I don't own Doctor Who
What do you think of Sofia?
Sofia was sitting on the couch watching some show with Mickey. It had been over a year, and her sister still hadn't returned with the Doctor. After about a week, and when Sofia had been unable to tell him where Rose was, Mickey insisted that they put missing person posters up for Rose. The door opened.
"Hi!" Rose's voice called from the doorway, "I'm back."
"Rose!" Mickey called in disbelief as he ran towards her. "Where have you been?"
"Mickey!" Rose greeted him back. "Sophs?"
"It's been, 367 day, 21 hours, 10 minutes and 12 seconds since I've last seen you." Sofia put bluntly.
"How do you know that?"
"A calendar, and a really accurate watch."
"You've been gone for twelve months, not twelve hours" the Doctor chose this minute to barge in. "Sorry"
"How long has it been for you two?"
"Why?"
"Answer the bloody question."
"Two days, about"
"How can it be two days for them and over a year for us?" a confused Mickey asks.
"Long story... Far more importantly, YOU BROUGHT MY SISTER BACK A YEAR LATE!"
"Sorry?" the Doctor ventures.
"You're 'sorry'?!" Sophie slaps the Doctor, hard. "Consider yourself lucky, that's all I did."
Awhile later the Doctor and Rose were sitting on the roof, talking.
"Nine hundred years of time and space and that was the first time I've ever been slapped by someone's sister." He commented.
"Tell that to Sophie, she'd feel accomplished." Rose says, "900 years?"
"That's how old I am."
"I missed a year, how was it?"
"Middling"
"Every conversation with you just goes mental. I'm one of the only persons on Earth that knows about aliens."
Just then a space ship goes over head.
"Well that's just not fair!" Rose pouts.
"Shall we?" the Doctor prompts.
The pair race down to the street.
"Did know who it is?" Rose asks
"No" the Doctor responds.
"Did you recognize the ship?"
"No"
"So glad we got you."
"You should be"
"They're closing off all of London, completely gridlocked." Rose comments. "Good thing we've got the TARDIS."
"No, everyone will be on high alert."
"So history's happening, and we're stuck here?"
"Yup"
"We could do what everyone else does."
"What's that?"
"Watch it on the Telly"
A few minutes later, the Doctor was sitting on the Tylers' couch and watching the news.
"Ug, the news" Sofia fax groans.
"I can't hear over your groaning" the Doctor calls out.
"With those ears, Elephant?"
"Elephant!?"
"Between your large ears and nose, what else could I possibly call you?"
"Sophie, be nice" Rose chides.
"Why should I?"
"Because that's the polite thing to do..."
"This is me we're talking about, right?"
"Who are you anyway, Doctor?" Mickey inquires.
"The Doctor" he answers gruffly.
"Nice to meet you, The Doctor" Sofia teases.
"Just Doctor will do."
"Nice to meet you, Just Doctor"
"I can't take this!" The Doctor leaves to go outside. Rose follows after him.
"Where are you going?" she demands.
"To get some fresh air, I can't stand your sister."
"Nobody can"
"You and Ricky seem to be able to do it."
"Seem is the key word."
"Just go back in there and enjoy your time with your sister."
"Promise you won't go swanning off?"
"Promise," he pats himself a little bit, "here" he hands her a key, "TARDIS key. Now go 'enjoy' time with your sister."
Rose complies and goes back inside the flat. Upon her return, Doctor less, Sofia gets suspicious. She waits, about a minute before going outside to see the Doctor's blue box disappearing.
"He's left you." Sofia announces upon going back inside.
"What?" Rose is bewildered.
"I just saw his little box fade away."
"He gave me a TARDIS key, he promised." Rose races outside and down the stairs to where the TARDIS was parked. Sofia and Mickey are in hot pursuit. After a few minutes (5 ½ if you ask Sofia, fine 5min and 31 seconds) Rose's TARDIS key started to glow, and the TARDIS started to return. "I knew he hadn't left me."
"What is that?" Mickey is bewildered.
