I don't own Naruto. But if I did Naruto would be as crazy as Daisuke.
Chapter 2: The bell test.
The next morning team 9 met up in the field in the forest of death. Anko started off by saying, "all right team today's the day you start your test to become genin." She took out three bells and showed them to the team.
"You three each has to get a bell from me within four hours. You can use anything at your disposal since I'm a special jounin. You'll have to come at me with the attempt to kill other wise you'll never get the bells," Explained Anko.
"We understand," said the team simultaneously.
"Good," said Anko, and to make this more challenging and interesting, Anko put the bells in her underpants. The team looked at Anko like she is crazy.
"Why did you do that Anko-sensei?" asked Sora.
Anko smiled "A ninja must do whatever it takes to complete the mission even putting your hands in the jaws of death sometimes. If you do things that you don't want to do to complete the mission then that makes you a better ninja."
"Well I do have to pass this and better a woman than a man," thought Daisuke.
Mai's eyebrow twitched "Shit, I have to touch another woman's snatch, can this day get any worse?" she thought.
Sora's face darkened "Dammit I wanted Daisuke's hand in my underwear first, it isn't fair," she thought.
"Alright" shouted Anko, "You have four hours to get the bell from the honey pot, ready and start."
Anko disappeared.
Sora looked at the guys "well we have four h- hey wait Mai where are you going?" she said.
Mai looked at Sora and calmly said, "I'm going to get those bells."
"Come on Daisuke let's go after her and cover her," said Sora.
"Already ahead of you, I'm going to try and give away Anko-sensei's position," said Daisuke running ahead.
Sora sighed and said, "we could have done it together as a team."
Meanwhile Anko was hiding in the trees "Sora's the only person to get the meaning of the test, I hope the other two get it soon." she thought.
Anko suddenly felt a tickling sensation under her arms, on her bellybutton, sides, ribs, feet, and any other spot that is ticklish to a woman.
"What the hell is going on here? It feels like someone is tickling me all over, but there is no one there," thought Anko.
Suddenly she heard giggling and saw Daisuke smiling with his eyes glowing pink, "Oh Anko-sensei, I know you're very ticklish, now why don't you give up those bells and I won't have to turn up the volume like I'm doing now," said Daisuke.
Anko suddenly burst out laughing "hahahahahahaha Damn you hahahahaha I won't give up that easily to a measly genin hahhahahehehhah you're going to have to take them from me hahahahahahehehe stop it hahahahaha. Damn it you tickle fiend hahahaha. What the hell is this?"
"I call it my Tickle torture jutsu (gōmon kusuguru no jutsu E-rank technique) and how it works is by expelling my chakra out of my body through my eyes and entering my victims body, I can effect the nerve endings causing ticklish sensations all over the body, I can also heighten the sensation to an unknown extent causing that person to go completely crazy. I mainly likes to use this on girls since I have acarophilia tendencies towards them and I really don't like to hit them as well. It's originally used for distractions or just aggravating people, cool huh sensei?" said Daisuke. "It's an E-rank technique but the only problem is that it is difficult for me to to keep it under control, so I need a certain amount of concentration to effect just one specific person, because if I were to cut loose I can accidentally effect people around me that I don't intend to tickle."
"You little bastard," laughed Anko "I'm not giving up those bells without a fight."
Daisuke smiled "if that's the way it is I'm going to have to take it by force. Let me show you what I can do."
Daisuke used a handsign and suddenly he was surrounded by smoke and light as he turned into a perfect copy of Hinata Hyuga shocking Anko.
"What the hell," said Anko.
"Voila, what do you think," said Daisuke/Hinata stopping the tickling.
"What the hell are you doing here, you're suppose to be training with Kurenai," said Anko.
"It's me sensei, I'm still Daisuke, taking the form of one of my classmates," said Fake Hinata. "Let me explain, I was close to being deadlast in class, but there was one particular subject that I was even better then everyone at my class at, and that was henge, but this type of henge is more advanced than the type of henge regular ninjas used. It's an ancient form of henge called Henshin (shape shifting). Whether it's a bloodline or a natural ability, I really don't know as I'm the only one in my family that can actually do it, but it allows me to literally take the form of nearly any type of humans and existing animals just by looking at them. But there are limits and restrictions of what I can and can't do as I will explain as I go along."
Fake Hinata activate her fake Byakugan and charged at Anko.
Anko tried to dodge, but Fake Hinata hit her arm making it go limp.
