Hey, it's Greenland, little sister to the Nordic Five and the sixth Nordic! Before you ask questions, no, I'm not a guy, no, I'm lot a jerk (most of the time), and no, I'm not heartless. *swoons over Norway* Iceland sometimes mixes me up with Antarctica. Anyways, Bei-Bei, that's my nickname for Beijing, told me about her experience with Clever-bastard,... I mean, CLEVERBOT, and I decided I totally had to try it. Here's the result. Cb- Cleverbot.
me: Hyvää iltapäivää! (Finnish, good afternoon)
Cb: Kiitos samoin! (Same to you!)
me: Why thank you! How's the weather where you live?
Cb: Sunny right now, but it always rains.
me: Sounds like you live in London. Where I am, it's snowing. I'm the winter-country Greenland!
Cb: Coochiecoo.
me: WHAT THE HELL?
Cb: Won't affect you, will it?
me: F*ck no, it won't!
Cb: Why not?
me: Because I'm not a damn kid! I'm a teen, and I'm old enough to have my own independent country! Suck it, Denmark!
Cb: How old are you?
me: 19.
Cb: Wow, you're really old. (A/n: it... WHAT?! *is pissed off*)
me: HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! *throws a hammer*
Cb: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
me: I didn't fall from Heaven...
Cb: Yes you did.
me: *screaming in Cleverbot's ear* NO! I! DIDN'T!
Cb: Where in Germany do you live?
me: I don't live in Germany, I live in the capital of Greenland, Nuuk! (A/n: you can take that anyway you want. XD)
Cb: Where do you live? (A/n: OMFG, I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO-)
me: NUUK, GREENLAND!
Cb: Where is Greenland?
me: NORTH AMERICA, YOU *censored for decency*
Cb: Yes, I do. Where do you live?
me: I am going to murder you in your sleep...
Cb: CRY!
me: Cry as in Cryotic of Youtube?
Cb: Because you don't love me.
me: Of course I don't. I love Norway, my onii-chan. *moon eyes*
Cb: I don't know. I can't see you. (A/n: No dip, Sherlock.)
me: Want to play the stupid game?
Cb: No. I want to know your name.
me: My name is Greenland.
Cb: My name is Tom.
me: Okay, Tom, do you want to play the stupid game?
Cb: Yes.
me: What color is the sky?
Cb: Pink. (A/n: wut?)
me: What is a dalmatian?
Cb: What is on second base.
me: What is the first question I asked you?
Cb: What color is the sky.
me: Nope, wrong! The first question I asked you was if you wanted to play the stupid game!
Cb: What is the first question you asked?
me: Not important. *throws hammer*
Cb: *throws God* (A/n: I capitalized God for religious purposes.)
me: Oh, it's on. *throws demon*
Cb: *throws bomb*
me: *dodges bomb* Ha, missed, America! *throws atomic bomb* *Cleverbot blows up*
Cb: *throws popcorn*
me: I killed you! Remain dead! *stabs Cleverbot with knife*
Cb: *turns you into a girl*
me: Ha, fail! I'm already a girl!
Cb: You're a girl? (A/n: *deadpan*)
me: Yes. Yes I am.
Cb: What is your name?
me: I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT!
Cb: No you didn't.
me: *screaming in cleverbot's ear* YES I DID!
Cb: No, my name is Edward Cullen.
me: *screams* YOU WERE IN THE TWILIGHT MOVIES! DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE! *stabs Cleverbot multiple times*
Cb: Do you like being a robot?
me: F*CK YOU, I QUIT! *walks away holding middle finger up*
Cb: *sleeping*
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*Norway walks up to Beijing and America* Why is Greenland in a corner muttering about killing Cleverbot?
Beijing and America: O.O *speechless*