scores on flexibility test.

Something that the still sane school students didn't need to know, at all especially when they are holding on their thin like thread sanity when the whole school around them slowly descending into madness.

The minority of the school population the still sane one. The boy in this group completely given up on the girls they like. Since the female population of the school is blood hungry over Watanuki's head and the other half turn into perverted hardcore yaoi enthusiast.

Watanuki is oblivious to all this problem as he is oblivious to the way his classmates staring at him as he throws his head back and cackled evilly.