CURRENT TITLE HOLDERS

UGWF CHAMPION--TBA

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION--TBA

INTERCONTINENTAL---TBA

X DIVISION CHAMPION--TBA

UGWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS--Fox and Falco

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS--Marth and Roy

TELEVISION CHAMPION--Conker the Squirrel

UGWF KNOCKOUTS CHAMPION--Tifa

UGWF DIVAS CHAMPION--Samus Aran

The opening pyro exploded on the brand new UGWF set, a much more futuristic look with a bigger titantron and the same two ramps. The camera swayed over the jam packed arena's crowd before going down to the announcer's booth, moved to ringside not far from the ring with a red Pichu and a Blue Pichu at ringside.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the rebirth of the Ultimate Gaming Wrestling Federation! You thought you may have seen us cancelled so long ago but now, WE ARE BACK!" said the red Pichu.

"And not one fan here has forgot us!" continued the blue Pichu. "Not only do we have two brand new shows, Brawl and Melee, we have plenty of fresh new faces, twice the action, and twice the intensity then before!"

"Yeah, but who are we? Who are we?"

"Well I'm of course 'Blue Static' Minun!"

"And I'm 'Kid Lightning' Plusle, bringing you the action up close and personnel from Metropolis Square Garden in downtown Metropolis! Tonight on our dual-brand Superstar show, we bring you Brawl versus Melee as the UGWF set to make their first marks but our main event, whoooo boy fans you are in for a treat!"

"Too true! It's a dream match for sure! The self proclaimed 'Wrestling God' takes on the dangerous Snake! No titles and nothing but pride on the line!"

"Not to mention we have a special Falls Count Anywhere match to crown our very first X Division champion. What does the X stand for? We'll let you know later on! But now, let's kick things off with our first match."

BRAWL VERSUS MELEE SIX MAN TAG MATCH

AIN'T NO STOPPIN' ME NOW!

The crowd roared as Conker, in his original attire, flew down from the rafters and landed neatly in the ring, carrying the UGWF Television Championship around his waist.

Charmy the Bee flew into the ring with a microphone. "This opening Brawl Versus Melee Six Man Tag Match contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Brawl: He is the UGWF Television Champion: The Squirrel from Da Other Side Of the Woods: CONKER!"

"MSG is electric and so is Conker, returning from the independent circuit with a few title reigns and now the UGWF TV champion!" remarked Plusle. "Before he was having a hard time trying to find a niche but now with a title around his waist at last, how long can the Undersquirrel last?"

The familiar hammering chords to the bandicoot's theme echoed through the arena as Crash Bandicoot ran out on the stage and posed as the fireworks erupted behind him.

"And his tag team partner, he is the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying, Radical Swanton Master, a former Tag Team, TV, and UGWF champion, ladies and gentleman: THIS! IS! BANDICOOOOOTTTTTT!!!"

"A glorious ovation for the very first Triple Crown champion in UGWF history and what a ride it has been for Crash!" said Plusle. "Surviving a near fatal neck injury and now returning to the place his channeled insanity can be most effective, Crash is one of the most accomplished cruiserweights in his division."

"High risk, high reward, I'm still surprised Crash has been able to maintain the momentum so far."

ONE OF A KIND!

The roar of an ATV gave the crowd another roar as the two tailed kitsune drove onto the stage on his ATV, standing up and posing for the crowd as his fireworks went off.

"And their final tag team partner, residing from Casinopolis, he is the Innovator of Violence and a former Tag Team and TV champion, give it up forrrr TAILS!!!!"

"Now if this guy isn't the best in his division, I don't know who is!" laughed Plusle. "Success outside of the ring and in have not only made him a household name but there is no stopping the unstoppable tenacity that is the two tailed Innovator of Violence!"

The three shook hands and waited in the ring. The arena went dark and the Sly Cooper symbol flashed around the arena before I AM blared from the stage, the lights coming back on to reveal the master theif racoon: Sly.

"And their opponents, first, representing Melee, making his debut in the UGWF, the Master Theif himself: SLYYYY COOOPPPERR!"

"A unique high flyer is Sly." said Plusle. "Multiple title reigns down in the indy circuit including the longest reigning Game Zero Champion in history for 227 days!"

"Well you know as I do that when it all comes down to the nitty gritty, numbers are just numbers." said Minun. "Tonight we get to see what Sly is made of."

Japanese rock played from the speakers as a tabby cat, wearing blue sweatpants and a blue sleeveless T, came onto the stage and made a pose.

"And his partner, from Japan, making his debut in the UGWF, KKKKKKKKKKKAY!"

