More Notes:
- Disclaimer: I do not own any Total Drama characters.
- The past winners for the sake of clarity are: Owen, Duncan, Heather, and Cameron.
- CAMP WAWANAKWA, ONTARIO -
"Places people! It's divin' time!" Chris says, ready to finally see some action.
"A-a-after you, I-I insist" Scott pushes Heather ahead of him, earning him an angry look from Heather herself.
"One diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until your teams carriage returns. Ready? Set!"
Chris blows his trusty airhorn, with Lightning and Courtney being the first divers jumping down.
"Sha-bam!" Lightning says, as he punches Fang right on his nose. Courtney drops in shortly after.
"Sha-score!" Lightning says as brings up a key. He swims to the shore, and decides to take his sweet time to dry off.
"Uh, Jockstrap, what're you doing!?" Jo yells at him.
"I'm dryin' off, what's it look like?" Lightning responds.
"We don't have time for you to try and feel comfortable, get in the damn carriage!"
"I ain't gettin' in no carriage, Lightning's not a baby"
Just as Lightning says that, Courtney hops into the Hamster's carriage and the Heroes take the lead.
"Now look what you did! We woulda had a massive lead if you weren't sitting there wasting time! We need to open that spa hotel before they do, or we have to vote someone off!" Jo explains, irritated.
"Aw fine, sha-bam!" Lightning says, hopping into the cart. Jo's off to a fast start, pushing him as fast as she can.
Courtney goes to open the spa hotel, "ugh, wrong key".
"Get in, we don't want Jo and Lightning to catch up to us!" Zoey prods her.
Moments later, Lightning approaches the door and uses his key, "aw man, come on key, work!"
"It's the wrong key, Bright-ning! Get in the carriage!"
"No, I'll… make this… key… work!" Lightning insists.
"What part of 'it's the wrong key' do you not understand?"
CONFESSIONAL: Jo
"Is it just me, or is Jockstrap even dumber than he was last time? I mean seriously, it was the wrong key!"
It wasn't until the loudspeaker announced "and the Heroes have a massive lead over the Villains right now, Zoey and Leshawna are already on their way to the spa! The villains really need to pick up the pace if they want the sweet sweet luxuries of life tonight."
"See!? Get in the cart, it's the wrong key, we need to get moving!"
"Fine! Stupid key, stupid Jo!"
"What was that?"
"You heard me!"
Leshawna and Zoey were almost to the spa hotel by the time Jo and Lightning left. "Aw, looks like this isn't the one. Sorry girl." Leshawna apologized.
"No worries, it's completely luck of the draw anyways" Zoey shrugged it off.
Just as Jo and Lightning got back to the base, Duncan was finally allowed to jump.
"Kiss for good luck Gwen?" he asked.
"Uh… no time we're already behind!" Gwen said pushing him off the cliff.
Just after that Zoey and Leshawna finally got back, which meant Mike was jumping, and he leapt down and recovered a key in seconds. Duncan and Mike reached their carriages at the exact same time.
"Yes, we're still in the lead!" Mike exclaimed.
"Not for long, pushovers" Jo sped right past them, Duncan in the carriage.
"We're still a whole round ahead of them, we can afford to lose a bit of ground here, right? Besides, you're doing all this running, you'll need to conserve your energy" Mike told her.
"Yeah, you're right I guess" Zoey said, blushing.
"Look, I don't like you, you don't like me" Jo warned.
"What's not to like hot stuff?" Duncan makes a kissy face towards her.
"You're kidding right? Anyways, I'm gonna take charge of this team. Agree to vote with me or at least stay out of my way?"
"You got it doll, I don't wanna be in charge anyways. Alright, we're here" Duncan hopped out of his cart.
"No go it's a dud" Duncan complains.
"Way to pick the wrong key, Dudcan"
"Hah, good one"
"Thanks?"
CONFESSIONAL: Jo
"Wow! Someone who finally appreciates my killer zingers!"
"Ah man, the key's too small to fit" Mike sighs.
"Man, this is taking a lot longer than I thought…" Zoey replied.
"Ugh! Key doesn't fit, come on let's go!" Heather barks.
"Slow down…" Jo warns.
"Man, we're going suuuper slow!" Owen chuckled
"You're so heavy…"
"Ah, wrong key. Sorry…"
CONFESSIONAL: Zoey
"Man, still no key? How many of them are there down there? I can't do this all day!"
"Nope, doesn't fit" Gwen says.
"How hard is it to pick the right key?"
"Guess you shoulda been a diver, huh?"
Courtney, Leshawna, Mike, and Owen had gone for the Heroes. Lightning, Duncan, Heather, and Gwen had gone for the villains, it wasn't long before the Zoey slowed down and the teams were tied.
"No! You can't make me!" Scott clung to a rock on the cliff for dear life.
"Yes. I. Can!" Duncan pulled on him. "Lightning, some help here?"
"Sha-na, you got it handled" Lightning continued sitting, doing nothing.
