The next day I woke up feeling something weird touching me,I open my eyes and I saw a little boy poking me with a stick

"Look mommy,it's a hobo." He said.

"Don't touch it honey,it might have diseases."

Well how rude! I snarled at them and they ran away. I sat up on the bench where I spent the night and I felt my tummy growling. I had forgotten to bring food with me so I looked around the park and I spotted a little girl holding an ice cream cone. I ran up to her and in a really sweet voice I said

"Hey sweetie,what you got there?"

"An ice cream cone." She replied smiling.

"Ooh,can I have it?"

"No." She said.

So I did what anyone else would have done. I grabbed my shovel and said

"Give it to me!" In an angry voice.

"Ah! Mommy!"The little girl ran away crying.

Oh well. I suddenly remembered my cousin Alex,maybe I can contact him and I could stay with him. We haven't really talked since I last tried to burn his house down. But oh well it's worth a shot. I walked to a payphone and dialed his number.

"Hello." He replied in a cheery voice.

"Hi,it's me Karla." I said.

*beeeeeep*

"Hello?-he-hello?" I sighed.

Oh well,looks like I'm on my own. Just then I noticed several posters with MY picture. I looked angry in it and I was holding up my shovel. Just then I hear two police officers yell at me

"Hey! Hey you!"

Oh no,they were coming for me. I ran away as fast as I could and they ran after me. I tried to lose them,but pretty soon they caught up with me. They held up my poster and with narrowed eyes one of them said

"Hi,excuse me ma'am,have you seen this girl?" The frown now changed to a smile.

Are you kidding me? Man these cops were stupid! So I smiled sweetly and said

"No,officer."

The other cop said

"It's her! You idiot!"

The first officer looked at me,and then at the poster. He looked back and forth for several minutes before saying

"Of course not! This girl here looks like a psycho." He said pointing at the poster.

He looked at me and said

"Sorry ma'am he's still new at this."

"No problem." I replied still smiling.

Suddenly they saw a doughnut shop and decided to go 'confiscate' it.

Man I have to get out of here before someone recognizes me. I have to run,far,far away,where no one will ever find me. I don't know where I'm going,I just hope that wherever that is,I can fulfill my dream of opening a shovel shop. Why a shovel shop? You may ask,well they have gun stores,they have knife shops,they have shops for many weapons. But with a shovel,not only can you knock someone out,kill or torture them,but you can later use it to bury them afterwords. I smiled at the thought,it never fails to bring me happiness and joy. Oh well,time to go. I decided that the best way to hide would be to blend in. Halloween is in tomorrow,so I decided to buy a costume. After jumping an old lady for her money,I went to the store and bought an angel costume. I put it on and I was ready to go. Since I didn't have any money,I decided to travel the cheapest way. So I quickly ran to the airport and searched everywhere,and I saw a person sitting on a bench,a suitcase at his side,and he saw asleep!

Yay! That's what I needed,so I quickly took all of his stuff out and got in the suitcase. The cheapest way to travel! My uncle taught me so well! XD In a few minutes he woke up,looked at his watched,and we walked off (Good thing his suitcase had wheels at the bottom!) And we got on the plane.