"The TARDIS"
"Where have you been?" Sofia demands of the Doctor.
"Fine, I'll admit it, I thought that crash was too perfect, and it was!"
Rose, Sofia, and Mickey went to join the Doctor in the TARDIS. Almost immediately after entering, Mickey ran back out. The Doctor was underneath the grating a bit, and was working on the TARDIS.
"What are you doing?" Sofia is intrigued.
"If I told you what I was doing to my frankly magnificent time machine, would you even begin to understand?" the Doctor demands.
"I just might, so try me."
"Fine! I'm installing a recalibration of the perfectly crashed objet to discover the source of its malfunction."
"You're patching in the radar tracing of the path of the crashed ship so that you can find out where it came from."
"That's what I just said."
"I said it in a way other people could understand."
"She skipped two years of school" Rose supplies.
"Am I supposed to be impressed?" the Doctor inquires.
"Sort of, yeah" Sophie says.
"Are you done yet?" Rose asks the Doctor.
"Just about, yeah" he responds. "There, now I'm finished."
The Doctor get up and looks at a scanner screen thingy...[1] He taps it a few times.
"There we go" he announces once it starts working. "See, it was on a slingshot trajectory. It started on Earth. Your friend, Rickey? Can he drive?"
"Yeah" Rose says.
"Well we'll need him."
The trio exits the TARDIS, only to find themselves surrounded by the police. Sofia spots Mickey out of the corner of her eye, and suspects that he is the one who called.
"Scaredy Rat" Sophie mutters under her breath.
"Take me to your leader!" the Doctor announces gleefully.
The three of them were pulled into a police car.
"If I had known that being arrested would be this nice, I would have done it years ago." Rose comments.
"I thought we were being escorted to 10 Downing Street, not arrested." Sophie says [2].
"We are being escorted to 10 Downing Street." The Doc informs.
"I was right!"
"You just had to affirm that for her, didn't you." Rose complains, and sighs.
Upon arriving, Rose tries to hide herself from the paparazzi, the Doctor waves and smiles, and Sofia makes weird faces...
Inside 10 Downing Street, the trio is informed that only the Doctor can go inside the meeting room.
"I don't go anywhere without Rose, Sophie on the other hand, you can dump out on the street." The Doctor says.
"Oy!" Sofia protests.
"I'm sorry, but even I don't have clearance to go in there." The secretary person protests.
"We'll be fine," Rose tells the Doctor, "Just go."
"Well I have to leave those two with security."
"Leave them with me." an older looking woman in a fine suit says. "Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North."
"Sofia and Rose Tyler" Sophie points to the two of them in turn.
"You're friend; he's an expert on aliens?"
"Why?" Rose demands.
Harriet starts to cry and Rose awkwardly tries to comfort her. Once Harriet has regained her composer, she leads the sisters into the Cabinet room and shows them the dead human suit. Rose tries to find the tech the aliens used to do this and instead finds the dead Prime Minister.
"Harriet!" the secretary exclaims, "This has gone beyond a joke! Oh my God! That's the Prime Minister!"
"Someone has been naughty!" Margret the Slitheen in disguise taunts.
"That's impossible! The Prime Minister was driven away earlier today!"
"And who told you that? Hm? Me" Margret unzips her forehead and reveals her true Slitheen form.
Meanwhile Mickey was in his home being interrogated by the "police chief".
"You see that man, if he is a man, is trouble." The "police chief" went to unzip his forehead, "And that's my job, eliminating trouble."
Mickey was in his kitchen making tea, he swears that Sofia is rubbing off on him, when a weird light thing was happening in his living room. When it was over he saw a Slitheen bearing down on him.
The Doctor was in the meeting room surrounded by fellow alien experts all of them, him included, were being electrocuted by their ID tags. One of the two Slitheen in the room was unmasked and announced that they were called the Slitheen.
[1] And I sounded so technical 2 minutes ago...
[2] Sophie says put your hand on your head.
I thought the game was called Simon Says...