Tiny Tina was walking around the Tundra Express in a sleepy fashion carrying her new gun, Death Bunny. Last night there was a party in the Crimson Raider HQ. The party was crazy and somehow she remembers something like Zer0 taking his mask off and Gaige making out with Deathtrap which ended with Gaige respawning. A bandit then jumped in front of her and said "Little girl give me…" He never finished his sentence; he was blown to bits before he could say anything more. Then she fell asleep on the dust path.
She woke up in a cage hanging above a small fire. Around her were a few psychos, one of which was shrouded in darkness. She saw that she was in her house in her torture chamber (long story how she got it) and one of the psychos said "IS IT TIME MASTER FLESHSTICK!" Tina's jaw dropped, this was the psycho that seemingly killed her parents and the one the vault hunter helped kill. Then she thought New U station.
Fleshstick went out of the shadows "Impressive how I'm alive. Isn't it?" Tina then got confused, a smart psycho? Is that possible? "Yes you might be wondering why I'm smart and how you can't talk?" said Fleshstick "One I died at the same time as a super genius so I got his old brain retaining my memories and he got that… rotten psycho brain I used to have. And I duct taped your mouth." While he said this Tina used her tongue to free the duct tape and when it was free she said "You forgot this is my torture cage! I got that boom Boom BOOM!" Fleshstick's eyes widened as the bottom joints blew up letting Tina down. She grabbed her gun and shot the other psychos until Fleshstick remained. "No I can't die like this!" screamed Fleshstick. Tina smiled "I have a better idea!" Fleshstick shuddered as Tina took out a whip.
A few hours later Tina found a newspaper where the crossword puzzle wasn't filled in. She went back home and sat on her chair and said "What is the capitol of Pandora?" a terrified Fleshstick said "I won't tell you." Tina unfurled her whip and whipped Fleshstick. "Opportunity!" Fleshstick said, Tina went back to her chair and said "It fits!"
If you guys have read my other fanfic, Double a douche then you should know that story won't involve what happens with Fleshstick because that never happens in that storyline. Peace out!