AN: sorry for no update in long while i on vacation and had readers oops i mean mathmaticians oops i mean physicist oops i mean writers enjoy story.
The thre best firneds moetel, gaz oops i mean jerry and maury wer alled driving down road to californ-I-A where the partay at and stuff idk w/e tupac sez shakur... he still alive tho they say he ded in 19xx, goodfight. "hey guyz i gawt n ideah..." sez jerry "what is it?" say moetel "why dont we stop and get some snacks at a gas station and pass dem off to each other o we cud... put chips in each other mowvs..." say jerry "alright sounds good lets do it but Maury move the car to the gas station quick cause i gotta pee." say montel. "ow right i weel" say maury.
The thrre of dem get to gas station it so happen to be BP. "r u guyz sure we want to go to this gaz statihon? u hear about oil spill in indian oops i mean arabian oops i mean persian oops i mean beaner gulf? it very wastefulness and no good for evironments or w/e they say on news." says Jear bear "well w/e we red blood republicanz and no need gay evironment complains and we just need gas and snacks and montel pee." say Mary. "ok ok let me get some sun chiops and beef jerks and some 64 oz big galp slurpee ok" say jer. Jer go insind after moetel rush in cau he really had to pee. He go and fill up he slupree first and drink while casual select he snakc and then secritly refill he slupree and get free extra drink in process! jerry got 15 hot dogs (beef cause jews in car) 12 tequitos, 8 bags of jack links beef jerk (because oh oberto is for mexican beaners and jerry is NOT a lagger) 20 bags of doritos and finally filled up he slurpee and got some for moetel and mary. he go up to counter to pay as montel come out and zip up he panties and has look of reliefs on he face. "that will be $156.08" said the busty lusty store clerk in a heavy southern accent who looks like she has some milage on her but is still gorgeous all the same. Her beautifulness gave jerry an idea and he looked left and rightly and saw moetel back outside talking to Muary who are filling gas at pump. "hey u know whom i am?" say spinger very sly like the store clerk had weirdly look on her face and thinked awhile but it looked like her brain metling cause she not very smart just dum bimbo. "oh yea... u dat jerry springer guy from the tv! may n my famerlie watch yer show all de time... you kinda look like my paw.." said the southern slut with a shy glimmer in her eye. "well, i can maybe get your family in my show if you do a small favor in return..." say girl got the picture quick and signlaed him to follow her to her trailer in the country. jerry gotted in her pickup truck and left snacks where they were and forgotted to telled the boys where he go.
Montel go back in store and seed no 1 there and saw a back in 1 hour sign at the desk. moetel's black instinct were to grab all the snacks for free and took it back to the car. "were our favorite white lawyer?" say maury "idfk but i got the goods lets bounce dawg, i think i saww him run off with that hot white piece of ass store clerk just now." stummer montel. "OH NO! He is about to making a graved error!" yell maury. "WHAT FUCK SHIT DO? i think him went that way lets go save him for w/e!" reply montel. They drive down road and montel use his stand captin falcin's eagle oops i mean falcon eye to see in distance and barely maded out a pickup truck in the distance about 10 miles ahead and talled his to maked pursued. "what eroer he about to making?" ask montel in steepor. "Well you fags left me at the pump doing bitch duty and i was scanning stuff with my stand and i seed that you been eating a high proteen dietay cause i scanned ur pee and seed high content of amono acids." "I only doed acid one time! how it show now?" interrupt montel "no you idot it chemical compnent of protein not drugs u moore... anyway i was scanning and i sawed thatthe store clerk vagina were dripping! I scannered it and it was mixture of sphylus and gonorhea and AIDS HIV! If jerry gonna do what i think he doing he gonna get imfected and be kill!" explame maruy "o" say montel. They all speed they way there and see the truck park in front of trailer. They bust in and they see they not the only one who bust in... jerry just finish cum in nasty disease vagina and beginned to lick it up. Montel and maury slap their face in griefs when all of the suddenly out of the blue moons they see something come move from spinger cum... Maury quick use the scientist and his electron microscope and montel use the falcon eye to get a closer look at the cum. They see somesing amezed... he sperm have ghost sperm come out they bodies and are punching away something at amazing fast speed and they could hear high pitched chimpmunk voices saying "Muda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da..." They all taked closer look and see it were steve wilkos sperm punching away all disease virus and bacteria! spinger even have steve wilkos ghost stand white blood cells fighting off any disease that gotted in he mouth. Steve wilkos, the stand of pretection, truly guarded spinger's life. they all sigh in relief and start jerking off so naked hot store clerk who decide to put on a show for them and masterbat but no have sex so they no disease. they camed on her face and left in good spiurit. "spinger you crazy mother fuck... i love you man you are a winner." say maury patting springer on he back. When they told spinger of the danger he avoided because of steve wilkers he say "deng... no wonder i never caught anything after banging all those white trash guests.. i guess wilker have been protecting me all this time from even viral attacks..." they all drive off and head towards the highway. They eventually make it to Louisianaer, new orlins without further incidental... they have enough snaks and bottles to pee in if need. They beganned to approach the city limits and saw a road block. Maury pulls up and ask "what roadblock for we no drunker!" Four guys in shoddy military uniforms signal someone in the tower and then Montel looks up and sees an RPG head right toward the car. Jerry seed it too late to proect them from it. the car explode and jerry, maury, and montel all caught in blast, along with 2 bags of beef jerky and 4 bags of chips... The end?