"Kay also has been showing promise down in the circuits, racking up some good wins and a 3-month TV title reign." said Plusle. "I look forward to seeing him in action here tonight."

"This Ain't No Make Believe" played and a green hawk, wearing a fashionable robe and sunglasses, came out onto the stage, doing a pose in slow mo.

"And their final tag team partner, Metropolis' own: JJJJJJETT!"

"He's brash, arrogant, and cocky, but his impressive skill in the ring can back up anything he says." said Minun. "Lately he's reformed the Babylon Rogues and we might see more of Wave and Storm later on tonight."

Both teams got into their corners, leaving Crash and Kay to start things off. They locked up, Kay getting Crash in a headlock, Crash backing into the ropes and bouncing off, Kay ducking, Crash leaping over him, Kay dodging a series of kicks before hitting one of his own and then a whip into the corner. Crash dodged but Kay rebounded off the corner with a good springboard dropkick.

"Beautiful dropkick by Kay!"

Kay went for the cover but got a two count. He turned and tagged in Jet who went straight to work on Crash. Jet brought him to the corner and tagged in Sly who leapt onto the top rope and did a leaping hurricanrana, sending Crash into the other corner. Sly ran over and monkey flipped Crash but Crash landed on his feet and ducked a clothesline, hitting a hard forearm knocking Sly down. He followed up with two more before slamming down Sly and hitting a flip leg drop for a two count. Crash quickly got to his corner and tagged in Conker who leapt onto the ropes and sunset flipped over Sly for a two count. Conker would step up his game but after missing a crossbody, Sly quickly scooped him up and placed him upside down against his chest like a piledriver.

"Oh boy! Could this be the famous Theif Clash?" said Plusle.

Sly draped Conker's arms behind his legs and then dropped face down, sandwiching Conker between the mat and him and rolling him over for a pin. Crash made the save but got attacked by Jet who sent him outside of the ring. Conker dragged himself over and managed to tag in Tails who leapt off the ropes with a seated senton onto Sly followed by a headscissor takedown and a quick suplex. Sly still managed to tag in Jet but the end was already near. Conker got tagged back in and after hitting a quick dropkick to the knees of Jet, he went onto the apron, leaped up and delivered a vicious 720 DDT.

"SQUIRRELLLYYY WRATH!" yelled Plusle. "Talk about a major headache!"

Conker then pointed to Crash who went up to the top rope and nailed the Swanton.

"Crazy Swanton Bomb!" yelled Minun.

Finally, Conker tagged in Tails and Tails leapt onto the top rope and nailed the Five Star Fox Splash.

"And a FIVE! STAR! FOXSPLASH!" said Plusle. "Check, please!"

Crash and Conker leapt over the top rope onto Kay and Sly as Tails covered Jet for the 3 count.

"Here are your winners, Crash Bandicoot, Tails, and Conker!"

"Now THAT'S how you kick off a show!" said Minun. "With 6 of our best cruiserweights battling it out for the enjoyment of our loyal fans."

BACKSTAGE

Peach was standing next to Kayden.

"I'm standing by now with my guest at this time, The Blazed One: Kayden Seyak."

The crowd cheered.

"Kayden tonight you face your rival, The Blueprint, Ratchet, in a Falls Count Anywhere match for the very first X Division Championship match. What are your thoughts heading into this match?"

"Thoughts, strategy, I think it's clear that the time for talking is over. Both me and Ratchet have been going at eachother's necks for this chance. Last time we faced, I won. He's tried many things on me but it hasn't worked." He turned his attention to the camera. "Ratchet. Maybe you should be asking yourself this: Do YOU have what it takes to be a champion? I think we both know the answer. I GUARENTEE that you will be X-K-O'ed. Get it memorized."

TAG TEAM MATCH--Mega-Man and Bomber-Man v. Crunch and Ganondorf

Mega-Man and Bomber-Man's theme played and the crowed cheered as they came out and ran to the ring, sliding in.

"Our next match up is a tag team match, set for one fall. In the ring, the team of Mega-Man and Bomber-Man: The Techno Twisters!"

"Everytime I see these two in the ring, they never cease to amaze me." said Minun. "THE longest reigning UGWF Team Champions in history. But tonight their high flying arsenal is in for a WILD ride."

The lights dimmed and pyro erupted from the set as Crunch and Ganondorf made their way to the ring. They were met with the first boo's of the night.

"And their opponents, representing the Ministry of Darkness, the team of Crunch and Ganondorf!"

"The formation of the Ministry has certainly put everyone on notice." said Plusle. "Mephilles, Crunch, Bowser, and Ganondorf. All 4 of them are big, bad, and brutal in the ring and everyone that's tried to get in their way has been steamrolled."

