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2: yaoi Fiction Fun by: Julie - yaoifantasy pairing: Zell + Squall, along with other fake pairings dedicated to: Pogi12. Thanks for the awesome idea, my boy! I hope this is sorta how you wanted it. *hugs* disclaimer: If I actually owned FF8, I'd be working on remaking the game into yaoi form. Since I don't, I have to settle with writing the fan fiction stories that some of you read. One day, I'll remake the game. Yaoi FF8, yes! I have a dream today! And it will come true. important note: yaoiGoddess is not me. It's the embodiment of all great
yaoi authors that I've read. Other names in this fic (IE: darklion
and pink duck) are based off of actual writers around
fanfiction.net But none of the author names below are actual
pennames that I've found. |
Sweet passion.
His lips, like candy, were nearly too much. And the soft caresses of his hands moving down. Down towards the aching desire of Zell's crotch.
Squall's cold fingers gently pulled the zipper to the blonde's pants down, unbuttoning the jeans before moving his palms to Zell's hips. Carefully, slowly, Squall pushed the thick material from Zell's body.
The cool air soon blessed Zell's hot skin, sending a shiver up Zell's spine. But the cold was quickly washed from Zell's body as Squall's leather hand pushed into his box-
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"Squall?" Zell's voice startled Squall. Startled Squall to the point that the brunette lion nearly fell out of his chair.
Squall blushed immediately, looking in back of him. But Zell wasn't there. Yet the voice came again:
"Eh, Squall?"
"Yes," Squall replied, but his voice was too airy. Squall cleared his throat and tried again. "Yes, Zell?"
"I'm bored," Zell said, and Squall had now recognized that Zell was behind his dorm room door. "Selphie kicked me off the play project, so I ain't got anythin' ta do!"
Squall pushed up from his chair, his nerves back into their normal places, the awkwardness quickly washed away. He headed to the door to let Zell in. When he opened the door, the blonde's wrinkled-nose smile formed.
"Nice boxers," Zell said with a grin.
Squall looked down, realizing that he was only wearing his black boxers and his normal white t-shirt. Oh, that's right, Rinoa had dragged him out of bed to read that horrifying thing. That Sqinoa. Blah.
Squall looked back up, raising an eyebrow while giving Zell a bored expression.
"Whatcha doing?" Zell asked with a bounce.
Squall sneered.
"Aw, c'mon," Zell pouted. "I ain't got nobody else ta annoy! Please let me bug you!"
Squall sighed, stepping back to let Zell in. The moment Zell was in the room, the blonde turned towards the computer because he noticed it was on. That's when Squall remembered what he'd been reading.
Squall didn't panic. He simply closed the door then headed to the computer himself. Squall pushed past Zell, not looking hurried, reaching his office chair. Sitting down, Squall casually clicked the [Back] button, the main Fan Fiction listing coming up. Now Squall could pass this off as something Rinoa had annoyed him to do.
Zell lightly leaned down on the back of the chair, looking over Squall's shoulder.
"Fan Fictions," Zell said to himself. Then: "Hey! They're 'bout us!"
Zell turned his head to look down at Squall, who was now looking up.
"Rinoa gave me the URL," Squall said with a small shrug. "Wanted me to look at them."
"Oh," Zell said, pushing up from the chair. He stepped up next to Squall, leaning backwards to Squall's desk. "Anythin' interesting?"
"You could say that," Squall replied with a blank face.
"Really?" Zell said, standing straight. "Can I read them with you?"
"You wouldn't be interested," Squall replied, holding back an embarrassed smile. He wasn't so lucky with the blush, but at least it didn't make him too red.
"I don't have anythin' else ta do," Zell repeated the line that had got him into Squall's dorm room.
Squall sighed. Just because he would be reading fictions with Zell didn't mean he'd have to show Zell the yaoi ones. So Squall nodded towards the chairs at the table in the middle of his room.
"Get a chair," Squall said, moving his office chair to the side, giving up space for Zell.
A moment later Zell was positioned next to Squall, eyes locked on the screen.
"Which ones 'ave ya read?" Zell asked.
"Um-" Squall started.
"Romance!" Zell purred with a smirk.
Squall realized at the top of the page it said RL Balamb: Romance. He turned his eyes to Zell, only to be greeted with a wrinkled-nose smirk.
"Reading aboutcha and Rinny?" Zell said.
"Ew," Squall said before he could stop himself.
