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He must be Emo

Chapter 2: Mugged by a thug (hitting rock bottom)

SB POV

Looking back, I only ever looked at the bright side of life, now well, lets just say im not exactly a cheery person, im more dark and sensitive, with low self esteem, you see looking back on these few pages, brought a tear to my heart, but I know now what I have to do. It's just, well.. Emotional, my pineapple never grew back

Extract from diary

Dear diary,

Mood: apathetic

My life is spiralling downwards, I can't take it! Im homeless!

I feel that my life is a black abyss, and its suffocating me. I can't talk to anyone! Not even Pat he just wont accept that I wont live with him, im not gay.. Well he never suggested that I was, but I just don't feel comfortable living with anyone! And now I have spent some time to think..

I've finally come to the conclusion that Squidward doesn't like me, not one bit. He laughed at my misery even though he warned me in the first place, but I still seem to think that what Gary was trying to tell me I have to pay more attention to that little snail! Back to sleep, the pavement's getting slightly cold.

Brrr

End of extract

I stared down at the remains of my memories and past, it brought a single tear to my eye, but I tried to be strong, tough and real. I looked up and ran, ran far off. Pat obviously tried to follow, but Sandy held him back.

"No Pat, leave him alone, he needs some time to himself. Some time to think." I heard the Squirrel say.

I hid behind a large rock that blocked a small ally way. I squeezed my way through (I am a sponge you know!) and slid down to the cold wet floor. It was raining. I was all alone, I might add I was pretty scared! I closed my eyes and tried to forget all my problems, I imagined I was still at jellyfish fields, with Pat. Chasing the innocent creatures around, catching them, getting their tasty jelly, then letting them go free! I gradually fell into a slumber,

Only to be awoken shortly after, by a gang of puffer fish. One in a red bandana. He was big and muscular he wore a black jacket with skulls all over it, it read on the front

'I have a license to kill'

I took this as a laugh, not a real thing, even though he seemed very intimidating, damn it he was! There was others too. All in the same clothing, A black bandana marked with skulls and blood red jackets that said:

'Im ready to kick your butt'

I dropped my head down, hoping so much that they wouldn't notice me, maybe they'd mistake me for a cereal box? I doubt it, 'cause they was looking directly at me, sniggering and warming up there hands, ready to punch and hurt me.

They pulled me up and slammed me against the wall, my arms ached badly, and my heart was beating as fast as a seahorse runs (fast!). I shuddered and tried to ignore them, but as soon as I closed my eyes I got that feeling, the 'im being watched' feeling. Not nice. I laughed lightly and said,

"Hey, guys, dudes, what's up? How's it hanging?"

The one in the red bandana smirked and the others all grinned, I took it that he was their ring leader. I shuddered again. They were big, bad, and ready to kick my butt. I tried to run, no use he just grabbed my head , smiled at me with his yellow teeth and said:

"My names, Dirty Ray, and I have a licance to kill"

"Dahahahahaha!" I laughed "Good one!"

"Oh he's not joking mate, he's serious, give us all ya money and valuables!"

"Ok ok!" I replied hastily, I emptied my bag and out fell all my remaining possessions and money. I saw the picture fall out.. And my diary. I snatched them up quickly and prayed that they didn't see. They didn't.

I ran off as far as my spongey legs would take me.

They followed after me, gaining on me. I was never a champ at running but my legs seemed to get a suprising jolt of energy and i was ahead of them by a long shot.

"OI YOU SPONGE! GET HERE WHATS THAT YOU SNATCHED AWAY? WHATS THAT? GIVE US IT HERE! OR WE'LL DO FORBIDDEN THIBGS TO YOU!"

Imad: Quite short, but im on my sisters computer, 'cause mines broke, so I can barely get on :- oh well byes!