"Or Bowser probably ate them." remarked Minun.

"Laugh now but they should never be under estimated. Let's see if the Twisters can find a way to beat them."

Mega-Man and Ganondorf locked up first but Mega was easily shoved down. The two fliers worked their hardest to stop the powerful duo but near the end, things began to go downhill. Bomber had been knocked clear of the ring and Mega was easy prey for Crunch, sending Mega spiraling down into the mat with the Black Hole Slam for the 3 count.

"Here are your winners, Crunch and Ganondorf."

"Well that certainly went by fast..." said Plusle.

"Told ya. That, ladies and gents, is what we call a squash match."

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR THE X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP—"The Blazed One" Kayden Seyak v. "The Blueprint" Ratchet

The opening chords to No More Words sent MSG into a frenzy as Kayden made his way onto the stage to pose with his pyro.

"This next match up is for the X Division Championship with Falls Count Anywhere rules! Introducing first, from the Xtreme Islands, he is The Blazed One: KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEN!!!!"

"A rock star like ovation for the Blazed One here tonight!" said Plusle. "This whole rivalry between the Blazed One and the Blueprint has waged on for six monthes and tonight, they both get to make history by becoming the very first X Division champion."

LISTEN...IT'S TIME!

Boos rained down on Ratchet as he came out wearing a sleeveless jacket and black pants.

"And his opponent, from the Veldin System, the Blueprint: RRRRRRRRRATCHET!"

"I think Ratchet's ready, Plusle." said Minun. "Kayden's words got to him and I think, with no holds barred rules, he's going to enjoy this match."

The moment the bell rang, Kayden charged and speared down Ratchet, pummeling him hard. Ratchet fought back and sent Kayden into the corner. Ratchet charged but Kayden was quick to block and kicked both his boots into the lombax's face. Kayden followed up with more kicks and knees, sending Ratchet to the outside. Kayden smacked Ratchet's face onto the steps, dropped him on the security barricade, then hopped onto the ring apron and got ready to leap. Unfortunately, Ratchet had it spotted and brought up a chair nearby, sending Kayden crashing down for a 2 count. Ratchet swung again but Kayden ducked and knocked the chair down and tried to whip Ratchet into the steps only to be sent into the steps instead.

"These two really DO hate eachother!" said Plusle. "They're not stopping for anything!"

Trash cans and kendo sticks were smashed and Kayden had already been slightly busted open. But drawing up his strength, he got onto the apron and knocked Ratchet down, leaping with a springboard clothesline followed up with a shining wizard knee to the face and bulldog. Kayden was ready and then scooped Ratchet onto his shoulders, ready to deliver the XKO. But once again, Ratchet found a way to counter and drove Kayden onto the apron befor retrieving the chair outside and whacking it right over Kayden's head.

"LINE DRIVE!" yelled Minun. "Kayden's gonna be seeing stars for a long time!"

With more intensity then before, Ratchet set up Kayden in a Pedigree style posistion then picked him up against his chest and dropped Kayden onto the mat face first.

"TURBO VELOCITY!" yelled Plusle. "That's it! No one gets up from that!"

Ratchet went for the pin. 1-2-Kickout. Ratchet sat on his knees and glared down at Kayden, dragging him over to nearby the corner and delivering his trademark Best Moonsault Ever. But Kayden brought his knees up and while Ratchet was reeling, Kayden scooped Ratchet up again and got onto the second turnbuckle, leaping off with the XKO through a table for the 3 count.

"Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW X DIVISION CHAMPION, THE BLAZED ONE: KAYYYYYYYYYYYYDENNN!"

"Kayden has finally done it!" said Plusle. "After enduring that much pain, all it took was one quick counter to seal the deal!"

"Turbo Velocity should have finished of Kayden." said Minun. "Now with this title, things are sure going to get more personnel."

Kayden held up his title and headed up the ramp while Ratchet managed to pull himself up and limp out.

UNKNOWN LOCATION

Eerie music played on the set of a graveyard where a black hedgehog (resembling Shadow) stood with a dark cloak and fedora hat.

"Klonoa..." he said. "Your attempts to stop the Ministry have been less of futile. As many knights before...you stand at the mouth of the dragon's lair. Looking at the charred, bloody, deformed remains inside, you face a challenge far worse then the others. In your past you have been called the Dream Traveller and the Showstopper...but tonight shall be different, Klonoa. Tonight...you travel into your worst nightmare where you shall perish and rest...IN....PEACE."

RINGSIDE

"Eerie as always." said Plusle. "Mephilles looks primed and ready to finally take out Klonoa. Klonoa owns a few victories over Crunch, Ganon, and Bowser, but tonight is Mephilles' and Klonoa's first encounter."

