I don't own Mermaid Melody, but I do own the Fairytale rewrites!
"Now what?"
Coco grinnned. "How about Rapunzel?"
"Great. Let's get to work!"
After reading it, the mermaids knew what they had to do.
"Last time, we all got it. This time...?"
"Draw a piece of paper from the hat," Seira suggested. The others nodded and wrote their names on scraps of paper bag.
"...Hanon." Caren read.
The girls quickly took colored pencils from a box they found in Lucia's room, and got to work.
"The Un-Cliched...Rapunzel!" Seira awkwardly announced.
"...Hey, wait a second. Why'd you make me have hard to handle, lice-filled hair?"
"You never wash your hair or get a brush in the Fairytale," Lucia explained. "It's only realistic."
"...Caren can have this one," Hanon grinned.
"Don't want it."
"Well, I don't either! Make.. I don't know, some random Dark Lover take it!"
"Okay.. I think Yuuri has the longest hair. Right?"
"I...guess..."
"Alright..."
The mermaids went through the book, changing every 'Hanon' to 'Yuuri'.
"Skip to the good part!"
"Yuuri had the ugliest, most bug-infected hair in the world that she actually got into the book of world records for it." Hanon couldn't help but giggle.
"That's wrong." Seira blinked a couple of times.
"She was captured in her birthday suit right after she was born."
"She didn't have a brush."
"She lived in rags."
"She..." Rina paused. "Had a rash? Who's idea was that?"
"Yuuri was dirty," Hanon interrupted. "She had to have something."
"Still! A rash?!?!"
"Just go on with the story, please."
"She was locked in a castle, and since she was gullible, she believed a witch put her in there. "
"She didn't notice there was a door out."
"People trampled on her hair, and it hurt. They just said, 'Yuuri, let down your hair.' After she did, they'd kick it and trample it and climb on it. The barber was scared to give her a haircut. Her life was horrible. And one day, they killed her because she gave some peoples' children lice. The End." Caren closed the book.
"..."
"o0."
"o.o."
"Dang."
"Ooo...kay..."