"but how, your not a Hyuga, you shouldn't even know the gentle fist or Byakugan," said Anko.
"Your half right sensei," said Fake Hinata. "I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME imitate Byakugan, Sharingan, or any dojutsu that involves the eyes, but I can fake it by changing the color of my eyes making people believe I have it, so I can have an edge in battle and also since I'm in Hinata's form, I can use her fighting style, but only when I'm in her form. The drawback is that any technique I imitate can't exceed my own chakra capacity to use and it has to be in the form of the person that uses it, unless I can learn it in my real form, so since I'm still young the highest I can do right now is C-rank jutsu's and even that wears me out. I prefer to take the form of people around my age or younger than me, because turning into an adult or person that is more powerful than me and using jutsu's at the same time will result in severe chakra exhaustion."
"But how do you know where my tenketsu point are," asked Anko trying to heal her arm.
"The benefits of taking Hinata's form also means having her muscle memory and it helps that I know a few pressure points as well," said Fake Hinata as she charged at Anko again.
Anko being prepared this time dodge Fake Hinata's gentle fist barrage and threw a barrage of kunai, but Fake Hinata used her gentle fist to block them.
"So that means you literally a girl," said Anko.
"Yep, though having breast and a vagina does feel kind of weird to me, no offense," said Fake Hinata.
"None taken," said Anko dodging another blow.
"She's fast, I'll have to slow her down a bit," thought Fake Hinata.
Fake Hinata's eyes glowed pink and Anko felt the tickling sensation on her feet and thighs making her unable to dodge.
"So sensei, do we pass or do I have to make you pee your skirt," smiled fake Hinata.
Anko laughing hysterically desperately raised her arms and made a punching motion while shouting "Hidden Shadow Snake Hands (Sen'eijashu)" as snakes came out of her coat sleeves and headed straight towards the fake.
"Ah cinnamon buns," shouted Fake Hinata as she was caught by the snakes.
Anko pulled hard and sent Fake Hinata right into a tree knocking her out and changing back into Daisuke.
Anko stopped laughing as the tickling stopped and sat up to catch her breathe.
Anko smirked and said, "Nice try, but it would take more than some tickle torture and shape shifting tricks to put me down."
Meanwhile hidden in the bushes, Mai watched the fight and was slightly impressed with how Daisuke did.
"Well that idiot does have some uses after all, at least he tired her out, now is my chance to get the bells." thought Mai.
Mai jumped out "Surrender those bells Anko-sensei and I won't have to hurt you."
Anko growled "Show me what you got, it can't be any worse than what Daisuke did."
Mai smiled, "Your mistake," as her eyes glowed red.
Suddenly Anko has a vision and feeling the pain of Orochimaru biting her and activating her curse seal in the past when she was a kid, she is feeling the pain right now and also Mai attacking her.
Mai smirked cruelly as she continue punching and kicking her "What was that about Anko-Sensei?"
Anko cursed, "damn you, how are you activating my curse seal?"
Mai explained "My blood line is of the Genjutsu and spiritual type, I could make people see and feel any random physical pain of their past and future just by staring at them. My Genjutsu attack the soul thereby causing wounds to appear on the body. Sadly for you it has no effect on those who's eyes are dead and it's more effective if you're weakened."
"Now Anko-sensei, will you give me those bells or will I have to continue torturing you to the point of death?" Said Mai.
Anko smirked still feeling pain and said, "You're ruthless, intelligent, and devious though you could have worked with your teammates to get the bells."
"Like I need those two losers to help me, I could do this by myself," Mai chuckled.
Anko almost loosing consciousness from the pain laughed, "Sure you can do things by yourself, but when fighting one-on-one against an enemy nin, you may need help because you'll never know if the enemy your fighting has some sort of back up, for example, Multiple Striking Shadow Snakes (Sen'ei Tajashu)."
Mai looked at Anko in shock as bigger snakes came out of her sleeves and wrapped around her squeezing her. Mai desperately struggled to get loose but it wasn't enough as she wasn't able to breath and passed out.
Anko suddenly snapped out of her vision "two down, one to go I can't afford to take it easy. That's twice I almost fell to them. I wonder what Sora has planned for me."
Anko turned around and saw Sora in her fighting stance.
Anko sighed, "You only have two and a half hours, want to take a break."
Sora smiled "I'll pass Anko-sensei, besides I haven't even started yet, Let me show you what I got."