"That's on later tonight. Up next, we have another Brawl versus Melee match. But this one is with our very own Divas."

6 DIVA TAG MATCH--Leyla Fray, Rouge the Bat, Tifa v. Sally Acorn, Blaze the Cat, and Samus Aran

A hard guitar song played as Tifa made her way into the ring, proudly wearing her Knockout's Championship.

"This next contest is a special Brawl vs Melee Six Diva Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Brawl, from Fort Condor, she is the UGWF Knockout Champion, Tifa!"

"Knockout's a term we call our divas in Brawl. And Tifa certainly is one." said Minun. "A record eight monthes as the inaugaral Knockout Champion and an impressive arsenal put her at the top of the food chain."

"Eight monthes with some questionable tactics, Minun." said Plusle. "She's got to worry about her opponents coming up for our first PPV, Destination X."

A rock version of Melina's theme played, to mixed reactions, as the lovely Rouge the Bat walked out in her Sonic Rider's outfit as the paparatzi got a few shots in.

"And her partner, residing in Casinopolis, a 5-Time UGWF Women's Champion, give it up forrrr ROUGGGEEEEEEEE THE BATTT!"

"Mixed responses to our fem fatale Rouge in MSG tonight." said Minun. "She is a true pioneer in the Knockout Division, racking up five UGWF Women's Championship reigns but now, she has a chance to proove what she's worth at Destination X when she faces Tifa for the Knockout Championship in 3 weeks."

Rouge walked down the ramp then hopped onto the apron, dropping down into a split and sliding under neath the bottom rope.

"That is the best friggin' entrance ever...." said Minun.

"Yeesh, don't short out the headsets with your drool again, man." said Plusle.

A playful giggle emitted from the speakers as "Time to Rock N' Roll" played to the huge pop from the crowd as Leyla made her way onto the stage.

"And their final partner, from the Xtreme Islands, she is a 3 time UGWF Women's Champion and a former Hardcore champion: The Thunder Vixen: LEYLLAAAAAA FRAYY!"

"I got the chance to talk to Leyla earlier today." said Plusle. "She's pretty excited after recieving a spot in Rouge's match at Destination X. It's gonna be a pretty interesting Triple Threat."

"Did you ask her out?" smirked Minun. "Come on, I know you have a thing for her."

"Well yes, as a matter of fact I did."

Leyla came over and kissed Plusle on the cheek before heading into the ring.

"Oh yes, I have skills." laughed Plusle.

"Shut your trap..."

Next, "Legs Like That" played to the loud pop as Sally (now fully clothed with slightly shorter hair and a tanktop with gloves and elbow pads) came down the ramp.

"And their opponent, from the Knothole Woods, a former Diva's Champion now making her debut in the UGWF, give it up for PRINCESSSSS SALLYY!"

"I'm actually kinda surprised." said Minun. "Sally has shown some improovement in the ring and her feud with Blaze, one of the best feuds I've seen in a long time, has made her step up her game. But I wonder how well she can handle her rival being on the same team?"

"Light a Fire" played as Blaze walked up the stage, posing to the pyro behind her as she walked down the ramp.

"And her partner, from Soleanna, a two time Diva's champion, BLLLLLLLLLAZEE!"

"You talk about a no nonsense, down-to-the-nitty-gritty fighter." said Plusle. "You have to mention Blaze. Down in the circuits she has prooved how tenacious she can be and with two Diva title reigns under her belt coupled with her devastating GTS finisher, the Brawl girls are in for an interesting ride."

A Metroid Remix played from the speakers as Samus Aran, in her zero suit, came down the ramp.

"And their final partner, from the Phozon System, she is the current UGWF Diva's champion: SAMUSSSS ARAN!"

"Well like you said Plusle, you not only have to mention Blaze, but the Glamazon herself: Samus. The First Lady of Gaming has been on a roll since reclaming her Diva's title, beating both Sally and Blaze consecutive times as well surviving the very first Diva's Ladder Match. So what could be next for her?"

Sally and Rouge locked up first, Rouge headlock overtaking Sally onto the mat. Sally struggled and got to her feet and used the ropes as momentum to get Rouge off. Rouge came back and clotheslined Sally down, dragging her over to her corner to tag in Tifa. Tifa brought down hard kicks and punches onto Sally, whipping her into the corner. Sally reversed and Tifa rebounded, flipping over Sally and dropkicking her in the back, getting ready to set up the Unprettier. Sally was quick to slip out and tag in Blaze who flipped over the ropes with a kick sending Tifa down, clotheslining her down a few times before grabbing Tifa's leg and taking her down into a roll up for a two count. Tifa rolled out, Blaze tried another roll up and got another two count. Tifa had enough and halted Blaze, uppercutting her into the corner followed up with a few shoulder thrusts. She then leapt up and monkey flipped Blaze across the ring. Rouge tagged herself in by touching Tifa's back, sliding past her only to be speared down by a tagged in Samus.

