Gray's POV
"Oh,Gray. Fancy seeing you around. To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit today?", Mirajane enquired, her demonic nature being shrouded by the change of personality she adapted around a decade ago, kinda like Saylor Cryft. What was it again, a bad dream dressed like a day-mare? Wait,why was I here again? Oh yeah.
"Levy called me. Summin' about Erza and Jellal",I replied casally. Not that I wasn't listening to the bluenettes telepathic plead,I just kinda spaced,ya know?
"Really? Well, I'd better let you in then".She smiled at me, and inserted her key into the lock. I strode in, and came face to face with Little Miss Lucy H.
"Fancy seeing you here", I smirked.
"I live here too, Ice Princess" she scoffed in retort.
"Geez, chill out, breasticles" I said calmly. She winced slightly, clearly offended by my genius insult to her oppais. Score one for Ice Princess.
"What did you say, pervy popsicle?" She snapped back like a hat.
"I just defeated you, cosplaying slu-"
"Don't do it Gray. She will honestly murder you. Trust me and my first-hand experience with these situations" Jellal gave a friendly warning advisory comment. What a loyal... friend? I mean, we used to be enemies. He tried to kill my ass more than once, directly or not. And until the core council members were killed by tartaros,he was a felon. But then, ya know, he wasn't...
"Okay okay, i'm outta here" Levy put her hands up. She reached out to grab her teleportation lacrima. As soon as her hand touched it, the room was engulfed with a golden glow. Not wanting to be left behind, Lucy grabbed on. With unfinished business,so did I. Jellal and Erza, in the blinding light, grabbed on by pure accident, whilst Mira grabbed on at the realisation that the Jerza team were departing. No sooner had these actions been carried out, and we were all standing in the smack bang centre of the guild hall. Now any feuding violence we executed would be broadcasted live to the whole guild. But I didn't care.
"Ice make gizer!" I shouted, causing Lucy and Mira to blast thirty feet into the air, one landing on get ass on the cold, hard ground, the other on Laxus' lap, arms round neck, camera in hand.
"Damn you Fullbuster, you're going down", Lucy snarled angrily, whilst jumping to her feet.
"Bring it, rich bitch", I smirked.
"You asked for it, pervert snow cone".She meant business now. And everyone knows that when Lucy means business, she can be as scary as Erza.
"Open! Gate of the lion, Loke!" A blinding flash of light shone, and Loke apparated from the celestial world.
"Regulus dress!" Lucy shouted, changing into a red, sexy (wait, what?) dress.
"Well hello, Lucy-sama, how May I be of assistance today?" Loke enquired, sweeping her off her feet. She uncomfortably squirmed out of his arms, and regained her composure.
"You'll get it, icy stripper" she remarked. She charged with like in foot.
"Regulus kick!" Lucy shouted, her foot coming into contact with my earlier materialized ice shield.
"Regulus blazing impact!" A large explosion occurred, knocking over several tables and Elfman, shouting "How unmanly!" Here's how their fight planned out.(Lucy- italics, Gray- normal others- normal, spirits- bold)
"Ice make cannon!"
"Regulus Lucy punch!"
"Ice make shield!"
"Open, gate of the golden bull, Taurus!"
"Ooh, Miss Lucy, nice body!"
"Shut up taurus, and go get 'em!"
"MOOOOOO!"
"Ice make lance!"
"Umm, Aries!"
"(Baaa!) A-Ano... I-I'll t-try my best, Lucy-sama! Wool wall!"
"Damn you sheepy, and your bunny girl owner"
"I wore a bunny suit one time people!"
"Ice make cage!"
"Cancer!"
"-Ebi!"
"Darn crab!"
"FIRE DRAGON ROAR!"
"Oh, I see Natsu is awake... Cancer, what are you doing?"
"Mistress Erza-ebi!"
"Get your head in the game!"
"Ice make... ichiya!"
"Ichiya!"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!"
"Take that, spirit suffocater!"
"Gemini!"
"Piri piri!"
"Why Gemini... wait... She couldn't be..."
"Oh yes I am! Gemi, Mimi, turn into me!"
"Lu-chan would go that far to beat Gray..."
" Survey the Heavens, Open the Heavens...
All the stars, far and wide...
Show me thy appearance...
With such shine.
Oh Tetrabiblos...
I am the ruler of the stars...
Aspect become complete...
Open thy malevolent gate.
Oh 88 Stars of the heaven...
Shine!
Urano Metria!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
*10 minutes later*
"Finally awake, eh fullbuster?"
"Damn you, so extreme. Do I mean that much to you?
"Wh-what? I-I don't care about you at all, I only care about proving my supreme superiority!"
"Tsk."
All of this fighting was fairly detrimental to the health and safety of the guild , let alone the hall. Especially Lucy's unnecessary rendition of one of the most powerful light magical incantations there is. So, within around half an hour, the whole place was ,Erza,who went out to buy some strawberry cake out of boredom around 1/4 of the way through the fight, arrived back. Upon seeing the destruction, she single handedly dropped her cake. Her hair floated in a deep purple aura of anger, and her clenched fists were shaking." Jellal was trying to calm her down. He failed.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! NOT ONLY DID YOU WRECK THE HALL, BUT YOU... YOU MADE ME DROP MY CAKE! WHICH ONES OF YOU RUFFIANS ARE RESPONSIBLE?!"
All hands hastily pointed towards Lucy and I.
"You two... WILL PAY! MIRAJANE! Punishment time!"
"Hai, master Erza! Oh how I love punishment time..." Simultaneous gulps resonated throughout the hall. Knowing little miss demon matchmaker, she's probably gonna try and incorporate Graylu into my life. And if Erza complies, we have no choice. There's no going against the master's will. This will so not be good for me...