Zell raised his eyebrows, laughing lightly. "Guess not."
"I read... a few," Squall said. "They're..." Squall closed his eyes, cringing. "horrible."
"Oooh! Show me!" Zell said, smiling brightly.
Squall opened his eyes to frown at Zell. Zell's expression was bright, interest completely devoured.
"Fine," Squall said, moving his hand to the mouse.
'What's RL stand for?" Zell asked, watching Squall scroll over the page in attempt to find a fiction.
"Real Life," Squall recited, settling on a story - the selection was large but they were all one nightmare after another. He's just settled on a random nightmare.
"Oh, cool," Zell replied.
Squall sat back in his chair, turning to look at Zell. But Zell's eyes were already glued on the computer screen, completely focused in reading.
Squall sighed, turning to read the fiction himself.
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A Lion's Angel
by Grievers_Gril
She was his angel. With her fairy white feathers and black hair. The deep eyes that burned into Squall's soul. Those eyes that made Squall talk. Broke Squall down to be hers.
"How are you?" Rinoa asked Squall, him holding her in his arms. They were laying in bed together, close, wrapped together after a night - their first night together - of sex.
"Happy." Squall replied with a smile. "You've made me so happy, and there isn't anythin else that would make me happier."
Rinoa pushed her lips to Squall's.
"Glad you've opened up to me," Rinoa replied, watching Squall intently - lovingly. She did love him. She couldn't imagine anyone more important to her then the man who'd saved the world. The man who saved her life countless times. And she made him open up to the world around.
He owed her.
"Make love to me!" Rinoa said, wrapping her arms over Squall's shoulders then pulling him down on top of her. "Take me!"
"Of course, my most beautiful beauty," Squall replied, pushing into her.
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"Hold up!" Zell yelled, sitting back.
Squall looked over to Zell.
Zell was sneering at Squall. "What is wrong wit you?!"
Squall sat straight, frowning. "That's not me," he said defensively.
"Please tell me ya ain't readin' that," Zell said, still sneering. "Not of your own freewill."
Squall shook his head. "I started one because Rinoa wanted me too. Then I started a few others to see if they're all that bad."
Squall glanced to the computer screen before returning his gaze to Zell. "The sad thing is... this," he nodded with his head to the monitor. "is one of the better ones."
"Ew, gross," Zell said as he shook his head. "Get rid of it!"
Squall held in a smile as he moved his hand to the mouse, then back-clicked to the main romance section.
"So, that's what you're doin' in your room?!" Zell said, still completely disgusted. "Reading about you and Rinoa?"
"No, I try to stay away from Sqinoas," Squall replied.
"...Sqin-oas?" Zell repeated.
Squall shrugged. "It's the fan fiction term for the pairing."
"What other romantic pairings are there that you'd read 'bout?" Zell asked, expression slightly worried but for the most part blank.
"There are some about you and Quistis," Squall replied. He hadn't read any, but he'd seen the summary of a few of them.
"Seriously?" Zell asked, shocked.
Squall nodded. "Some with you and Rinoa, even."
Zell paused, his face looking green. "Ew sick..."
"Spend most of your time just laughing at them," Squall said softly, attempting to cover up that he hadn't read any of those stories.
Zell looked unconvinced.
Squall used his right hand to motion towards the computer screen. "Pick something to read."
Zell paused a moment to continue looking at Squall. Zell then reached over, in front of Squall, and put his hand on the mouse. Scrolling the screen, Zell tried to find something that might be at least a little more interesting then that A Lion's Angel. His eyes settled on:
Choose Me!, by Zell's Girlfriend
summary: Zell is dating Peggy (library girl). But
Quistis confesses her love to Zell. Who will Zell choose?
warning: angst, suicide
rated: R
reviews: 103
Zell clicked on the title then sat back to read. Five minutes later Zell was clicking the back button, wondering if he'd be able to sleep tonight.
"She that obsessed with me?" Zell asked, looking over to Squall. Zell then noticed the look on Squall's face.
Squall blinked away the story, turning to Zell. "Um? I hope not?" Squall managed to reply.
"That was a lot of blood," Zell said, eyes glazing over.
Squall just nodded.
"Poor Peggy, killed herself over me," Zell mumbled.
"At least you had Quistis?" Squall said softly, watching Zell's expression.
Zell sneered, still in his glazed over state. He shook his head to snap out of the memories the fiction had blessed him with. Glancing to Squall, Zell allowed his sneer to grow.