"So much for flaunting!" laughed Minun.

As things came to a head, it looked like the Brawl Girls were ready to seize their opportunity. Tifa had tried going for a crossbody but Blaze caught her and rolled with the momentum, nailing a deadly GTS. Tifa stumbled back as Sally tagged herself in, nailing her Royal Asai DDT. Rouge tried to get involved but got tossed over the top rope. Samus then tagged herself in...but scooped up Blaze and nailed the Galaxy Driver.

"HEY!" yelled Minun. "Thats your own team mate!"

Samus slid out of the ring and took her championship and left, leaving a confused Sally in the ring. As she turned around, Leyla quickly hit her new finisher, the Codebreaker on Sally, followed up with Starship Pain. Rouge then tagged herself in and delivered the Extreme Snap DDT on Leyla. Rouge then pinned Sally for the 3 count.

"Here are your winners, Leyla Fray, Rouge the Bat, and the Knockout Champion: Tifa!"

"Thats what the women of the UGWF are all about as well. Strong, sexy, and powerful. But why the heck did Samus just abandon her team like that?" said Plusle.

"More importantly, smart move by Rouge." said Minun. "Thats how you send a message to both the challenger and the champion."

Rouge slid out of the ring while Leyla held her head, glaring at her rival.

BACKSTAGE

"Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Metropolis' Instant Classic: Sonic the Hedgehog!"

Sonic came into view, a little older, wearing jean shorts, and his trademark jersey with dog tags and backwards cap.

"Sonic tonight you face The Phenomenal Link after taking weeks of verbal abuse from him. What are your thoughts heading into this match?"

"Words ain't nothing in the squared circle." said Sonic. "We go out there and we either make ya hear the 1,2,3 or make ya tap out. Link's been running his mouth, jab jabbing away about how he can take on anyone and beat them like it's nothin. This whole 'undefeated' streak that he's keeping track of, nobody cares about it! Nobody ain't seein' him! Tonight I get to do two things. One, I break his little streak and two, I get one step closer to the UGWF Championship."

Sonic's music started playing and the blue blur turned to the entrance. "And that's my cue."

SINGLES MATCH—"The Instant Classic" Sonic the Hedgehog v. "The Phenomenal" Link

Sonic came onto the stage to the HUGE pop from the MSG crowd, doing his salute then running down the ramp, sliding into the ring.

"This match up is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, Metropolis Square Garden's INSTANT CLASSIC SSSSSSSSSSSONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!"

"If this is not THE biggest pop we have recieved all night, I don't know what can top it." said Plusle. "Sonic has been red hot as of late, teaming with Tails to reform D-Generation X and enjoying the sucess of his latest movie: Bragging Rights which is already Number 1 at the box office!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah..." said Minun. "He's good outside of the ring but tonight he's got to show he's good INSIDE of the ring."

Sonic took the mic and looked around, the arena chanting his name and DX.

"Yo...yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO YO!!!!!!!!!! Damn it feels good to be home!"

The crowd roared and Sonic turned to the crowd.

"I've got a question for you all...it's been on my mind for a long time now." He paused. "Are you ready?"

The arena shook with another roar.

"I thought this was Metropolis Square Garden!" Sonic climbed onto the turnbuckle. "I SAID: ARE!!! YOU!!! READYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I know I'm ready!" said Plusle.

"Then...for the thousands in attendence...and for the millions watching around the world...and for Link..."

The crowd booed at his name. Sonic then took one foot off the turnbuckle and leaned against it.

"I'm gonna get straight to the point here. I'm just as fed up with Link as you guys are. He keeps going on and on about how I'm so scared to face him and he's been calling me out for weeks now. Well Linky, you got your chance. This place right here is where the word ends and the action speaks louder. But honestly...I need to get this out. What's Fairy boy gonna do to me? Sic Tinker Bell on me? Smack me with his little pink wand? Come on...nobody can take an Elf seriously these days. Why don't you just dissapear with Spock or something."

The crowd laughed.

"So with that in mind.....LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO SUCK ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The crowd roared again.

"And of course, if you're not down with that, we got two wo--"

Link's music interrupted (A slight remix of Jericho's song) and the crowd booed more as Link did his pose to his fireworks. A cocky smirk was now on his face, despite Sonic's retorts.

