Yoshi: I am so bored!
-30 seconds later-
Mario: But Peachy! Why do you wanna break up with me?
Peach: Because you have a boil on your butt!
Birdo: I thought you put the boil on his butt?
Mario: What? You betrayed me!
Peach: Nah, I just broke up with you because you don't have any money left to steal.
Mario: What? So that's why my money keeps disappearing!
Luigi: He has a boil on his butt! Pinata!
*20 little kids with bats attack Mario*
Peach: O.O
-Mount Everest-
Mario: Hah! The little kids didn't follow me up here!
Peach: Hi Mario.
Mario: Oh no.
Peach: *Pushes Mario off of mountain*
Mario: Ah!
Little kids: Pinata!
Mario: No! It's just a boil!
Fawful: Fawful likes pinatas! *Pulls out laser and shoots Mario's boil*
-Bowser's castle-
Bowser: Hi Peach want to get married? :)
Peach: Sure, go get a movie.
Bowser: Okay! *Runs out of castle*
Peach: Now while he is gone. *Steals castle*
-Meanwhile in a location that we do not know-
Yoshinaruto: Come on out! Where are you?
Voice: I'm right here.
Yoshinaruto: No! *Gets "Stabbed"*
Bowser: Where can I find a movie? Ooh corn syrup!
Yoshinaruto: Bowser you idiot! I am working on a movie!
Bowser: Oh, sorry.
Director: Cut!
Bowser: Hi! I like cheese!
Director: …?
Bowser: I L-I-K-E C-H-E-E-S-E!
Bowser Jr.: Join the girl scouts today! Just call 1-800-Crap! Or got to !
Yoshinaruto: What idiots.
-In another location that we do not know-
Harry: I will rule! And the Tinkletons will rule the earth!
Bowser: I am streaking in a space ship! :)
Harry: I am scarred for life!
-Meanwhile, someplace that Mario is currently at-
Mario: I married a bird named Birdetta! And I have mutant people bird thingies!
*Kids with bird wings fly away*
Mario: I am a boil that will haunt you in your sleep! Tell this to 5 people or you will grow a boil on your butt!
Yoshi: Um, why is my life filled with extremely random and weird things?
Harry: Yoshi, I am your father!
Yoshi: No! *Wakes up*
Yoshi: Oh, what a nightmare!
Harry: Yoshi, I am your mother!
Yoshi: No! Wait what?
Bowser: Yoshi, I am your pixie that is constantly on a streak.
Yoshi: …? O.O
Wario: Yoshi! I am your magic fart cloud!
Toadsworth: Yoshi, I am your toaster!
Toaster: Don't listen to him Yoshi! I am your Toaster!
Bowser: No Yoshi, I am your Toaster!
Yoshi: What the heck is wrong with this world?
Bowser Jr.: I am your girl scout!
Yoshi: Yep, there is definitely something wrong with this world.
Mario: I am your mutant boil that likes toast!
Yoshi: End the chapter! It is just getting weirder and more random!
End Chapter
Bowser Jr.: Girl Scouts!