Parka: Hi, welcome back to the show, now called Ninja Nightmares for today! So, first, Kai, quick question, a comment from JelsaDev: Why did you save Lloyd from the volcano?
Kai: Hey, it's my duty to help people. Besides, I did find my full potential, right?
Parka: Erm, okay. (bursts out laughing for no reason) HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, sorry, I have these random seizures sometimes. Okay, now what you six will be reacting to now are Glaciershipping, Bruiseshipping, and Greenflame.
Everyone: WHAT?
Mack-eye: (throws up) I HATE those!
Parka: Yeah,, me too. But how would you react if I told you that Glacier is a ship of Cole and Zane-
Cole and Zane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (scream in horror)
Parka: -and Bruise is Cole and Jay-
Jay: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE FOUGHT EACH OTHER OVER NYA ONCE!
Cole: HOW? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
Mack-eye: ARE YOU DONE NOW?
Cole: (meekly) Yes. Continue.
Parka: -and Greenflame is... you might've guessed it...
Kai: NOOOOOOOOO!
Lloyd: But we're BROTHERS!
Parka: Kai and Lloyd. (snickers because she can't help it) Your faces are PRICELESS! (roars in laughter)
Kai: I am going to RUIN THIS PLACE!
Mack-eye: CALM DOWN BEFORE I HIT YOU! (pulls out a banjo)
Lloyd: Like I said, We're brothers, and Kai's with Skylor! And I'M NOT GAY!
Parka: Yeah, I know how you feel. My firends ship me with my BFF Miri, and she already has a boyfriend.
Mack-eye: How about *gag* Bruise?
Nya: How DARE you!
Jay: I'm with Nya! WHYYYYYYY!
Cole: You see why I don't like social media now?
Parka: React to Glacier now!
Zane: *glitches and sparks* THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Pixal's voice: Zane, you are overheating. You might break apart if you don't cool down soon enough.
Parka: I got it! (dumps icy water on Zane) (he cools off) There! Now, I see that all of you hate this, so I'm not gonna say any more. Join us next week for a reaction to Dareth's secrets! And, we're... OUT! CUT! (boop)
Backstage, Parka started roaring in laughter again. "Oh my little pony! Dareth's secrets are hilarious! I've gotta get Hyperfang and Janina on the act for this."
Hyperfang and Janina: Hyperfang's older, she's the Empress of the Serpentine. Janina steps in whenever Hyperfang's away from Ouroborous. (Read my story "Wish Upon a Star" to find out more about Hyperfang!)
And, we're... OUT! CUT!
Dareth's Most Embarrassing Secrets (spoiler): He is always trying to propose to the reporter Gayle Gossip, but she always turns him down. This has been going on ever since the Final Battle.
Thank you for reading, whoever read! Please review and send requests! This is Lorris the Terror, live on my TV show The Troublemakers' Talk Show with my twin Nilla the Terror and our friends Khafre, Parka, and Mack-eye! BYE!