"Fire Release: Fireball Jutsu (hinotama no jutsu)." shouted Sora as she slightly inflated her chest and a fire ball (that's half as big as Sasuke's Gōkakyū no Jutsu ) came out of her mouth.
Anko gasped in shock as she dodged the fireball.
"How did you do that, most genin shouldn't be able to use this technique as it takes more than average chakra," said Anko.
"Fire is not only my element, but it is a bloodline as well," explain Sora. "My bloodline allows me to create and manipulate fire and change it's shape and form as well. Because of that, low to mid level Fire jutsu's comes to me about as easily a breathing, but the chakra use of high level fire jutsu and heating the fire to a dangerous level is what makes me save my bloodline's use for certain situations, this is one of them."
Sora's arms were on fire as she made a small fireball in each hand,
"Time to serve up two scoops of candy coated kaboom, Fire Release: Mini Fireball jutsu (Chibi hinotama no jutsu)" said Sora as she launched the small fireballs at Anko as she dodged it with skills fit for a jonin.
Anko quickly wrapped some wire around Sora's body and said, "Your not the only one with a fire element, now eat this," "Fire Release: Dragon Fire Jutsu (Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu)."
The flames from Anko headed straight towards Sora at high speed and hitting her dead on sending Sora flying a few yards away and singeing Sora's clothes. Sora got up and fell on one knee catching her breathe.
"I guess I'm not ready for the big one's just yet," thought Sora panting.
"Very impressive, but not good enough," said Anko walking towards her," You'll need a few years experience to catch up to me."
Instead of saying anything, Sora unleashed another fireball, but instead of hitting Anko, it hit a log.
"Substitution," thought Sora before she felt a blow on the back of her neck and darkness claiming her.
Anko look down at the unconscious Sora and said, "now that takes care of her and I only got two hours to spare, I'll put some distance between us and take a rest for a while."
Anko went to another part of the forest, climbed a tree and rested.
Meanwhile Team 9 woke up from their unplanned nap and saw that they had fifty minutes left.
Sora sighed and said, "Look guys, I know we have our differences, but we got to work together if we want to get those bells. I know one genin can't take on a jonin, because it's impossible. "
Daisuke said, "Your right Sora, individually we can't beat her because she in a bigger league than us, but together we might have a chance. Mai I know we got off to a wrong start in the past, but will you put aside your animosity for us and work with us?"
Mai looked down and sighed "Alright I'll work with you guys, any ideas?"
Sora smiled "Okay guys, here's the plan" and she whispered.
Meanwhile Anko was resting on a tree when she suddenly felt the same tickling.
Anko grunted, "Not again" and saw Daisuke smiling and waving at her and saying, "Remember me Anko-sensei."
Anko laughed and tried to get away and saw Mai and Sora blocked her escape and it wasn't bad enough she found herself unable to move.
Anko looked to her right and saw Daisuke in the form of Shikamaru Nara using the shadow bind jutsu.
"Shikamaru may be lazy trifling bastard, but his jutsu is very useful in trapping a certain troublesome woman," said Fake Shikamaru with his eyes glowing pink.
"We finally got your meaning of the test and it is teamwork," Sora said.
Anko still laughing "hahahahahaha true but you still have to take those bells away from me hahahehehahe and you got 30 minutes to do so hahahaha."
Sora shouted, "let's go Team 9".
Fake Shikamaru released the shadow bind a second before Mai got behind Anko and jump kicked her in the back, then she jumped up and double kicked her hard in the chest. Anko doubled over in pain. Sora kicked her in the crotch and punched her in the face. Daisuke jumped on her back making her fall to the ground and pinning her.
"Get the hell off of me," laughed Anko trying to get Daisuke off of her.
"Guys knock her out now," shouted Daisuke.
Mai quickly jumped on Anko's back and pinched a nerve in her neck knocking her out.
Daisuke smiled and said, "Good job team, but we still got to get those out of her underpants, any volunteers?"
"Hell to the motherfucking no," said Sora.
"The only cats I'll ever touch are at a pet store," said Mai.
The girls looked at Daisuke.
"No way, I can't do it. What if she has poisonous snakes in there or Vagina dentata," asked Daisuke.
"Daisuke, there is no woman who exist that have toothed vagina's, that is just a myth and folklore exaggerated to discourage rape and going out with strange women," said Mai rolling her eyes.
"Pretty please Daisuke, If you do it, I'll let you tickle my feet for an hour, after this" said Sora giving him the puppy dog eyes.