"Dude, it's either you or the robot and I don't think the robot is waterproof" Duncan explained.
"Y-yeah but it's sh-sh-shark proof!" Scott whines.
Right after Dawn dived, Scott let go, and he and Duncan fell onto the robot, pushing it over the edge. It quickly fell into the water, and was attacked by sharks who tried to tear it up by biting it. Until… it exploded, and what was inside came shooting out of the water. It was none other than Alejandro, the runner-up of Total Drama World Tour.
"AHHHH! You have got to be kidding me!" Heather screams.
CONFESSIONAL: Alejandro
"Last thing I remember I was burned to a crisp by the volcano, and Chris sealed me up in that robot suit… to heal. It feels so good to be free after all this time! I must thank Scott for his cowardess!"
He landed on his feet, with key in hand, and stood there… not before falling flat on his face because his legs couldn't hold him up…
CONFESSIONAL: Alejandro
"I was stuck in that robot suit for a year. My legs are so asleep! It's like they're in a coma! Wakey wakey, nothing."
Jo still got Alejandro into the cart faster than Dawn got into the Heroes cart herself.
"Yes, we've got the lead now! Quick, I'll carry you to the door" Jo says.
"Ugh, wrong key" Alejandro sighs.
"Again!? McLane how many keys are even down there!?" Jo yells in fury.
"Dozens, hahaha" Chris answers over loudspeaker.
Shortly after, Dawn and Zoey approached the spa, and Dawn hopped out and went to use her key on the door. After just one twist…
"Yes, it's open!" Dawn cheers.
"No more running… yay…" replies Zoey, relieved.
"And the Heroic Hamsters win the first challenge of the season, and entry into the McLane Spa Hotel! Villains, somebody's going home. You have the rest of the afternoon to figure out who. Good luck."
CONFESSIONAL: Jo
"Obviously, I'll be voting for Jockstrap. He cost us the whole challenge with drying off and being so set on his key being the right one! Serves him right."
CONFESSIONAL: Duncan
"I'm voting for Scott, dude refused to jump that cliff. If the challenge dragged on we would've fallen farther behind because of him."
Nightfall had come, and the Villanous Vultures had attempted to figure out who they were voting. It was a complete scramble from all sides.
"Welcome to our first elimination ceremony of the season! How d'you like the new Peanut Gallery? Now winners can watch their opponents give someone the boot before they head back to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner!" Chris begins.
The Heroes all high-five and celebrate with one another hearing those words.
"Before we start, I need one winner to volunteer for a very special reward!" Chris announces.
"I'll do it, I'm in!" Courtney runs down and declares.
"Great! Your reward is spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry wild animals!"
"Excuse me!? How is that a reward?"
"Because, there's a McLane Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island. Find it, and you're golden."
"Fine, I'll go" Courtney admits defeat.
As Chef escorts her to the boat to take her to exile, Chris announces something else interesting.
"This year, you guys get to vote by putting an 'X' on the 8x10 photo of the person you want to eliminate! Now… get voting."
About 15 minutes pass, and everyone's voted. Chris grabs a plate, with 6 marshmallows on it, ready to give one to each player safe to be eliminated another day.
"Okay… the following people are safe."
"Duncan"
"Jo"
"Gwen"
"Heather"
"and Alejandro"
Lightning and Scott were the only two players without marshmallows, and the Heroes looked on in shock. None of them anticipated either of them being eliminated, because they're such capable players.
"Lightning. You're on the chopping block for wasting tons of time which lost your team the lead. Scott. You're on the chopping block because you refused to dive at all costs. And the loser is..."
Scott was eyeing that marshmallow closely, whereas Lightning just had a smirk on his face, confident he'd be safe.
"Lightning!" Chris says, tossing the last marshmallow Scott's way.
"Sha-what!?" Lightning exclaims, shocked.
"Sorry Lightning, but the votes don't lie. Time to unveil the brand new elimination device" Chris said, with an excited yet sadistic grin on his face.
The Villains walk outside, and see nothing but a massive dirty and disgusting toilet.
"Behold! The Flush of Shame! Patent pending" Chris announces.
"Ew, you're sick McLane" Duncan says.
"Disgusting!" Gwen says with a grimace.
"This can't be legal" Heather complains.
"A lot of things are possible when it's on TV, Heather. Any last words, Lightning?"
"Tossin' away your strongest player, you're gonna regret this! Especially you Jo, you're a total sha-aaaaa!" Lightning said, cut off by being flushed down a giant toilet.
Lightning goes down the toilet, and the water ends up spraying the rest of the Vultures, but Chris was prepared with an umbrella, for only himself of course.
"Hahaha, who will be flushed into the history books next? Find out next time on Total! Drama! All-Stars!"
Heroic Hamsters: Courtney, Owen, Leshawna, Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Dawn.
Villanous Vultures: Duncan, Gwen, Alejandro, Heather, Scott, Jo.
Eliminated: Lightning.