Kickin' It In China

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kickin' It

This is just a random idea that came to mind when i watched Kickin' it In China ... Yet again. What can i say .. there's not much to do when you're waiting for a new episode to air. Enjoy ;)

JACK POV

I was sitting at one of the tables outside the Dojo reading my Martial Arts book when i heard Eddie complaining about how terrible the Chinese food they were eating tasted. "Well what do you expect from a place called the Scabby Dragon" Milton argued. They placed their bags on the table and started taking the food containers out of them and on to the table. I stood up and took one of the fortune cookies. "I'll take one of these fortune cookies, hard to mess them up" I smirked while breaking it in half. I read my fortune out loud "You are about to embark on an exciting journey" Pfft, yeah i believe that. I threw the piece off paper back on the table. "Oh sweet dude that's a good one" I heard Jerry say. "These fortunes are just a dumb gimmick to take your mind off how the cookies look and taste like an old man's ear" I grabbed my book and walked into the Dojo faintly hear Milton tell the guys how fortune cookies taste nothing like an old man's ear .. creepy.

When i walked into the Dojo i saw Kim practicing a flying side kick on some practice dummies. "Hey Kim" I called out, smiling at her. She turned around smiling and replied "Oh hey Jack, Oh i just remembered there's a letter for you" I raised my eyebrow in confusion; Why would there be a letter for me here, wouldn't it be mailed to my house? "Okay thanks, where is it?" I asked. Kim quickly ran over the chairs near the vending machine and picked up an envelope. She ran back over to me and placed it in my hand. "Thanks" I said while ripping it open. I scanned over the letter and gasped. "What is it Jack?" Kim asked curiously. I looked up with a huge smile on my face and answered "I'm going to China for the Junior World Martial Arts Championship" Kim squealed happily and pulled me into a hug. I wrapped my arms around her waist tightly and said "I can't believe it" WOOHHH i'm going to China. A few seconds later Kim let go and ran out to tell the guys the good news.

Everyone was gathered round me while i was telling them the good news. "I cannot believe this, i am going to the Junior World Martial Arts Championship in China" I exclaimed. "I was gonna go but i'm not what they call, you know .. good" Milton said. "Guys, I've been dreaming about this tournament since I've got into martial arts, How did this happen?" I asked rhetorically. "I may know how it happened, i may have taken it upon myself to write a letter about a certain student and possibly sent it to, oh i don't know .. China?" Rudy answered coyly. I can't believe he did that, he actually got me in the tournament. Suddenly Jerry pushed me out the way and frantically asked Rudy "Dude this is important, try to remember, did you do it or not?" Oh Jerry, sometimes his stupidity still surprises me.

"Of course i did it, Jack's amazing, he's undefeated, he's never lost a match in his life" Rudy exclaimed. Well that's not the entire truth. "Rudy, Can i talk to outside for a second?" I asked hesitantly. He nodded; Kim and Rudy followed me outside. I started to pace back and forth; How am i gonna tell him? "Rudy, not everything you told those people was true" Rudy cut me off saying "Please, everybody stretches the truth, i do it all the time on my online dating profile, i'm not really a bathing suit model" I sighed, i'm going to have to tell him. "Rudy i'm not undefeated ... A guy called Kai beat me so badly i gave up karate 'til i came here." Kim looked at me with a sympathetic look on her face. "Jack, it doesn't matter, you deserve this that's why they sent you two first class tickets to China, you get to take someone .. i don't know an adult? mentor? Perhaps someone that is both here and a man?" Rudy exclaimed excitedly. "It would be great if we could all go" Kim said with a slightly sad tone. Wait a minute ... "Wait, first class tickets are really expensive ... Maybe i could trade them in for six coach tickets." Rudy placed his hand on my shoulder and said "It's settled, Jack and I are going alone, first class" While Rudy and Kim were having an argument about hot nuts or something like that i wasn't really listening, i made my decision.

"Guys we're all going to China."

The last couples of days have gone by so quickly and now here we all are meeting outside the Dojo so Rudy can drive us to the airport. Nearly everyone was here now, Eddie and Jerry were rapping about how long Kim was taking and Milton, well obviously Milton was reading. "Hey guys, sorry i'm late" Kim called, struggling from the weight of her bag. I quickly ran up to her and grabbed her bag. "Geez Kim, how much did you pack?" I asked stumbling a little from the weight of her bag. "Jack, i don't look this good by just rolling out of bed and throwing on anything" Kim said jokingly and flipping her hair over her shoulder. Well that's true ... Don't judge me, I admit that Kim is hot okay? I placed Kim's bag into the trunk of Rudy's car; Kim squeezed the top of my arm and said "Thanks Jack" while smiling sweetly at me. I tilted my head to the side a little and grinned sweetly back. Kim got into the car and i followed her. Jerry called shotgun so Milton was sitting next to the window while Eddie was squished up against Kim.

About 5 minutes into the journey i felt Kim move my arm and lean against me. I took out one of my earphones and looked down at her snuggling up to my side. "Hey you comfy?" I asked mockingly; She chuckled lightly and nodded. "Really comfy, Sorry but i was cold and Eddie fell asleep on me so i had to move up" I nodded and told her it was alright and wrapped my arm around her waist; She placed her head on my shoulder, i got my other earphone and placed it in her ear. I sighed contently and leaned back.

