I pressed myself against the lockers in the empty hallway, humming the mission impossible theme song. When I got to the cafeteria doors I kicked them open and rolled in like a spy.
"and what are you doing?" a deep voice asked from behind me. I rolled backwards onto the persons legs and looked up to see Gaara in all his red hair glory.
"the usual why?" I asked.
"you usually roll around on the dirty school floors" he inquired.
"si senior" I confirmed and stood up.
"now come, we need to socialize you" I stated grabbing his hand and leading him over to the table in the far left corner where my friends and I sit.
"hola seniors and senoritas" I said. I just got a round of hello's and hn's. Then I noticed that we were missing someone, where the hell was Naruto.
"hey where the hell is Naruto?" I asked.
"lunch detention" Neji stated simply.
"damn you Kakashi, damn you to hell" I said shaking my fist in the air threateningly.
"anyway you sit" I stated and shoved Gaara in a chair, and then I sat down next to him.
"rule number one, never ever eat cafeteria food, you could die, or worse. We of course found this out the hard way" I said shuttering at the memory.
"hn" was Gaara's response.
"rule number two stay faaaaaar away from Orochimaru, the man's a child rapist!!" I yelled as I hid behind Kankuro. He just laughed at my child likeness.
"saku-chan you only say that because he looks like Michel Jackson" Tenten stated as if she was a psyciatrist.
"well excuse me, for being suspicious of him I mean come on the man just screams pedophile" I retorted in a sophisticated manner
"and just who is sssscreamin pedophile as you so eloquently put it, Msss. Haruno" orochimaru stated as he came up behind me and Kankuro.
"you" I stated ever so bluntly.
"would you like a detention?" he asked politely.
"would you like to go to jail, I mean really I come back from your detention raped, and badly beaten" I said dramatically. He merely glared and walked into the teachers lounge.
"damn you really can be cruel" Tenten stated.
"why thank kind miss" I replied in a British accent.
"Ur hopeless" Kankuro said shaking his head with a smirk on his face. I just smiled at some weird people I call my friends, and one sexy one I just met, yeah thats right I admit it he's hott so sue me.
Then out of no where Fergalicious started playing, and I jumped up on the table and started doing some stupid random dance, that I only do when that particular song is being played. Most were wondering where the music was coming from the others were busy looking at me like I was crazy -cough- true -cough-. After the song was over another song started to play and it was... Barbie Girl.
"-gasp- quickly Neji on the table" I yelled. Said person groan loudly and got on top of the table.
"hiya Barbie" I said into the microphone that appeared out of no where in a deep manly voice
"hi ken" Neji said in a feminine voice that had most on the floor laughing their asses off, okay all except Gaara and Sasuke because we all no that it would be a sign of the apocalypse if they did. Neji groaned more loudly then before.
"you wanna go for a ride" I continued with the same voice.
"sure ken" Neji said with the same feminine voice
"jump in" I said now rolling on the table and holding my sides because I was laughing so hard.
"thats it" he yelled going for the collar of my shirt.
"run away" I said then proceeded to roll off the table and run around the table with Neji chasing close behind me. That is until I came to Gaara's seat and hid behind him.
"save me" I said loudly. By this point in time the most of the "normal" people in the cafeteria had gone already, only a few stayed to watch the show. Gaara just sat there arms crossed against his chest, and stared blankly at Neji as he fumed. Gaara closed his eyes for a moment then opened them to look at Neji dead in the eyes.
"I have decided that I like her" Gaara said lightly "so don't touch her" he continued in a deadly tone. Neji's eyes widened in fear for a moment, and he then scampered out of the cafeteria doors.
"aww I like you too" I stated then kissed Gaara on the cheek. After I did so I saw a light blush creep onto his cheeks. By this time however we were alone. All of my "friends" had left right behind Neji, don't worry I will get them back. Just then I broke out into evil laughter. I was so engulfed in my evil laughter that I hadn't noticed I was alone until the warning bell rang. Oops well damn I thought he liked me, hmm maybe he was just embaressed that he blushed, or mayeb I freaked him out with my laughter. Either way I was still standing in the cafeteria by myself, staring blankly at the white wall.
"guess I better get to class" I said to myself. I then walked to the cafeteria doors.
"James Bond style" I stated as I held my hand like it was a gun kicking the doors open. My eyes shifted around looking for my enemies