Tucker's Plan

Ruby POV

I was just about to go to sleep when I got reports of strange noises coming from the surface. When we had assembled a team to go up, and investigate, when there were large clanging noises coming from the staircase.

The team of 5 were all asking among themselves things like "what is that, and do you think it's grimm?"

I kept my head directed toward the stairs ready for a huge fight that leave some of us dead, but instead came a colorful set of armored soldiers. They came crashing down in a jumble of limbs bickering. When one voice said how they were safe, when another told him to be quite. I couldn't help but smile to myself, I knew why voice two told the first one to shut up. The unlucky words.

"Im why not" I said aloud to be greeted with a response that I didn't understand. My team made quick work of them, knocking them out, and dragging them to the interrogation room. They are waking up. Time to put on a show.

Red's and Blue's POV

"Ugh, what in sam hell is this?" Sarge asked "Why can't I move… And where is my shotgun!

"Keep it down Sarge, i'm sleeping." Tucker told the red

"I'm with the blue on this one i'm tired… and hungry where's the mess hall?" Grif asked

"Shut it." a vicious sounding voice came from the corner. "Who are you, where did you come from, and why are you here"?

A small squeak sound could be heard from the left hand corner of the semicircle. Simmons could be seen turning his chair around to avoid seeing Ruby.

"What are you doing you idiot?" Ruby said her voice filled with venom.

They was a loud very mocking laugh coming from next to him. "Are you STILL afraid of girls?" Grif asked "C'mon man! You lead a platoon of girls!"

"It isn't as bad… I can't see their faces under the helmets!" Simmons told his partner "I don't like it when girls pay direct attention to me!"

"Dude you are such a-" Grif almost finished his sentence, when he was punched directly in the visor. "Ow! What did I ever do to you?!"

"shut up before I shut you up" Ruby told them angrily "You are here to answer questions."

"Oh! oh! Choose me! Wait is it a math question, if so… the answer is two." Caboose told Ruby "It is always two"

Ruby gave Caboose a questioning look while Tucker commented on Cabooses comment. "Dude that explains so much about the team test scores somehow going negative, and we have a computer on our team!" Tucker told him

Ruby was starting to get agitated by the reds, and blues completely off topic conversations, but she did note that they rarely talked to the opposite color.

"Hey guys. The red lady look angry" Doc told them, and when nobody listened, O'malley took over. "Listen you buffoons! The red one seems to want to rip our spinal cords out and use them to decorate the interrogation room!"

"I always want to do that!" Sarge yelled over the two teams commotion. "You should know this already Doc slash O'Malley!"

Ruby noticed the purple one seemed to have the most common sense out of the entire group. (and very little at that)

Ruby lifted a microphone to her mouth, and talked into it. "Please take away the aqua, blue, red, maroon, orange, brown, and pink so-"

Ruby was interrupted by the pink marine, who seemed annoyed. "It's not pink! It's lightish red!"

Ruby sighed as she turned her back. 8 hunters came in to take away the reds and blues. "Leave the purple one" This earned a nervous squeak from Doc

"Doc just remember don't tell her anything!" Sarge told him

"Yes! No matter how politely she asks!" Caboose added in.

"Derecho que va a ayudar/Right like that is going to help" Lopez grumpily told them

"Your right Lopez! I don't think we're on Chorus anymore!" Donut "translated' for Lopez, which earned him a robotic sigh from Lopez.

At that they were forced out of the room leaving just Doc with Ruby.

"What do you want… i'll tell you anything! Please don't hurt me!" Doc told Ruby, with O'Malley interrupting. "This is why you're a pushover."

"Shut it and tell me who you and your friends are." Ruby told him coldly. "I promise if you tell me all of you will have a better chance of making it out of this alive.
"Ok" Doc got ready to talk "The red was is Sarge, the maroon one is Simmons, the orange is Grif, the brown one is Lopez, the lightish red one is Donut-

"You mean the pink one?" Ruby asked

"Yeah, but he is stubborn, and refuses to accept that it's pink" Doc told Ruby. "There is also the blue one his name is Caboose, the aqua one is Tucker, and the little glowy one is Church."