"Damn it Link, for once let me finish!" said Sonic.

Link slid into the ring.

"And his opponent, from Hyrule, The Phenomenal Link!!"

Sonic put his hands in the air and sighed. "Allright folks, you're not down with that we got two words for ya-"

The crowd yelled SUCK IT and Sonic suddenly smacked Link with the microphone, driving him down to the mat with hard punches. The ref broke them apart and eventually got them separated. When they finally did separate, the bell rang.

"Ever since Link lost the IC title to Sonic, Link has been trying everything to try and pysche out Sonic." said Minun. "Even though there's no IC title on the line tonight, expect very brutal confrontation."

Sonic took off his jersey and caps and got in his corner. Sonic's name echoed through out the arena. Link proceded to lock up with Sonic and Link pushed him into the corner. The ref broke the two up and Link took a quick swipe at the hedgehog. Sonic smirked and hopped onto the turnbuckle, lounging out on it as the crowd popped. Link tried to take another shot but got a boot to the face, knocking him down on the ground. Sonic repositioned himself and leaped off with a guillotine leg drop onto Link for a two count.

"Unorthodox, but effective." said Minun.

But Link was one step ahead of Sonic this time. Link pummeled Sonic into the corner once he got back up and knee'd Sonic's upper back area, causing Sonic to yell out in pain.

"And Link is going straight for the injured neck area." said Plusle. "Sonic had neck surgery after a near career ending Ladder match with Klonoa. That's like having a giant bullseye on your back."

Link took control as he threw Sonic out onto the apron, then springboard dropkicked him down to the floor. Link then bounced off the opposite ropes and leaped over the top rope with a senton. Sonic fought back hard, sending Link shoulder first into the ring post then bouncing off the ropes for his summersault bulldog. Link got back up and Sonic lifted Link onto his shoulders for the Sonic Driver. But Link raked Sonic's eyes and set him up for the Wind Stunnerplex. Sonic held onto the ropes and Link dropped down by himself, hitting the mat hard. Sonic quickly grabbed Link's leg for the Lightning Lock but before he could start, Link countered and rolled Sonic over, locking in the Triforce of Pain.

"Counter after counter, now Sonic's the one in trouble!" said Minun.

Sonic struggled and tried to make it to the ropes but Link pulled him back. The crowd begged with him not to tap and Sonic raised himself up on his knuckles. With one last effort, he managed to turn his body and grab Link's leg. To Link's shock, Sonic pulled it out and locked in the Lightning Lock in the middle of the ring. Link clawed at the mat, trying to claw and crawl to the ropes, his fingertips just with in reach but with one hard tug from Sonic, Link had no choice but to tap out. The crowd roared as Sonic released the hold, getting to the ropes to support himself.

"Here is your winner, by submission, The Instant Classic: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

"An incredible match up the Instant Classic and a big win in his hometown!" said Plusle. "We might just see-"

Suddenly the lights went out. The crowd went silent until they came back on, an evil looking green hedgehog ready to pounce in one of the corners.

"HEY! THAT'S SCOURGE!" yelled Plusle.

Sonic turned and as he did, Scourge charged and speared Sonic down to the mat.

"The Death Stryker Spear!" said Minun. "He almost speared him in half on that one!"

Sonic laid on the mat clutching his ribs as Scourge, clad in leather jacket and sunglasses, looked down at his prey then signaled for a title belt around his waist before the lights went out. When they came back on, Scourge had vanished.

"Talk about picking your spots." said Plusle. "He vanished just as quickly as he arrived!"

"That's Scourge." said Minun. "He IS the Ultimate Opportunist for a reason. Sonic and him have a LONG history of brutality and I think after tonight, it's gonna get uglier from here on out."

BACKSTAGE

"Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, he is the Showstopper: Klonoa!"

Klonoa came into view with new ring gear and chap-styled pants.

"I know what you're gonna say." he said. "You're gonna ask if the Showstopper is one hundred percent and ready to go for my match tonight. You might ask what I'm thinking, what I'm feeling, what I ate for breakfast, paper or plastic, it doesn't matter. Mephilles keeps getting into people's head with his 'Ministry of Darkness' and his theatrics, but if he thinks he can try to play the mind games with me, then he's got another thing coming. You see, I've beaten all his lackeys except for him. Tonight, he gets to face HIS nightmare when he's chewing on 4 inches of leather, COURTESY OF SOME SWEET. CHIN. MUSIC!"

RINGSIDE

"That match is up a little later tonight but right now, we have another Brawl vs Melee contest. So far Brawl is 2-0 over Melee." said Plusle.

