Oh my God! 3 reviews! That was a lot more than we expected! Congratulations to UR TOTALLY AWESOME for guessing one of the references. One was Totally Awesome and the other was find. Yeah, the last one was pretty lame but whatever. Here is the second chapter, we hope you guys enjoy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!

BOLD: Lizzie

Italics: Izzy

Bolded Italics: Both

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! (Make us!)

The next day I woke up in my bedroom (Thank god,It's a right pain in the ass when you wake up in a floating, pink with green polka dots bathtub). It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin (Coffin? Since when does Hogwarts have coffins?) and drank some blood from a bottle I had (Because everybody does that first thing in the morning). My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends (Keep this in mind guys, her coffin has PINK lace. That's very important). I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas (…I am speechless. That is MY PJs! How dare that bitch wear the same PJs I do! I'M the only one allowed to wear band shirts for PJs!). Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun (How can you put your hair in a "kind of" messy bun? It's either messy or it's not).

My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) (Poor, poor Raven) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes (I would be freaked out if someone flipped their hair, grinned at me and THEN opened her eyes). She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots Oh Izzy; we forgot to say this to Ebony! On the count of three, one, two, three…SLUT!). We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) (But aren't you pale already?)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly. (Did she actually say oh-em-ef-gee?)

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. (Vampires can't blush! They don't have blood)

"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted. (No need to be so rude, geez)

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily. (Didn't you just say you didn't like him? Make up your mind!)

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. (STOP USING OUR FAVORITE BANDS!)

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well... do you want to go with me?" he asked. (NO, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND! NOT YOURS, MINE!)

I gasped. (Worst. Ending.Ever!)

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