Ren: Hi again! Next chappy! And uh...No I'm not gonna blow you guys up!
Sonic: -hiding behind the fridge- Just being cautious!
Shadow: -taking a nap on the couch, using the bazooka as his pillow-
Rouge: Good!
Tails: Yea!
Ren: ...Besides, I just joking...you guys suck sometimes...
Disclaimer: DON'T OWN ANYTHING!! I wonder...I own--- (gets shot)
Ren: O.O Uh...I feel bad for the disclaimer guy now...Uh...I don't own anything...
Chapter 2 Screwed Up Silver
Here we are in the beginning of the Silver Episode in Crisis City with Silver and Blaze...Blaze was off somewhere and Silver was currently being ocuppied by fire ants and making them levitate. Unfortunately, one now blows up in his face.
"AAAAH!! IT BURNS!!" Silver yelled, running in circles, trying to put out the fire on his nose. "AAAH!!"
Silver, not paying attention, runs into a car on fire, putting his foot, and only his foot surprisingly, on fire. "AAAHH! BLAZY!! HELPY ME...-Y!!"
"Quit your yapping and the drugs will ya?" Blaze said, dumping water she found "somewhere" -coughpeecough- on Silver to put out the flames.
"I'M NOT ON DRUGS!!"
"Fine, then the extra sugared, extra shots, extra whipped creamed espressos you have every 10 minutes. Oh, and Iblis, the fat bastard, is back again. C'mon."
"Ew! Why do I smell like pee!?" Silver yelled, sniffing himself.
"...Uh...You don't? Can we go?"
"Okay!!" Silver said happily, skipping off the end of the building, then flying off.
During the battle...
"WAAAH!!! WHY AM I ALWAYS TARGETTED!!??? AND WHY DON'T YOU HELP, BLAZE!?"
"Uh...one, your furry and white...and big headed...while I'm lavender and a cat, so I know how to hide...And if you were in real danger, I'd help you!" Blaze said, filing her claws and sitting on a building away from the battle while Silver is getting huge ass rocks thrown at him and fire.
"YOU MUST BE BLIND THEN!! AAAAH!! FIRE! AAAH!! HOT HOT HOT!!!"
4 hours, 52 minutes, and some serious fire putting out with buckets of "water" later...
"Blaze, why do we keep doing this? It happens over and over! ...And I seriously smell like a fricken monkey that just rolled around in it's own shit from 5 days ago!"
"Because, we have to and why were you so detailed?"
"Um...I sorta sniffed...A monkey...that did that once and uh...Yea..."
"...You have serious problems!"
"...There is a way to stop this." Mephiles said, coming out from behind the big ass building. "Like a chicken comes from an egg, (I can't remember what else he says here for an example,) everything has an origin.You need to find out what orignally was responible for these events. The flame had to start somewhere."
Blaze just stared at Mephiles, still filing her claws, thinking, "What the hell? Why's he so hot?" while Silver wasn't paying attention. "Huh? What? A chicken? What about a chicken?"
"...You didn't listen did you?"
"No...But what about a chicken!? Are you gonna grill a chicken over the flames of Iblis!? OMIGOSH! CHICKEN KILLER! CHICKEN KILLER! THINK ABOUT THE CHICKEN!! How would he feel!? You're so mean!!" Silver yelled, going all spazzy.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!" Mephiles yelled, pissed off at how the idiot could have repetively beaten back Iblis.
"What!?"
"I'm not going to frecken cook anything! Are you retarded!?"
"NOO!!! I'm...uh...hungery! Yea that's it...Hungery!" Silver stated, one hand on his hip, and the other in the air with one finger up, (no not his middle!) and flashing a goofy smile.
"...I think my friend has finally lost it..."
"I think your friend lost it LONG ago..."
"I'm right here you know!"
"Shut up! Now, follow me if you want to know the truth about-"
"We gonna find out the truth about grilled chicken?"
"...Hold on..." Blaze muttered. She grabbed the bucket that had "water" in it moments before and slammed it on Silver's head, knocking him out. Dragging him by the legs, Blaze muttered, "Okay, lead the way."
A little bit later in wired up room with a giant screen...
"Here. These are my records of the Day of Diaster." Silver, awake, and Blaze stared at the screen.
"And, you have THIS person to blame." Mephiles said, grabbing a Chaos Emerald from behind his back and holding it out for Silver to take. (Where DO they keep the Chaos Emeralds when they have no bags!? In their asses or something!?)
"Dude! Did you just pull that out from your ass?! YOU SICKO!!" Silver yelled.
"Wha..? NO YOU IDIOT!!"
"Who keeps gems up their asses!? EEEWW!!"
"Uh...where DID you pull it from, Mephiles?" Blaze questioned.
"Ugh! Enough, you'll find out soon enough." Mephiles said, before transporting them to Soleanna when Sonic and everyone else is alive.
With Silver...
"WAAAAAAAAH!! WHERE'S BLAZY!?!? BLAZY!!!! I'm all alone!!! Aaaah!!" Silver screamed, running around the forest till he got to the gate to the city. "Oh..."
With Blaze...
"Ugh, great. Apparently we got seperated. I better find Silver, and quick or else he'll do something retarded..." Blaze sighed.
With Mephiles...
"FINALLY AWAY FROM THOSE IDIOTS!!" Mephiles said, pulling the Chaos Emerald from his ass, literally. "And they almost found out how I keep the Chaos Emerald without it being in my hand all the time..."
Later...
"Oh, where is Sonic? I can't find him! This is so hard...and I'm sorry for wasting your time Silver and blah blah, blahblahblah, blah blah..." Amy rambled on, they two of them in Soleanna.
"...Obsessed fangirl..." Silver thought before he saw Sonic. "Huh? Hey! There he is!" Silver said and tried blasting him, only to have Sonic jump outta the way.
"Yo, what gives!?" Sonic yelled.
"You must die, Iblis Trigger!!"
"Huh?"
"...I KNOW YOU...NOOOO!! I NEED An ESPRESSO!! It's been 10 minutes!! GAAAAH!!" Silver yelled, falling over.
"Uhhh..."
"Waaah!" Elise yelled.
"Elise!!" Off goes Sonic!!
"SOOOOONIIIIC!?" Amy yelled. "DAMNIT!! GOD DAMNIT ALL!! Huh? Silver!"
So...after 15 espressos later just to revive Silver, Blaze finds Silver and gives Amy the boot for feeding him espressos and ties Silver to a chair for the next 5 hours till he calms down...
And then back to looking for Sonic!
End Chapter 2 Screwed Up Silver
Ren: Hopefully this chapter was better and shit. Although it ain't a random story, it is a crazy-ass, retarded version part of the story in Silver's Episode in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)! So yea. R&R and no flames.
Kitsune: ...Oh, and by the way, in last chapter Knuckles was stealing some of Rouge's bras and underwear for the shrine he has in the back of the closet that we'll get to later on.
Ren: ...Thanks for the preview of next chapter, moron...
Kitsune: You're welcome- HEY!
Ren: ...Idiot...