"Looks like Melee is really gonna have to step up it's game." said Minun.

CHAMPIONS VS CHAMPIONS NON-TITLE MATCH—"The Impact Player" Fox McCloud and "The Shooter" Falco Lombardi W/ Krystal v. Marth and Roy W/Zelda

Marth and Roy's tag team theme played as they came down the ramp with their World Tag Team Championship belts and Zelda at their side.

"This next match up is a Brawl versus Melee, Champions versus Champions match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Brawl, being accompanied by Princess Zelda, they are the World Tag Team Champions, Marth and Roy!"

"Out of all the tag teams her in the UGWF, Marth and Roy have always been able to keep their spot at the top of the food chain." said Minun. "No matter what the odds."

"Yeah because they cheat and take every opportunity they can." said Plusle. "And they have Zelda."

"Hey, you do what you have to do to pick up a win. Record books don't care how it gets done as long as it's a win or a loss."

Fox's music, mixed with Falco's, played as they came out with their UGWF Tag Team titles and Krystal.

"And their opponents, representing Melee, being accompanied by Krystall, they are the UGWF Tag Team Champions, 'The Impact Player' Fox McCloud and 'The Shooter' Falco Lombardi!"

"Former rivals now friends, if there was any other tag team in the world, these two make the most dominant and impressive." said Plusle. "You have Fox, a former Intercontinental Champ, and Falco Lombardi, 3 time Hardcore Champ, add Krystall, this is a very impressive duo."

"But these two have never faced off though." said Minun. "This first time encounter, requested by the UGWF Universe, is definitley going to be a treat!"

The match was one sided at times, Fox and Falco outsmarting and outmanevuring Marth and Roy at several points. But the cunning duo used plenty of underhanded tricks to put things back in their favor. Zelda tried to interfere but Krystall took her out. While Marth was distracted, Falco played possum and tagged in Fox. When Marth turned around, he hadn't seen the tag and Falco used a drop toe hold, hanging Marth on the second rope. Using this, Falco scooped Marth up and nailed the Falco Cradle Piledriver. Before the 3 count could be made, Roy leaped in and shoved Falco off. Before he could do anything else, Fox slid into the ring and nailed the Diamond Cutter on Roy.

"Roy never saw that one coming!" said Plusle.

Fox then got on all fours and Falco bounced off the ropes and used Fox's back as a springboard for his patented Triple Jump Moonsault on Roy. Fox then quickly went to the top rope and nailed the Foxsplash on Marth for the double 3 count.

"Here are your winners, Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi!"

"Marth and Roy didn't stand a chance." laughed Minun. "That's why the Melee tag teams are better."

Fox and Falco stood in the ring, holding their titles high with Krystall standing between them, raising their hands.

AFTER COMMERCIAL

Split screen footage was shown of Snake and Mario working out and preparing for their main event match.

"There they are, Mario and Snake, two of the video game industry's greatest icons." said Plusle. "But up next, the first of our two main events!"

"Finally, after weeks of battling, the Showstopper Klonoa has a chance to finally defeat the Ministry when he takes on the leader, Mephilles the Dark!" said Minun.

SINGLES MATCH—Mephilles the Dark v. " The Showstopper" Klonoa

Klonoa's theme blared from the speakers to the crowd's approval. Getting on his hand, he made his rebirth pose to his fireworks before high fiving some of the frontseat fans.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Lunatea, making his return in the UGWF, the Showstopper: Klonoa!"

"A proud respected veteran of UGWF, Klonoa is." said Minun. "Having gone up against some of the toughest players but to many people's surprise, I'm surprised has hasn't racked up any titles."

"I don't think he needs titles." said Plusle. "His popularity, charisma, and wrestling ability are at near Hall of Fame perfection. And I'm not saying this is as an opinion, rather it's what everyone seems to think. Not to mention one of the most brutal and punishing finishing moves: Sweet Chin Music."

Klonoa waited in the ring patiently. Suddenly the lights went out.

.........Gong.............Gong.....................Gong....

From the mist walked Mephilles the Dark, his eerie dark rock theme blaring from the stage.

"And from Death Valley, Mephillesss the DARK!"

"Ever since forming the Ministry, Mephilles has rocketed up to the top." said Plusle. "Klonoa may have been able to beat Bowser, Crunch, and Ganondorf, but tonight he has to do the impossible: beat Mephilles."

"Finally something we agree on." said Minun.