"Ew! Could you picture it!" Zell said, disgusted. "Me and Quissy? Yuck!"
"Better then me and Rinoa," Squall replied. "And at least Zell's Girlfriend can write!"
"Yeah, so well I'm gonna have nightmares over Peggy's bloody dead body banging on my dorm door tonight!" Zell replied, eyes wide.
"Want to try a different author with the pairing of you and Quis?" Squall asked.
"Um no!" Zell replied, raising his eyebrows to emphasize his apprehension. "Let's read something else. I'm grossed out enough."
"What then?" Squall asked.
"I donno, we can just scan through the list," Zell said. He reached across Squall's chest again, moving to grab the mouse. Scrolling down the screen their eyes read over some of the stories.
Squall stopped Zell's hand, smiling brightly (brightly) at one of the fictions. He glanced to Zell, who was giving him a blank look. Squall pointed to the screen.
The Blackness, by Pink Duck
summary: Seifer is completely depressed, finding life back at
the garden difficult. Can Zell help him?
warning: yaoi, angst
rated: NC-17
reviews: 22356
"So?" Zell asked with a frown.
"It's yaoi, Zell," Squall replied, trying to control the smile.
"What's that mean?" Zell asked, but the expression on Zell's face signaled that he at least had an idea - from the way Squall was acting.
"Homosexual relationships," Squall answered, still attempting to control the smile.
Zell was silent. He blinked, eyeing Squall for a moment then turning to the computer monitor. He studied the words before turning back to Squall once more. Zell swallowed.
"Does that mean what I think it means?" Zell asked.
"You and Seifer, little one," Squall replied, half smiling.
"That's jus gross," Zell said, dead serious. Squall laughed softly, but Zell didn't even crack a smile looking at Squall. "No, no," Zell insisted. "That's nasty! Who'd write something like that!"
"Pink Duck?!" Squall said, laughing a little more.
"Pink Duck?!" Zell repeated the name, still serious. "What kinda demented name is that?!"
Squall couldn't look at Zell. He turned away, covering his eyes with his left hand as he continued to softly laugh.
"Man, your laughing, but it ain't funny," Zell continued. "This person is sick! Me and Seifer! Ew, that bastard! He's the one that got me kicked off of the play project today!"
Squall put his hand to his mouth, looking back to Zell. Zell glared.
Squall dropped his hand. "We should read the fic."
"Oh - my - god!" Zell said plainly.
"You don't want to?" Squall asked, his eyes sparkling at Zell.
Zell thought for a second, then noticing the smile on Squall's face. "No!" Zell quickly said.
"You sure?" Squall pursued. "Not at all?" Squall smirked.
"You know!" Zell started, glaring still. "you're supposed to be saying Whatever and letting me laugh at the Sqinoas!"
Squall continued his small smirk.
"It's rated NC-17," Zell protested. "Probably got me an' Seifer humpin... oh my god... I jus said those words in a sentence..." Zell grimaced.
"And in great humping detail," Squall said with a nod.
Zell frowned at Squall.
"No even curious?" Squall asked plainly.
Zell bit into his lower lip. "Okay," he finally said. "Let's... read Duck's work."
"Pink Duck," Squall correcting, moving his hand to the mouse and clicking the title hyperlink.
"Yeah, yeah," Zell muttered. "So... yaoi means gay sex?"
"It's an acronym for the Japanese phrase Yama nashi, imi nashi, ochi nashi," Squall said as the story-page loaded. He turned to Zell. "Which means Without climax, without meaning, without... " Squall noticed the weird look Zell was giving him. "resolution. What?"
"You know that why?" Zell asked.
"I looked up Fan Fiction terminology earlier," Squall said, attempting to look casual about it. His eyes turned to the computer screen.
"You read yaoi before?" Zell asked, keeping Squall from the story.
"A... few," Squall answered, trying to start the story.
"Wow!" Zell said, surprised. "They weird?"
Squall turned his attention from the computer screen. "Not really. Interesting would be the word I'd use."
Zell sneered a curious expression. "Interesting, huh?"
"Yes," Squall answered quickly, looking back to the monitor.
Zell turned his attention to the screen himself, starting the fiction by Pink Duck.
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THE BLACKNESS
BY PINK DUCK
Seifer POV...
