Forgot to mention that I don't own the hangover or anyone in it unfortunately.

They pulled up outside the school where Phil worked, Charlotte was sitting behind Doug kicking his chair out of boredom. They had been waiting 20 minutes and she was getting impatient.

"Charlotte! STOP!" Doug burst out after having to endure the result of her boredom.

She stopped what she was doing and slid her mirrored aviator Ray-Bans over her face while staring at the school's entrance waiting for Phil to exit.

"Did you have to park so close?" Alan asked, diverting Charlotte's attention, she knew exactly where this was going

"Ermm, yeah. Why?" Doug replied and then looked back to Charlotte for an explanation or some sort of help, she just shook her head and smirked.

"I shouldn't be here" Alan said while trying to hide his face with his hand

"Whatcha mean buddy?" Doug was starting to feel a bit awkward not knowing where this was about to go

"I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school"

At this Doug took off his sunglasses, eyes wide looking between Charlotte and Alan "WHAT?" he said a bit too loud

"Or a Chuck-E-Cheese" Alan finished

Doug looked towards Charlotte for an explanation

"It's a long story, why don't you get Tracey to explain it one day. Be a good conversation starter"

Before Doug had a chance to reply they heard a kids voice "Hey Mr. Wenneck-"

"I don't know you budick. It's the weekend, you do not exsist" came his reply

Charlotte had never saw Phil in teacher mode, on the one hand she was amused but on the other that was a total nasty thing for a teacher to do.

"Shit" came Phil's voice as he admired the car "Nice Car" He then threw his bags in the back seat next to Charlotte "I'm Driving"

"Not a Chance, watch the leath-"Doug yelled as Phil Climbed in the back seat and dropped himself down

"Char" was Phil's only greeting towards her

"Phil"

"Guys be nice" Doug played along, he knew their routine. It always starts this way.

"Why don't you shut up and drive before one of these nerds ask me a question" Phil ordered Doug

"Soz Rihanna"

"What are you on about Char?" Phil asked confused

"You know, Rihanna's song? Shut and drive?...Yeah doesn't matter your too old to know that kind of thing"

"Hahah Good one" Alan piped up

"Who's this? And for the record I'm only 2 years older than you, so you not far behind sweetheart"

"It's Alan, My Brother!" Charlotte exclaimed as she playfully punched Phil's arm

"I've met you like four times" Alan stated a little upset

"Oh, Right..." Phil then turned and whispered to charlotte "So why is he here?"

"Cause, dumbass, he's also Tracey's brother and she thought it would be a good 'Bonding' activity between them two" As she whispered this back she motioned between Doug and Alan

Phil nodded in acceptance then pinched Charlotte's side

"Eeek" she jumped a bit then give him a death glare, Phil's hand was still on her side slightly under her top. She moved over seductively to his ear furthest away from where she was sitting, as she did this his hand which was lingering was now holding her side, she then whispered

"Now that wasn't very nice" she stayed where she was and just when Phil went to lean in to her she threw herself on the seat next to him and give him her famous smirk

"Now THAT wasn't very nice" he stated aloud, pointing towards her.

Doug pulled the Mercedes up outside of Stu's house

"Soooooooo who's going?" Charlotte asked with a sickly sweet smile on her face

"NOT IT!" Doug shouted

"Ahh fuck, hey Alan, buddy fancy knocking on that door and getting Stu?" Phil asked hopefully

"Yeah sur-"Alan was about to leave the car when Doug and Charlotte both went to grab him to keep him in the car

"Al don't go up there sweetie, a bad bad lady lives there" Alan nodded at charlotte, she then turned and once again punched Phil's arm

"Why don't you go Phil? Not man enough?" Charlotte asked again in a sickly sweet voice

"I'll show you how much of a man I am later babe' He winked at her as Doug groaned in annoyance 'I'll get him, leave it to me"

Phil then cupped his hands together

"PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT! DOCTOR FAGGOT!"

Doug was trying to cover his laughing with his hands and a cough, Charlotte was outright laughing aloud and Alan was sat looking very confused as Phil seemed pleased with himself. By the time they had pulled themselves together Stu and Mellissa appeared at the door.

"Is that the bad lady?" Alan asked

"Yes, sweetie it is" Charlotte replied "HIIII MEL!" she shouted with a fake happiness

"Fuck you! Oh but I wouldn't want to catch something!" Mellissa all but screamed

At this point Stu hurriedly made his way to the car before it could escalate, Charlotte then stood up in the car and blew Mellissa a kiss with a wink on the end. With that Mellissa slammed the door shut.

"Did you have to do that you know how she gets" Stu said as he opened the trunk to put his stuff in

"Oh calm down. Here put this in there to" She then handed him Phil's bag's

Charlotte shuffled over to the middle seat so Stu could jump in, Phil placed his arm over the back of her seat so she could get comfortable.

"That hand stays there ok?" she said

"Scouts honour!" Phil replied

"Yeah you keep your mits off my sister!" Alan interrupted turning at the end of his sentence to face the backseat

"Oh, it's you. You can touch her, I thought she was talking to Stu" he then turned back in his seat

Phil was slightly amused along with Charlotte, Stu looked slightly offended.

"And with that, Let's go to Vegas!" Doug said as he pulled away from the curb.