"The little glowy one?" Ruby asked "Who's that?"

"Oh! Thats right Church didn't talk during the interrogation." Doc told Ruby, thinking back a few minutes ago.

Ruby was about to question further, but a voice could be heard over the intercom. "Would Ruby Rose please report to the combat training grounds." Ruby couldn't refuse to go, so she picked up the microphone and ordered the prisoner to be sent to the jail with the others.

Reds and blues POV

"Nobody knows the troubles I've seen… nobody knows, but jesus."

"Grif shut it! You sound worse that a glass in a trash compactor!" Simmons told Grif with a kick. "I can't believe they are keeping us cuffed even in the cell."

"What's cuffed? I just got two bracelets… they don't look very nice, but I don't want to be mean" Caboose told blue team in a happy voice.

"Hey Donut, give me one of those bobby pins you carry around." Grif demanded his teammate. "I might be able to get us out with one."

"Yea your gonna get us out of futuristic handcuffs with a bobby pin." Simmons mocked Grif.

Donut reached into his armor pocket and pulled out the hair pin, and tossed it to Grif who took his task of unlocking the cuffs in deep concentration.

3 hours later

"I got them!" The reds and blues were roused from sleep by the sudden shout from Grif. "I got them off!"

"What are you talking about numb nuts?" Sarge asked still groggy from sleep. "What did you get off?"

"The cuffs! I told you that I could do it!" Grif told his teammates.

"Actually I walked you through getting them off." Church reminded Grif as he appeared in hologram form. "I couldn't put up with all of your danm grunting about how much you hate jail any more."

"Um… Church I peed myself, and broke my friends bracelets." Caboose whisper yelled to Church.

"Good for you Caboose, now unlock the reds… wait what Caboose?" Epsilon asked now fully understanding what Caboose said.

"I said I peed myself." Caboose said misunderstanding Church's question.

Sure enough Church turned to see Caboose standing free of his restraints, with a puddle of yellow liquid under him.

" Oh gross Caboose! Hey Church I have an idea." Tucker told his friend. "Trust me it might just work."

Church looked at Tucker then Grif, and sighed. "Grif get working on unlocking the reds, Tucker tell me your plan." I have a feeling I'm going to regret this.

Another hour later

"Um... mister guard! I broke the bracelets you gave me!" Caboose yelled for a guard. "I also peed myself!"

After 10 minutes of Church monitoring the cameras (that were placed in only a few places, and the cell they were at was not one of them.) A guard came into the holding area a look of annoyance on his face.

"What do you want?" The guard asked "I was in the middle of a poker game!"

"I peed myself, and broke the bracelet you gave me." Caboose sadly told the man.

"Wait you broke the handcuffs! How did you do that! Their made to be able to withstand 25,000 newtons of force!" The guard looked amazed. "That doesn't seem physically pos-"

Suddenly the reds sprung up from behind the guard and attacked. Sarge grabbed him through the bars, and pulled his head in between the bars of the cell, and put him in a headlock, and proceeded to punch him on the top of the head. Simmons, and Grif reached through the bars , and bent his arms back. Lopez grabbed his weapons, and keys then retreated to the back of the cell. And donut…

"Donut! Stop tickling that man and beat the crap out of him!" Sarge shouted over the commotion, and earned him a loud huff from Donut.

After 10 minutes of yelling, hitting, and hysteria the reds finally came out on top. "OK now Church take over his body and lead us through this place." Sarge told Church to do breathing heavily.

"I could have done that as soon as he appeared in my line of sight. You didn't have to almost get us caught."

"Whatever...now what?" Church asked looking at Tucker with a questioning.

Tucker looked deep in thought and said "meh we'll wing it."

Author's Note

OK to start this off sorry that I haven't updated in a week or two. No excuses. But I'll be updating every 1 or 2 weeks

Until next time