I've been in love with him for as long as I can remember. My tauntin was because I couldn't get his attention any other way. He was to perfect, and I unable to show him how much I wanted him. I'm not worthy of him. Not worthy of those blue eyes looking at me, of his smile. All I can get is anger from him. But I'll take what I can get. So I push him to the point where he explodes, and laugh. Laugh to hide the fact than I'm completely turned on, walking around with a hard on most of the time I'm around him. And he just looks so cute when he's all mad, pouting and glaring. Everything about him, I only want more. I don't know why I started to love him like I do. But its true love and-
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"This sucks," Zell said with a sneer. "Seifer fucks with me because he wants to fuck me?" Zell turned to look at Squall.
Squall shrugged. "Skim down?"
"Yeah," Zell said, sighing slightly.
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Fujin was right. I had nothing left to lose, because I didn't have anything left. If I tried to get Zell to like me, if I was nice to him, he'd realize I love him. I've always loved him. So all I have to go is start showing him how much he means to me. Because we never really got along, but he's just so damned cute. So I feel in love with him-
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Zell grabbed the mouse from Squall and scrolled down further. "Kay, there's gotta be something interesting somewhere! It's me and Seifer getting in on! C'mon dumbass writer!"
Squall smiled at Zell, but the blonde didn't notice. Squall turned his gaze from watching Zell's intent expression, to the monitor.
"Oh wait up!" Zell said, releasing the mouse. "Look at this... Seifer getting beat up."
Squall turned to the computer screen, but Zell was reading out-loud.
"The fist hits me in the stomach and I fall. Watery mud splatters up - Kay now! It's sunny and all of a sudden there's mud?" Zell looked to Squall with an unimpressed sneer before turning back to read. "I'm unable to defend myself. My only thoughts are on Zell and how he could betray me like this."
Zell paused, sitting back in the chair. Then he read: "Tears in my eyes, mud over my clothes, bruises and cuts everywhere. I am defeated. Attempting to look at my attacker I see," Zell paused again, this time to snort-laugh. "Squall standing over me. "Stay away from him!" Squall yells at me. I begin to sob."
Zell couldn't continue. Not that there wasn't more of the story to read, but Zell couldn't stop laughing. His eyes were clenched shut, body jolting in laughter.
Squall turned to watch Zell, smiling to himself. As if perfectly on cue, Zell's squirming laughter caused him to tumble out of his chair and onto the floor. Squall laughed loudly then quickly clasped his hands over his mouth.
"Ow!" Zell said in a pout.
Squall stood and looked over the chair where only Zell's foot now sat; seeing the blonde sprawled on the ground. Zell was holding the back of his head with his right hand.
Zell met Squall's gaze, watching in silence for a few seconds until he started to laugh again. "Seifer got his ass kicked!" Zell said with a laugh, attempting to get up.
Squall walked around the chair to help Zell up.
Once standing, Zell put his hand on Squall's shoulder. "Thanks."
Squall shrugged.
"No, for beating up Seifer," Zell explained.
Squall smiled, shaking his head.
"Really! And beat me up too," Zell continued, taking his hand back. "Slap some sense into my dumb ass!"
Squall walked back to his chair and sat down again.
Zell took his chair, snickering a few times at the computer monitor.
Squall sighed, putting his hand on the mouse to scroll down the page. A few lines after Seifer got his ass kicked, Zell was there comforting Seifer. Squall stopped scrolling there to read again.
Zell looked at Squall, laughing softly - still amused by Seifer getting beat up - before he turned to read as well. But he couldn't mange that much, getting disgusted by the story.
"Please," Zell said softly, turning to look at Squall. "No more, huh?"
Squall turned and smiled a small grin at Zell. "You don't want to see Seifer and you have sex?"
Zell wrinkled his nose. "Honestly, yeah," Zell admitted. "But not this..." Zell glanced to the computer screen, then back to Squall. "It's horrible."
"You were just laughing," Squall commented.
"Seifer got his ass kicked, of course I laughed," Zell said with a grin. "But damn, baby," Zell continued. "The rest of this is... dumb."
"Alright," Squall said, back-clicking out of the fic.
The main RL Balamb: Romance page came up. Squall scrolled down the page, looking for other Zell/Seifer yaoi fics.
"You've been reading fics all morning, huh?" Zell asked Squall.
"Yeah," Squall replied, not really thinking. His eyes were locked on the monitor, searching out a better writer for the yaoi pair.
"Let's read somethin' ya thought was good," Zell suggested.
