So lads and lasses of justice, It seemed like superBitch went quite well so hears the next chapter. Special thanks to Brainnebee (My apologies if your pen name was spelt inccorectly) for reveiwing the story and letting me know it was worth carrying on with :D

Superman sped through the zeta tube, and appeared in the watchtower, the floating fortress of the justice league.

Oh that made my tummy tickle

Superman face palmed again and hurried of to file a report, before anymore of his Justice league comrades saw him in such an awkward state.

'SUPES!' Called Flash speeding to his side 'Hey buddy how have you been? Fought any good bad guys lately? Give em the old one two?' Flash raised his fists and began to mock-spar with the (man?) of steel

'Uh flash…' superman chose his words carefully, on guard for any slip ups. If he misspoke in front of Flash he would never hear the end of it. 'I have a really important job to do, so… uh… im going to go and file my report' Superman was pleased with his effort, happy that he hadn't given Flash anything to tease him with.

'Uhh Supes?' Flash asked genuinely puzzled

'Yes' Superman Replied, making his voice sound gruff and manly 'what is it Flash?'

'Why are you standing like that?' Flash pointed downward, to superman's hips which were stuck out to the right side, His right had resting on his hip, his left hand raised in the air, palm outstretched, pointing to the left. Superman took a moment to notice his stance, and remained still for a moment. Flash began to giggle, and then outright laugh. In moments he was rolling on the floor, clutching his sides.

'I'm stupid, Stupid, stupid' Said superman ears welling in his eyes.

'Supes, are… you… gonna… cry' flash asked, between his guffaws of joy

'NO' Superman shouted, and ran toward his chambers, already sobbing.

Red tornado joined flash in watching the man of steel run of crying to his room.

'What was that all about, red?' asked flash, scratching his head.

'Human customs still elude me' replied Red tornado and walked on towards his chambers.

Superman sat into his room sobbing, hoping that flash hadn't heard him cry. Believing some music would cheer him up, he flicked on his I-pod and put it on shuffle and relaxed on his bunk. He remained still for a few minutes, calming himself down, humming some of the words. Then that song started playing. Lois had put it on his I-pod ages ago, back when they had first started dating. He had hated it, pop had never really been his type of Muiscbut now something about it made him want to dance. He got up from his bunk, and began singing.

'I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!'

He sang, happily unaware that Green lantern was stood just outside the door, about to knock. Superman began to dance, with one hand on the back of his head, and the other outstretched. He began to wiggle his hand back and forth, and then shake his hips left to right. Green Lantern entered 'Hey Superman, are you okay, I heard sing…' Green lantern stopped to stare at superman and Superman stared back, frozen in his dance position.

'Oh dear lord' Green lantern said, averting his eyes and backing out of his room.

'Oh Hal, please don't tell anyone. Pretty please?'

'Pretty please?'

'Yeah with sprinkles on top' Superman smiled what he hoped was a reassuring smile

'I don't know what is going on today' Green lantern said, shrugging and walking away from the man of steel

'Hal, don't tell Batman, please, please, please' Superman begged

'There is something wrong with superman today' Green Lantern told batman, who was sat on monitor duty.

'I know, there are cameras in his room. I saw his dance. I found it quite…'

'Seductive' Offered aquaman, helpfully

'… Disturbing' finished batman, looking at Aquaman in a funny way.

'So what are we going to do, Batman? We definitely can't have him acting like this in public. We'll be a laughing stock!' Asked Green lantern

'Hey Bats, GL and uhh…' Said flash, speeding into the monitor room '…sorry what's your name again?' Flash asked pointing at Aquaman

'I'm Aquaman, ruler of Atlantis, King of the ocean and all it's people!' Aquaman boomed

'Oh yeah… I must have forgotten you because you so useless' Said Flash

'Hey' Said Aquaman pouting 'Batman, Flash call me useless!'

'SHUT UP' Batman shouted at Aquaman. He had been stuck on Monitor duty all night with this useless idiot, and in honesty he agreed with Flash, Aquaman was useless. 'What is it that you wanted to say, Flash?'

'You guys seen Supes today?!' He asked excitedly

'Yes we have' Said Batman, playing the video footage from Superman's room. Flash could barely contain his laughter.

'What is with him today?' Green lantern asked

'I Know' said Flash 'Red and I saw him in the hallway and he was standing all…. Gay'

'I suggest we let him file his report on today's events and check for any abnormal… we'll get to the bottom of this'

Meanwhile in the Kitchen Superman was scouring the Fridges and cupboards for suitable sandwich material. He found a large can of Tuna at the back of the cupboard.

Batman will love this He thought, opening the can.

There be chapter two for ye scurvy devils. I hope that you have enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. If you have any Ideas about who Super-Bitch should meet on his next adventure, Be they hero villain or yourself leave a reveiw. Also if you like the story and think it's funny or what have you also reveiw adn follow becasue that makes me smile :D

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