Chapter 2
"muhahahahahaha, where is he?." A dark and mysterious voice laughed. It was you know who, the dark lord, VOLDEMORT. Voldemort's eyes scanned the room but spotted no Harry Potter, only Lucius Malfoy.. laying on his back.. dead?
"Hey, lucius, u ded?" He said suspiciously. Looking around the room he saw the Zefron poster. "Wtf is this? I like zefron the most! No one else can like him!" Voldemort took the poster of the wall and rolled it into his robes.
"BITCH YA CAN'T TAKE THE FUCKING ZEFRON POSTER, I LIKE HIM THE MOST" Harry shouted in the wardrobe. The door slammed open as he ran and snatched the poster from Voldemort´s grasp. "oooh Harry Potter, the boy who lived ha come out of his hiding place, hehe" Voldemort snickered "But you will not be the boy who lived anymore, no, YOU WILL BE THE BOY WHO DIED! AVADA KEDAVRA" voldemort shouted.
"fuck!, eeh, protego?" Harry said while casting a protection spell he had never done before. The killing curse bounced back at voldemort and hit him in the crotch. "OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHH FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE!" voldemort cried in agony. He fell to the ground with a duns. "NO, i'm a bad bitch ya can't kill me" he said whilst he lay on the floor. " I still have horcruxes, i'll come back!"
"No you don't, i have destroyed them all, I even know that I was a horcrux and I realised I had to kill myself, but i'm already dead inside so i have already destroyed it long ago!" Harry said while looking at voldemort with a victorious feeling. "no… no I can not die! I, I" voldemort couldn't finish his sentence as he faded away in the dark. "bitch..." Harry said while he walked out of the room. "Shit, i forgot Ron" He walked back into the room and took Ron by the hand. "NOW we can go to school" harry said and ron nodded in agreement. They rode into the sunrise on harry's firebolt.
TBC…