Hey! This time is special, I have uploaded both Chapter 2 and 3 at the same time XD Enjoy and reviews pls! XD

"Eternal Rival…!" Gai cheekily called out to the Jounin. Kakashi sighed as he sat at his desk. "Sigh… what is it Gai?" Iruka, who passed by Kakashi, started giggling. "You know what he's talking about."

"No denying it Kakashi! I have seen these things before. Do not act stupid." Anko placed her long slender legs on her messy table. "Huh?" the ninja had absolutely no idea what they were talking about. Anko rolled her eyes and was about to reveal what the laughter was about until Gai blurted first, "Kakashi loves Shikamaru! Kakashi L-O-V-E-S Shikamaru!"

Kakashi felt his jaw drop to the ground, with a loud 'thud' to add, even. Iruka shook his head at Gai who was still prancing around the staff room shouting, "KakaShika! KakaShika!" Anko smirked. "Now you know what's all this about… Tell us! Do you really like the boy?"

Kakashi could tell the three of them (well, actually Gai was still jumping with joy, but I guess that still counts.) were waiting for an answer. He blushed and replied with a stutter. "Well… err… I…I…" Iruka was getting impatient, "Well? Do you like him or not?" he took a deep breath and shouted, "I love Shikamaru!"

Gai, who got tired of jumping, pumped his fist in the air and went, "Oh yeah! Looks like my eternal rival here needs a little help from the…" He held a rose with his teeth and did his infamous pose, "The Love Doctor!"

The three of them, seeing how foolish Gai was acting right then, sweat dropped. "Err… you? Love Doctor? I think 99.9 of your patients would have died of not having to find a partner due to their 'handsome' features." Anko said plainly.

"What the hell is so bad about me?!" Gai panicked. How could anyone make fun of his chiseled good looks? Was his hair messy? Was he smelly? What?!

"Wait for minute. Let me think. Okay done. You're ugly! You have a ridiculous haircut, you have features which would make any girl puke, you're weird and… do I need to say more?"

"Yes you do!"

"Okay. But don't blame me." Anko cleared her throat.

"You just love to spread rumours."

"What?! What rumour did I spread?"

"A-hem. I think you have short-term memory loss. You just let the whole staff room know about KakaShika and you say you didn't?"

Gai looked around. The whole lot of teachers were staring at him.

"Wait. So YOU were the one, eh?" Kakashi questioned the ninja.

"Eh? I don't know what you're talking about. Ah! I just remembered I need to go to the toilet. Bye!" Gai, who was obviously trying to act stupid (trying.), hurried off to the washroom.

Kakashi stared at Iruka and Anko, "What was that all about?"

The two of them shrugged. He was just so… you know the word for it.

Hiya! Sorry I didn't say out the plan! But I knew you guys couldn't wait for the plan so the next chapter explains the first part of it XD Reviews pls!