A/N: Wowzers. It has been FOUR months since the first chapter. I'm sorry, guys! D: Well, here, I have made it up and this would be the second chapter. Hope you'll like it! :) A sudden twist would be on your way. ^^

The Video and Random Babblings

Chapter 2

"Are those penguins?" Ian asked, confused by the most random thing to ever see in a blackmail video.

The video contained: penguins running around wearing 39 Clues caps and also possibly, jumping.

Kaye's eyes widened in shock. "Oops, wrong clip!" She pushed some buttons on the big remote and the big screen turned off. "You didn't see that."

Ian opened his mouth to reply and decided to just close it. Just to be on her safe side. Penguins are her obsession… Ian thought.

"Yes, yes it is," Kaye replied to Ian's thought. He thought of a strategy to be on Kaye's –er, good side. Which he thought might not ever exist because of him and his wrong doings. Wait… what did I do wrong, anyway?

Kaye ignored his thoughts, and said, "For what you have done. I'll give you a prize."

Ian almost jumped for joy. Almost. "My freedom?" he asked.

"Nope," Kaye replied, smiling. Oh, much, much better.

Ian scowled. What does she have in store for him? Another potato, I guess.

"I assure you, Ian Growling Kabra-" -Ian scowled at the nickname- "But your prize is…" Kaye snapped her fingers. Instantly, Amy, Dan and Natalie appeared. "Your three favorite people!" Note the sarcasm.

"They are absolutely not my three favorite people!" Ian yelled.

"Yes I know, idiot! That's why I wrote 'note the sarcasm' up there!" Kaye replied, putting her hands in the air.

"Umm… you there, with the terrible fashion sense," Natalie said, pointing at Kaye. Ian started to get happy because of, maybe Natalie saving him. "Would you want to me to give you advice in being fashionable?"

Ian groaned. Kaye noticed the groaning and replied, "Thanks but no thanks, Natalie. Amy would need it more than I do."

Natalie nodded. "Agreed." -Amy scowled at this- "Oh, is that you brother? I didn't notice you there." Ian groaned again. What's wrong with my life?

"Oh, just…" Kaye thought for a second. "A lot of things, actually. There's this one time Ian got stuck and…"

"Oh, enough!" Ian blurted out, angry.

Dan snickered. Ian gave him a death glare. Dan, unaffected, kept snickering.

Kaye smirked.

"This is the bloody third time you smirked," Ian said. "That's my signature move!"

Kaye stuck her tongue out. "I know," she replied. "It's just so fun making you angry."

Ian sighed. "So, when would the movie start? Er, video?"

"Oh, yeah… I almost forgot about it," Kaye said. Ian did a face-palm.

"OOH! A video!" Dan exclaimed. "I think it's about… THE EVIL PEANUT BUTTER MADE MONKEYS!" Dan danced his happy dance, an assortment of punching the air and… punching the air again.

"Sorry, Dan, it isn't," Kaye sadly said. Dan sighed.

"Anyway," Kaye said, pushing the buttons of the remote which she decided to name, Blaze, and said, "onto the video!"

The video started. Kaye passed buttery popcorn to Natalie, Amy and Dan. "Would I get some?" Ian asked.

Kaye glared at him. "Fine." She handed Ian a separate bucket of popcorn. Ian started to eat. But then… spit it out.

"These are stale popcorn!" Ian exclaimed.

"Shh!" Natalie shushed. "The video's starting."

Ian grumbled at his seat. "Stale popcorn… smirking… POTATOES…"

"SHH!" Everyone shushed him.

"Fine," he muttered. Prepare to be unprepared, Ian.

The screen went black. Smoke was coming out everywhere. Everyone was coughing. And a girl's scream was heard. It was Kaye's.

She's gone.

A/N: DUN! DUN! DUN! A cliff-hanger! :D Sorry, for the short chapter, guys. :( Heh. So, I'm kidnapped. Oh, how ironic... *sarcasm*

Maybe on the next chapter this won't be labelled as Parody anymore. :/ It would be some other kind of genre. ^-^ Guess what it is. I know, you know! ^o^

Flames are opened, CC would be awesome and just plain reviews are welcomed! :D

-Kaye Nightshade