'' Sheldon, where are you goin'?''
''To the zoo with Mandy, we are going to see the koalas''
''So...you and her... do you like her?''
''Yes''
''Like a friend? Or maybe like a girlfriend?''
''I have to go now or else I will be late...Goodbye'' Sheldon rushed out of the door while Leonard stood there smilling
''Hey Shell''
''Hello Mandy''
''Let's go see the koalas!''
''Yes, I can't wait to figuratively melt''
''Did you like our trip to the zoo?''
''Yes! I hadn't have so much fun sense I came to California!''
''Neither did I, I really missed you Shell''
''I regreted you absense as well''
''Do you want to have dinner with me today? I can make you spaghetti with little hotdogs in it''
''Sure, I loves paghetti with little hot dogs in it!"
''I know you do, I can go pick you up in two hours ok?''
''Alright''
''What vintage game do you want to play tonight Sheldon?''
''I won't be playing tonight, so I don't care''
Howard, Raj and Leonard stared at him scared
''That's it, the seventh sign of the apocalypse''
''Nonsense Howard, I'm going to have spaghetti with littlehot dogs with Mandy tonight''
''Lucky bastard, are you and Mandy bumpin' the uglies?''
''Is that supposed to mean coitus?''
''Yes!, see? you are starting to learn!''
''Yes, everytime I hear a strange expression come out of your mouth I suppose it means coitus''
''So are you?''
''It's none of your business''
Everyone started to look at him like if he had taken one of their action figures out of the original box
''Come on! Just spill the beans!''
Sheldon rolled his eyes and said
''Mandy will be picking me up in exactly 35 seconds so goodbye''