Squall blinked, slowly turning to Zell.
Zell small frowned. "You've been readin' all morning and ain't found nothing good?"
A knock on the door interrupted them. Zell turned his frown to the door, where the expression turned into a glare.
"Who is it?!" Zell snapped.
"Tell Squall to stop blowing you," Seifer's voice growled back. "Selphie wants him down at the Quad."
Squall pushed up from the chair and headed across the room. Zell bounced up and followed.
Opening the door, Squall was greeted with Seifer's leering grin. Seifer reached forward to Squall's chin, cupping Squall's face and running his thumb over Squall's lips.
Squall pulled back, listening to Seifer say "Didn't spill a drop of cum."
"Ew, you sicko!" Zell snapped.
Seifer snickered at Zell then turned his attention back to Squall. "C'mon, lover. Selphie wants you down at the Quad."
"Why?" Zell asked for Squall.
Seifer sighed, looking at Zell. "Listen, Chicken Wuss, why don't you just jack off until Squall comes back? He'll be back soon enough to fuck out whatever brains you have left."
"Hey!" Zell snapped. He shoved Seifer. "Go away!"
Seifer stepped back, pretending to be shocked and hurt. "Damn you!" Seifer snapped, looking as though he was about to cry. "Cheating on me with Squall, and now abusing me physically! Why do I put up with you?"
"Seifer," Squall grumbled.
The cry-expression vanished from Seifer's face as he looked at Squall. "Oh, yeah. I'm here for a reason."
Zell snickered.
Seifer turned to Zell, glaring momentarily. Squall stepping out of the room pulled Seifer from Zell. Seifer grabbed Squall's arm, raising an eyebrow. Squall looked at Seifer blankly.
"You going like that?" Seifer asked, taking his hand back.
Squall looked down, seeing he was only in his boxers and t-shirt. He's forgotten again. Sighing, Squall looked back into his room. He didn't feel like getting dressed. Turning to Seifer, Squall sneered.
Seifer laughed, shrugging his trench coat off. He handed it to Squall, which Squall took slowly.
Zell started to step out of the dorm room, but Seifer's hand on his chest stopped him. "Selphie said to make sure you didn't come back."
Zell's mouth opened, shocked.
Seifer shoved Zell back into the room then reached forward to the door and slammed it shut. Zell stumbled backwards then caught his balance. He sneered, glaring angrily at the closed door.
"Fucking dickhead," Zell muttered, allowing himself to glare a while longer before sighing at the stupidity of his glare.
He turned slowly, looking around Squall's room. Huh, he was in Squall's room - alone. Certainly a first. Zell smirked at that, eyeing the room. But before his mind got set on snooping through Squall's belongings, Zell's attention focused onto the computer.
Temptation easily won over and Zell headed over to the desk. He took Squall's office chair, putting his hand to the mouse. He scrolled down the screen, looking for another yaoi Seifer/Zell fic.
Zell wasn't attracted to Seifer. Sure, the guy was hot, but Zell couldn't see anything into why he'd date the guy. Of course, the tattooed blonde was right now thinking over the little confrontation he'd just had with Seifer. The yaoi fic had stated that Seifer acted like that because he secretly loved Zell.
Zell snorted at the though. Too stupid. Seifer was just a bully and liked to tease Zell to watch the blonde blow up. And not for any sexual motive, Zell thought as he tried to reason how why Seifer wasn't attracted to him.
Of course a few minutes after staring in a glazed over state at the monitor, Zell was desperately trying to find a reason Seifer wasn't interested.
"Oh fuck," Zell said to himself, blinking out of his trance state. "What if he is?"
Zell's eyes fell to the keyboard, looking blankly at the keys.
"Ew, that's... gross," Zell said softly. Though he actually liked it more then he was verbally willing to admit.
Moments later, Zell's mind was trying to reason to him why he didn't go on a date with Seifer - if Seifer asked.
Sitting tall, Zell realized what he was thinking about . "Ew! Fuck!" Zell yelled in the privacy of Squall's dorm room. "Urgh!"
Zell turned his attention back to the monitor, glaring at the fan fictions.
"You assholes!" Zell snapped at the words. "Look at whatcha made me think! Ew, ew, ew! You perver-"
Zell stopped talking, his mind turning from worrying about Seifer to the yaoi fiction on Squall and Irvine.
"Aw, hell naw," Zell muttered to himself, grabbing the mouse and clicking into the story.