A/N: This is just a little thing about Alice and Jasper…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything twilight, well except for the books I bought, and the movie and… well, I don't own twilight. This is just my imagination, running wild.
Cullen's House
After BD
Jacob: I just don't get it.
Alice: What do you get dog?
Jacob: Ha-ha funny leech. I just don't get how you can see into the future and how that parasite there can here my thoughts right now. O yah and how that control freak is trying to calm me down right now.
Alice: What did you just call him?!
Jacob: What? I just called that bloodsucker a control freak.
Seth: Could you please cut the jokes Jake? You are getting her a little mad…
Edward: I think we should call Carlisle. Alice calm down.
Jacob: I'm not calling him. I don't have any leeches on my speed dial, well except for Bella…
Rosalie: Haven't you said that already like 5 months ago or something?
Jacob: Yeah, so what? Its true
Emmett: Dude. Get a new insult book.
Alice: growls
Edward: Alice. Calm. Down.
Alice pounces on Jacob. Jacob tries to shake her off. (Avoiding her teeth of coarse.) Alice is clinging on to Jacob's leg.
Seth: Jake, I think you should apologize.
Jacob: Get…Her…Off…Of…Me…
Bella: Alice no! Get off of Jake!!! You don't want a werewolf bight do you?!
Jacob: Watch the teeth!! I didn't do anything!!!
Alice: You. Insulted. Jasper!!!
Jacob: What? Who's Jasper? I thought it was just, leech 1, leech 2, leech 3…
Seth: Groan
Alice: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Edward: Jasper, I think you should start calming her down.
Bella: Hey, where's Jasper?
Emmett: I.D.K
Rosalie: He was here when the mutt started talking.
Jacob: Ok I'm so sorry I said he was a control freak!!
Alice: grrrrrr
Edward: Jazz, come on…
Jasper left when Jacob started talking. He is now living in Antarctica. Alice is still attached to Jacobs leg. They are looking into surgical help to get her removed.