Soon enough we were at the airport; Everyone was curious about why we were practically cuddling in the backseat. We both quickly got out the car blushing furiously. We went through Security check and everything else so now we're all waiting for the plane to arrive. Soon enough we were all finding our seats on the plane. I was sitting in between Rudy and Kim; Rudy practically ran to the window seat. I turned my head towards Kim and saw she was going to sleep. "Kim you wanna sleep on me? I know you don't have another lame excuse but i'll let this one slide" I whispered smugly with a huge smirk on my face. She smiled smugly and answered "Sure" She pulled up the arm rest and leaned her head on my shoulder; I wrapped my arm around her and fell asleep smiling.

"Jack ... Jack ... Wake up" I kept hear faint voices call my name. I opened my eyes and saw that Milton was calling. Suddenly a bright flash burned my eyes. "Jerry what the hell?" I grumbled. "Dude i should be asking the same thing, i can understand why you're all cuddled up with Kim .. But why Rudy?" My eyes shot open. I looked to my right and saw Kim leaning on my shoulder with her arm wrapped around my abdomen; I looked to my left and saw Rudy leaning on my other shoulder with his hand on my chest. I shot up so quickly that i knocked Kim off her seat. I quickly stood up and helped Kim up. "Oh my god Kim i'm so so sorry, are you alright?" I asked frantically. "Yeah but i think my head's gonna bruise" I sat her back down, then sat next to her. Before i can say anything the seat belt sign came on so we all got buckled in ready to land in China.

After we landed we got a taxi to the hotel, got dressed then headed to the competition. We were actually walking across the Great Wall Of China, "Alright this is amazing, we are actually standing on the Great Wall Of China" I exclaimed. Rudy was imagining the Emperor Of China leaning over the wall refusing to give some kid's ball back while Milton, Eddie and Jerry were talking about finding some fortune cookie factory nearby. I guess it's just going to be Me, Kim and Rudy then. After going inside and changing into my GI Rudy kept trying to motivate me by making me say 'I'm the man'. "Who's the man?! You're the man .. SAY IT" Rudy kept shouting. I sighed in defeat and said "You're the man" Rudy grinned "You're right ... No, no, no, no, no i'm not the man, you're the man, i'm just a man, a man in a world of men and some women .." Kim cut off Rudy by giving me some rocks that would help balance my chi; it was really sweet for her to get me them even though i kinda wanted a glow in the dark ninja bobble head but no no this is good too, that was until Rudy threw away her 'Magic Rocks'.

After Kim and Rudy had their little argument about 'The pain train being on the Jack track' and Rudy broke a thousand year old table, I started practicing some more. Soon i was getting called up to fight some guy. I tried to stall it to wait for the rest of the guys but the competitor didn't want to wait and kicked me in the stomach ... Yeah he probably shouldn't have done that. Every match i won .. oh yeah i'm on a roll. I did it i'm the final; I ran up to Rudy and gave him a double high five then hugged Kim. We heard a match going on so we all looked. Oh no it's him, it's Kai, i can't beat him ...

He started coming over to us "I saw your fights Jack, i'm surprised to see you here." I'm not going to let him get one over on me "Yeah i decided to stop by, maybe pick up a trophy or two." I said smugly. "Hmm funny i thought i kicked the karate out of you two years ago" I stepped even closer to him and sneered "Well i'm a better fighter than i was two years ago... and your breath is worse." That didn't even faze him. "Listen loser this time when i beat you, you're not coming back up." He started walking away; Kim stepped in front off me and shouted "He's not scared off you Kai." Oh no. "What was that ?! .. Well hello there pretty young thing." Oh hell no he's not hitting on Kim. "Eww don't call me that you creep." Kim called back disgusted. "Jack it looks like i'm going to be winning more than one trophy." He smirked then walked off.

I told Kim and Rudy about Kai being my cousin and how my grandfather taught us both. I went into the changing room to get out off my GI, when i was about to put my shirt on a group of guys dressed as ninjas came out off nowhere and started attacking me. I was fighting them all off but there was too many guys; Suddenly i heard Kim calling my name, i could hear her getting closer to the room so i kept telling her to leave. She walked in and started fighting off the 'ninja's' with me. While i was fighting off five off them i heard Kim scream. One of the guys got hold off her and started to twist her arm back. I got a flashback off Kai fighting that guy in his match and he did the exact thing. These people were from Kai's Dojo; i ran up to Kai and pushed him off Kim and started fighting him. I told Kim to go get Rudy and she ran off before anyone could grab her. Soon i could hear Rudy coming in with some other people; The fight got stopped and Kai and his Dojo got disqualified, I won.

I heard a whimper come from behind me; I turned around to see Kim clutching her arm to her chest crying silently. Seeing this just broke my heart. I walked up to her and hugged her tightly but carefully so i didn't hurt her anymore. Kim lifted her head and whispered "Thanks for saving me Jack." Slowly she leaned up and pressed her lips against mine. My eyes were wide with shock; I slowly closed my eyes and returned the kiss. "You don't know how long I've wanted you to do that." I told Kim truthfully. She giggled then leaned up to kiss me again. When she pulled away, she raised her eyebrow and asked "You do realize your shirt's off right?" I just shrugged and said smugly "Your welcome"

Leaning down to kiss her again i realized the fortune cookie was right, I was going to embark on an exciting journey .. with Kim.

That last line was so cheesy i can't believe i actually included it but i guess Jack's just a romantic.

Thank you to everyone that has reviewed and to everyone that has given me some good ideas for more one-shots, i'm definitely going to use them.

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