The bell rang and Mephilles stood in the corner, just looking at Klonoa. They stared for a moment before circling then locking up. Klonoa put Mephilles in a side headlock, Meph backed into the ropes and tried to push him off but Klonoa hung on and skidded onto one knee, locking his grip in even more. Meph got up and back suplexed Klonoa but still the cabbit held on. Klonoa eventually let go and backed off. Meph locked up again with Klonoa and tried a kick but Klonoa caught him and chest chopped him, knocking him down. Klonoa did this twice until Mephilles grabbed Klonoa by the throat for a chokeslam. Klonoa slid out as Mephilles raised him and landed behind Meph. Klonoa was ready for Sweet Chin Music but Mephilles quickly fell down to avoid it, rolling out of the ring for a moment. Klonoa got onto the second turnbuckle and posed to the crowd, gaining a huge pop.

"I think Mephilles is a little surprised for once." said Plusle. "Not many people have actually been able to go toe to toe with him. If Klonoa had hit Sweet Chin Music, it could have been over."

"I can tell what that cabbit's trying to do." said Minun. "He's trying to pysch out Mephy. Well that's not gonna work. Once Mephilles locks in Hell's Gate or hits his Tombstone Piledriver, then it WILL be over."

Mephilles got back into the ring but quickly stepped up his game by delivering hard punches and whipping Klonoa into the corner. Mephilles charged with a boot but missed and crashed to the floor. Klonoa took advantage of this and hit a Cabbitsault on the outside, landing on Mephilles. The action went back and forth for awhile until Klonoa finally hit his flying forearm after countering Snake Eyes. They both laid on the ground until Klonoa nipped up. He climbed onto the top turnbuckle and signaled for his elbow drop. He leaped off but Mephilles had rolled out of the way. As Klonoa got to his feet, he aimed for Sweet Chin Music again but Mephilles caught his leg and grabbed his arm, bringing him down to the mat and locking in Hell's Gate.

"He's got it locked in!" said Plusle. "Klonoa's trapped in the middle of the ring!"

Klonoa struggled hard, the crowd begging him not to tap. But to everyone's shock, Klonoa broke out of the hold.

"HOW THE HELL DID HE JUST DO THAT!?" yelled Minun.

Mephilles got to his feet and yelled at the referee but Klonoa was quickly tuning up in the corner. As Mephilles turned, Klonoa nailed Sweet Chin Music followed by a Cabbitsault for the 3 count.

"Here is your winner, The Showstopper, KLONOA!"

"Klonoa truly has done the impossible!" said Plusle. "He has finally beaten the Ministry!"

Klonoa had his arm raised but the lights suddenly went out. When they came back on, Crunch, Ganon, and Bowser stood in the ring.

"Ohhh no...this does not look good for Klonoa!' said Minun.

Bowser grabbed Klonoa and delievered a vicious Chokeslam from Hell. Ganon then picked up Klonoa and pushed him to Crunch who hit the Black Hole Slam. Klonoa arched his back in pain as he tried to crawl away from the three giants. Ganon grabbed Klonoa by both legs and Crunch did the same for his arms. Bowser went up to the top rope and leaped on Klonoa with a Banzai Splash.

"ENOUGH!" yelled Plusle. "Damn it, you've made a point!"

Suddenly, the Teenage Mutuant Ninja Turtles theme played. Everyone looked to the stage as Raphael, Leonardo, and Mikey raced to the ring. The Ministry quickly slid out of the ring as they helped up Klonoa.

"Looks like the Turtles are too late this time." said Plusle. "I've never seen Klonoa beaten down...it was a flat out mugging."

"You're telling me...hopefully Klonoa can heal up in time." said Minun. "Well, ladies and gentleman, it's finally going to happen. The Dream Match of the Century! Mario and Snake! What a match up it's going to be! This is going to be our last commercial break so get ready to GAME ON!"

MAIN EVENT—"The Wrestling God" Mario v. Solid Snake

In a grueling main event, Snake made Mario tap out to the Scorpion Sharpshooter.

"Here is your winner, by submission, Solid SNAKE!"

"What an awesome main event from these two hall of famers!" said Plusle. "Thanks for joining us here tonight and we'll see you on Brawl and Meele!"

RESULTS

TAILS, CRASH, AND CONKER DEF. SLY COOPER, JET, AND KAY

CRUNCH AND GANONDORF DEF. MEGA-MAN AND BOMBER-MAN

KAYDEN DEF. RATCHET

ROUGE, LEYLA, AND TIFA DEF. SALLY, BLAZE, AND SAMUS

SONIC DEF. LINK VIA SUBMISSION

KLONOA DEF. MEPHILLES

SNAKE DEF. MARIO VIA SUBMISSION

DESTINATION X MATCHES

UGWF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

UGWF KNOCKOUT'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH--Tifa (C) v. Rouge v. Leyla