Chapter 2: This isn't my body!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach, Toushiro Hitsugaya would be taller and Aizen would get an arm ripped off.
Toushiro: Hey! I'm not too short, your just too tall! And its Hitsugaya-taichou or Captain Hitsugaya to you.
Aizen: Yeah. You wish.

Ichigo yawn and sat up rubbing his eyes. 'Wow. My eyelashes have gotten longer. Hm' He stood up and tried to do a back bend but paused. His back cracked and he was getting more resistance than usual. 'What's wrong with me? My back hasn't cracked in I don't know how long. What holding my front down?' He glanced down and froze. Instead of seeing a strong, hard, flat chest, he saw a curve. A soft, round curve. A very feminine curve.

Slowly he brought his hands up and touched one of the curves. Yup. They were a part of his skin. That couldn't be good…He reached up, expecting, and hoping, to feel spiky orange hair, her felt short, soft, black hair. Ichigo looked down at his outfit. A Shinigami outfit…a female Shinigami outfit, looking at Uryuu's glasses, to see his reflection, he didn't see angry-looking, orange haired, Ichigo Kurosaki, Substitute Shinigami. Oh no. He saw a kind-looking, black haired, big purple eyed, Rukia Kuchiki of the 13th protection squads. So very calmly, he took a breath. Very calmly, he opened his mouth. And in a very panicky way, he screamed, and to his horror, it was squeaky, sharp and loud.

Uryuu, being the lightest sleeper of them all jerked at the sound of Rukia's scream. He opened his eyes and reached for his glasses before realizing, he could see perfectly well without them. 'Wow…that's highly illogical…' He sat up slowly and almost fell back. It felt like someone had tied some bricks the his chest he looked down and stared. All he could see was a mass of cloth. 'Ichigo…' Instead of screaming he yelled "Rukia!! Shut up!!" Rukia froze and stared at him. "Orihime?" she asked, dumbfounded. "No Rukia. Its me, Uryuu Ishida. Why are you screaming, Rukia?" said Uryuu calmly. Since when was he confused with Orihime? "You too!?!?" yelled Rukia. "Me too what?" Uryuu asked, getting impatient. "Look" Rukia pointed at two other bodies asleep, on their backs. One had orange hair one had black. "So? Its just Rukia and…wait…If only you and I have black hair in our group…And you're right there…" He reached back and grabbed a handful of….long, straight, orange hair. "Uh oh…Ichigo?" "Yes!" yelled Ichigo/Rukia.

(A/N. Okay, peoples it might get confusing here. Look: If its Ichigo/Rukia, then its Ichigo in Rukia's body. Or if its Rukia/ Ishida then its Rukia in Ishida's body, okay?)

Orihime groaned at all the yelling and flipped onto her side careful not to put any unwanted weight on her br…where did they go? She opened her eyes to look around, surprised. Everything was blurry and there was something dark blue on her head. She touched her eyes, making sure there was nothing on them. Feeling nothing, she reached over and felt something that she brought close to her face. Suddenly, everything cleared up. 'Uryuu-san's glasses? Well he won't mind if I borrow them' She looked up and saw…Rukia yelling at…Orihime? Very quickly, she pulled the glasses off her face and threw them against the wall, screeching. "Ichigo-kun!! Uryuu-san!!"

Uryuu and Ichigo looked up. There was only one girl that called them that. Uryuu looked up with Orihime's grey eyes to stare into his own dark blue ones. "Ah!! Ichigo's Rukia and Uryuu is me and I'm Uryuu and that means…Rukia is Ichigo!!" screamed Orihime.

"No shit!!" yelled Ichigo…or…um…Rukia.

"Hey watch your mouth, Ichigo!" yelled Uryuu.

Rukia woke up and screamed "Shut the hell u- Um…Ah!! Holy mother of crap what is God's name is going on?!"

"Rukia!! You're Ichigo!!"

"No duh!! And your Uryuu!!"

"I know isn't this great?!"

"Why is it great?! You're in my body, Orihime!!"

"…wait…I think I've got it!! Orihime you're a genius!!"

"Rukia Kuchiki what are you thinking." Said Ichigo

"Why, I'm not Rukia. I am Ichigo Kurosaki!! The substitute soul reaper!!"

Orihime caught what she was saying.

"And I am Uryuu Ishida!! The last Quincy!!"

The real Ichigo and Rukia stared at each other with frightened eyes. "Uh-oh…" The real Orihime, in Uryuu's body, jumped up and yelled "First rule of order, Rukia!! Find me new glasses!" The Rukia is Ichigo's body yelled "Yes! I second that! Then…I think I know where Hitsugaya-taichou is…"

"Rukia!! No!! What are you planning on doing with my body?!?!"

But it was too late Rukia was gone, dragging and laughing Orihime after her. Although to a sweat dropping Renji and a Yachiru who was on the ground crying from too much laughter, it was a madly laughing Ichigo dragging along a giggling Uryuu without his glasses.

Renji then looked at you, (yes you.) "Uh…did I miss something?"

Wow is it just me or are my chapters really short? Hm…quite an issue. Oh well. Anywho, lets see if we got this right: Ichigo is in Rukia's body. Rukia's in Ichigo body and going to go find Toushiro Hitsugaya, Captain of the 10th squad. Uryuu is in Orihime's body and Orihime is in Uryuu's body. Just can't see at the moment. Well, comment. Please and thank you. Chapter three is going to be called 'Let's find Shiro-chan!!' or something along the lines of that.

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