Chapter 1; How?
Exactly. How? How did Derpy get pregnant? (If you haven't figured this one out, then you're "something else.") Where did she get a tele-node? Why can't the other ponies see the technological stuff Derpy has? What the fric is Sensory Integration Disorder!? (...I told you to google it...) The answer to the first question is blatantly obvious. The answer to the second and third are addressed in this chapter. (I can't decide if I should bring Rehcse (Rye-sees.) into this or not...)
7 months after returning to the past, or however you want to put it, Derpy was browsing through Assimadron tech files, and found that some devices, such as tele-nodes, micro-homing devices, auto battery emergency guardians, (?) etc., could easily be built if she had the right minerals. After preforming a quick geological scan, Derpy found large quantities of minerals and ores that would allow her to build some Assimadron devices. Thankfully, she already had an arm-drill module installed before... Code X... Happened...
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MOVING ON! (T_T) Surprisingly, she found that using the arm-drill was much more fun than she thought. Once she had enough minerals, her Personal Tractor Beam did the rest, easily creating a Mining Robot Hub (MRH.) that would continue to mine needed minerals for blueprints, should Derpy need them. She checked up weekly on the MRH's progress, and was very proud of herself for building an Assimadron machine. She had fun building random things she would never use, things like excess power generators, legion planetary shield generators, etc., Derpy still enjoyed putting them together and then figuring out how they work. But 1 1/2 months later, she noticed a definite increase in size in her lower stomach area. At first, Derpy panicked, typical, would she be able to support her little filly? She then had a thought. She had a geological scanner in her head and a fully functional MRH at her disposal. She could locate any mineral she wished, anywhere on the planet. She could have the MRH mine any number of precious metals, without fear of disturbing the other ponies. "I love being an Assimadron." She had said to herself many times. So she now could easily mine precious metals, but how would she exchange them for currency? (The concept of currency is stupid. All men are created equal, money's got nothing to do with it!) That question was a little tougher for Derpy to solve, but once again, Assimadron technology saved the day. Did you know, that several years back, IRL or course, there was a bank robber who was never caught, or identified, or even prosecuted!? Why? Because he (or she) always left GOLD behind. Solid pure gold. So he (or she) stole money from a bank, but left an equal worth amount of gold behind. Derpy planned on doing the same thing, but she didn't know about that bank robber guy (or women) that I just told you about. The one problem was the cloaking device. Apparently, she needed copious amounts of something called Mythocelliuium. (Even I can't pronounce that without making my computer do it for me!) Mythocelliuium was apparently found only in comets that pass very close to a Type J-93 Supernova in progress, and survive! So she wasn't getting any Mythocelliuium anytime soon. But after some digging in the tech files, she found schematics for a different cloak, this one was smaller, handheld, but only lasted 2-3 minutes before it needed recharging. Also, there was a warning that using it while near or in a black hole would cause the universe to end. (...?) "How do they know that if it makes the universe implode!?" Derpy had asked herself when she read it the first time. After uploading the schematics for the hand-held cloaking device into her PTB, and assembling it, she found that she had no way to charge it. Flipping back to the entry, she found that it also can't charge in places void of direct ultra-violet rays, as this somehow powered it. The device looks a bit like a small football, but has 4 buttons on it; charge, on/off, self-use, (Makes the device itself invisible.) and Connect, which supposedly allowed it to stick to any surface. All 4 of these abilities could be on at the same time, giving almost infinite use, so long as there were ultra-violet rays present. She tested it out several times, and had a lot of fun with it, I mean, who wouldn't? It's a hand-held cloak? Friggin' beast. After getting used to the device, she executed her plan to replace bits with the gold she had mined. It worked perfectly. The ponies at the town bank were absolutely stumped, and had no idea how it happened, still, a 10 kilograms of solid gold just appeared at their door, and they did what the willed with it. Derpy felt very proud of herself.
It was harder to travel now, for three reasons. One, she was halfway into her third trimester, and flying was very tiring. Second, her stomach had swelled to borderline freaky size, and she was afraid of harming her filly. And third, she had expertly managed to avoid other ponies, who would have asked questions should they find out she was pregnant. These problems were sometimes negated thanks to her new cloaking device, so the chances of getting found out, were lowered until she actually gave birth, which wasn't so far away, only a few more weeks. And now, our final question: How come the other ponies can't see the technological stuff on Derpy? Paradox. If the ponies could see it, it would affect their timeline, but some stuff in the future relays on the ponies not knowing, but when that time passes... Also, little thing I want to address, Derpy killed Discord!
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No, it's true. She did. Pow, headshot. Dead.
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Don't believe me? Well so sad for you. Discord's dead. Good. He was a hacker. (?) Any more questions? Type them below, I will try to answer as many as possible. :)