The Savior:
A Minecraft/Mob Talker Story
Chapter 2:
The Awakening
When I came to I was laying in a large forest. I looked around and the first thing I noticed was that the trees were...wrong would be a good way to put it. For one thing some of them were brown but then there were pure white ones with striped trunks. I also noticed that they wer made of blocks...wait...BLOCKS?!
I ran over to one and confirmed what I was seeing...then I realized that this might be some elaborate prank set up by my friends.
"OK guys you got me!" I called out, "You can stop hiding now!"
I had expected someone to pop out from behind a tree laughing, but no one did. I was getting really nervous until I heard a pig oink. I turned and couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that it was made of blocks as well!
"OH MY GOD!" I shouted, scaring it away, I took a few minutes to calm down. "Well that settles it, I'm in Minecraft. Man, my friends are totally going to-! DOH!" At this last word I facepalmed, realizing that I had no clue how I even got here, let alone how to get out.
"Well no use just standing here, if I don't get a move on and build a shelter I will be screwed." I thought to myself. I walked over to an oak tree and looked at it, wondering how to chop it down without an axe until I remembered that I could punch it down in the game. I tried but only wound up hurting my hand.
"STUPID TREE!" I shouted and delivered a spinning back kick to it. To my surprise I actually made it crack and got an idea. I took a kicking stance and unleashed a combo I called the centipede dance, a flurry of kicks that had knocked out most of my opponents and won me first place in a local martial arts tornament. I kicked the block one last time and then missed and hit the block above it just after it broke. To my surprise the tree began to fall in the direction of my kick! It hit the ground with a humoungous CRASH!
"Ummm...Timber? Ok, now that was wierd. Minecraft trees don't usually fall, well whatever. I guess I'll just get the wood off this thing and make myself a house then." I said
So that's what I did. But before I sarted building I needed to turn the wood into planks. I tried throwing it on the ground but that didn't work, I then picked it up and squeezed it before hearing a little "pop" noise and opened my hand to find that the wood had become four planks.
"So that's how it's done!" I said, I built myself a small shack to spend the night in just as the sun began to set and went inside. It was cold but I knew that at least if I stayed in here I would be safe from the monsters. I laid down on the ground and closed my eyes before falling asleep.