"Oh alright, I can't pass up an opportunity to make my teammates laugh anyway," said Daisuke as he put his hands in the abyss.
Daisuke' stuck his hand in there last and thought, "So this is what it feels like, all soft and silky and a little wet."
Anko still asleep whispered, "Iruka-kun stop it, that tickles". Daisuke froze for a few seconds and made sure Anko was still asleep and continued to search.
Sora shouted for him to hurry up, as her inner thought shouted in rage "that should be me sleeping and getting my goodies felt like that." Sora then shouted to check inside her lips. Daisuke did it and found the bells. Daisuke took the bells out and quickly washed his hands in a nearby stream.
Anko started to wake up and the clock rang.
Anko looked around and saw her team have a bell in each of their hands. Anko smiled and said, "Congratulations you each got a bell and passed my test. You are all officially Team Anko."
Sora smiled and said, "We got the whole teamwork thing down."
Anko smiled and said congratulations.
Daisuke says, "It was Sora that got us together and told us that we need to work together."
Mai nodded as well.
"Sora since it was you that brought the team together, whenever I'm not there for y'all, you are team leader. Alright meet me here next tomorrow for training and missions. Personally I think that d-rank missions are a crock, but we will have to do it regardless. Oh and Daisuke, if you ever tell anyone that I'm ticklish and that you ever use that damn technique against me again, I'll feed you to the snakes, got it," said Anko glaring at Daisuke who gulped.
"My lips are sealed," Daisuke said nervously.
Anko smirked and said, "However you can do that to any other female opponent."
Daisuke smiled, "Thank you Anko-Sensei."
Anko shunshined away to the hokage tower.
"All right," shouted Daisuke. "We are officially genin."
"Looks like I'm stuck with you and this Goof troop, oh joy," sighed Mai sarcastically to Sora. Daisuke begin to laugh like Goofy.
"It won't be so bad," said Sora patting Mai's back sympathetically.
"Mai, now is not a time to be negative, It is a time to display a positive attitude, you should let me help you smile," said Daisuke smiling towards Mai with his eyes turning pink.
Mai knowing what Daisuke's intention are nervously backed away trying to run, "Daisuke, I'm warning you, if you tickle me, I'll get really angry at you."
"Idle threat won't deter this Acarophile," said Daisuke grabbing Mai's feet making her fall on her stomach, quickly taking one of her black sandals off and mercilessly tickled the Ice queens foot. "Laughter's the best medicine, I'd always say."
"hahahahahahahahahaha damn it Daisuke, stop it hahahahahahahaha, I'm gonna kick your ass tenfold, hahahahahahahaha I'm dying I'm dying hahahahahahahahaha, Help police, hahahahaha I really hate this team, hahahahahahahaha Sora please get this tickle loving psycho to stop hahahahahahaha," Mai screamed in laughter.
"Do me too Daisuke," said Sora laying her bare feet next to Daisuke.
Daisuke grinned as he grabbed Sora's feet and tickled it as well sending Sora into a laughing frenzy as well.
"That's right hahahahahaha tickle me to your hearts content hahahahahahaha," laughed Sora.
As Daisuke tickled both his teammates feet he thought, "I'm going to enjoy being on this team, though I wonder how Naruto is doing with his team."
Anko went to the Hokage tower and reported that team 9 passed the bell test with flying colors. Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma looked at her and asked what happened to her, she looked like shit, Did those kids really did that to her?
Anko smiled and said "Those brats gave me hell even when they weren't working together at first, but when they finally got together as a team I was completely overwhelmed."
The other jounin was shocked and thinking, "Could three wet behind the ears genin really take down the famed serpent mistress and a special jounin at that?"
Anko turned to them and said, "And just in case you're wondering, I lost on purpose, in other words I deliberately let them beat me by holding back."
"But why," asked Asuma.
"I wanted my own genin team to torture, I mean train," smiled Anko. "What did you really think I was going to let you three have all the fun, I got nothing else to do anyway?"
Later Anko went home battered and bruised. She immediately fell into her bed.
"I think I'm going to enjoy working with those brats," said Anko as she went to sleep.
And that's the end of the second chapter. Any questions, comments, shout outs, Review. Oh and before I forget to mention, the team has more flaws and weaknesses, that they have yet to discover for themselves, and they will learn the some of it the hard way about it, but I will reveal it all later in the story. I just didn't want to give away too much.