Chapter two: detailed relinquish of abhorrent happenings and tales
"man this fuckin sucks" squealed sasukemaru
"ur such an emo bitch" relpleyd narto
"jeez just listen to us we r fallin apart ffs" said zachskemaru
"wait shut up you dumb cunt" said narto, eyeing an open gate "we haf to go explor that"
"ok i yield." yielded sasukemaru
bak to srakurachan
"oh jeez oh jeez" sarkra whimpered "1011 wake up quick i need u i cant do anything"
1111 woeked up. "wow, u mean to say ur more useless den me? i alweys thot i was da useless 1"
"no, ur still pretty shitty" sarka replyed "but i do supose we have common ground"
"sarkura, I..." tenten was cut off
a mysterioso figure loomed in da shadow! :P
narto nd saske r going thru da gate
"o jeez this is creepy" they say in unison
they walked down the cordor. it was wicked dank, yo. da chain link fences were all sad and shit, and there was just nothing pretty at all.
"fuck, it's like a warzone here" said narto. he neeled on da ground next to a red mushy puddle
"LMFAO! Looks like somone had their period here, rofl" said narto
"it was probbably dat bitch tenten she was very bitch today" suggested skasaumaru
"that kind of turns me on" narto said
they continued toawrds tha source of da cryin
sarkura nd ten12 were in quite the pickel
"jesus cufcumbers pottato tenten" sarkra said " u haf got to throw da gun up to me"
"No" said tenten" they are... "
"they r wat?"
"they are elegal!"
"oh ok" said sarukra
tenten took the gun and stuck it in the wasteband of her thong. she used her super ninja power attack to jump out of da well and she took out her scroll of weapons
sarkuras scrotum tensed up
"nah just kkidding i have no idea lol" said tenten
the grabbed eachother and cuddled in fear for the montster was approching them
"ah fuck it" tenten took out the gun and shot the monster a gazillion times
"wow i'm out of ammo" said tenetne
"your such a dumbfuck nineeleven" said sarkra. "ok lets go check out wat tdat was"
they went over to da scary mass of flesh, having no idea what it was. they couldn't idtnentyf it because well after u shoot somethin a gzillon time, it is hard to figure tht out.
but it looked a lot like a griffen i guess
"tahnks! u saved me! :D" someone yelped out "nice to met u my name is katie, but u can call me das fuhrer"
narto nd sasukemaru contineud and da place was not gettin any nicer. blood and guts were littered everywhere eventualmente. saske nd narto were scared
narto "holy shit i think I'm going nuts bro". "me dos" said saskemarku
they walkd further until they came upon the source. it was a lady in a wheelchare with a bunch of babeis crawlin round her. she looked preggo.
"damnit i hate kids" said narto "i am going to active my poewers now"
"oh ok" said sasukemaru
the lady whistled "oh we don't mean any harm" but it was too late because narto had made shader clown no justsus and we lal know kids are terriefed of clowns. but that wasn't about to stop them, for they had their own secret bloodline technqieue END OF CHAPTER DOS