T'Slash: Yeah I should be working on Tarsus but with all the pressure from Tarsus and school so I decided to work on my anti-stress story.

This story didn't get as much attention as I had hoped but that's okay I am doing this for fun.

I would like to thank everyone who reviewed and asked me to continue, this next part/chapter/song is for all of you. If it wasn't for you, honestly, I wouldn't be updating this.

Disclaimer: Do not own Star Trek just the first 6 movies, Star Trek 2009 and The Return by William Shatner.

Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to all the reviewers and Terry.

Terry butchered/fixed this song so it's thanks to him this song is here. I hope you enjoy this chapter.

Songs of a Drunk Captain

Chapter 2: Just Can't Wait to Be Captain

Jim smiled drunkenly at the crew, laughing when Chekov and Sulu got up on stage and sung a Russian song, drowning another purple drink. Scotty and Bones smirked, keeping a careful eye on Jim, waiting for him to run back up on stage.

"Ar ya sure that ya gave the Cap'n enuf?" Scotty asked, keeping a careful eye on the Captain as he grabbed another drink.

"Yes I'm sure," McCoy hissed, glancing at Jim. "It just takes a while to start up."

"If ye ar sure," Scotty whispered, smiling brightly, laughing as Sulu and Chekov's song came to an end.

Jim laughed, drowning three more drinks. "Comon Bonz! Itz our turn," Jim said excitedly, grabbing Bones arm, pulling him towards the now empty stage. Bones eyes widen, struggling to escape Jim's surprising strong grip.

"No! No Jim! Let me go damnit!" McCoy yelled, turning to face Scotty. "Scotty, get this idiot off me!" McCoy pleaded as Jim pulled him towards the steps. Scotty laughed as he pushed them onto the stage.

"Ye wuldn't want ta disappoint the crew, wuld ya Leonard?" Scotty laughed, turning on McCoy's camera and pointing it at the duo. A chorus of cheers went through the crowd, Chapel cheering the loudest at the sight of her boss on the stage.

"Go Captain," someone yelled, which was quickly second.

"Thnk ya all. Bonz here an mi r goin ta sing a favori song of mine. Itz called I Just Can't Wait ta B Cap'n," Jim slurred into the mic, the crowd erupting into laughter.

"Now wait a goddamn minute! I didn't say I would sing!" McCoy yelled, glaring at Jim.

"Come on Doctor! Don't be a chicken," someone yelled, the crowd backing them up.

"C Bonz! Ya hasta now," Jim said, passing McCoy another mic. McCoy grumbled as he took it, muttering about hypos and where he was going to stab Jim when this was all over. Jim smiled brightly before putting the microphone up to his face.

I'm gonna be a mighty Captain, so enemies beware!

Jim started out, dancing around Bones much to the crew's amusement.

I've never seen a Captain of Starfleet

With quite so little height

Bones sung, smirking as he patted Jim's head. The crew roared with laughter, watching the Captain and the Chief Medical Officer go at each other.

I'm gonna be the main event

Like no Captain was before

I'm brushing up on looking down

I'm workin on my speech!

Jim bellowed, spinning in circles around McCoy, jumping at random intervals.

Thus far a rather uninspiring thing.


 McCoy said, looking bored as the Captain continued to dance around, seemingly random.

Jim smiled, his eyes scanning the crowed before locking on Spock. His smiled flattering, seeing Uhura pressed against his side a gentle blush on her face.

Oh, I just can't wait to be Captain!

Jim continued singing, unaware of the audience once again. In his head Bones turned into a giant hypo while Spock was smiling gently at him as they danced around each other, their eyes locked together. Love shinning brightly in their eyes.

No one saying do this Now when I said that—

No one saying be there What I meant was—

No one saying stop that What you don't realize—

No one saying see here Now See Here!

Free to fly around all day That's definitely out—

Bones and Jim sung together, Bones trying to reach Jim, glaring at the elusive Captain. Jim laughed as he continued dancing away from Bones, laughing at Bones expression.

This has ta be the funniest one yet! Scotty thought, laughing with the crowd at their antics, the video deceive held safely in his hands.

That kid, Pike thought, shaking his head as he smiled up at the young Captain, watching the crew's reaction around him. At least everyone's having fun.

Free to do it all my way!

Jim smiled, as he carefully avoided the hypo, laughing when Spock took his hand and they flew aboard the Enterprise, leaving Bones the hypo far behind.

Damn-it Jim! I think it's time that you and I

Arranged a heart-to-hypo!

Bones growled, taking out a used Hypo and pretending to stab Jim with it, much to the crew's amusement.

Captains don't need advice

From angry Doctors for a start

Jim laughed, dancing around the Bones the hypo staying just out of its reach. Spock's warm presence directly behind him, keeping his safe.

If this is where the Enterprise is headed

Count me out

Out of service, out of space

I wouldn't hang about

This child is getting wildly out of wing

Bones grumbled, glaring at the Captain, the look ruined by the happy smile on his face. Uhura laughed, leaning into Spock's side, her eyes bright with happiness.

Oh, I just can't wait to be Captian!

Everybody look left

Everybody look right

Everywhere you look I'm--

Standing in the Spotlight!

Jim jumped in the air, surprisingly graceful for how drunk and drugged he was before landing on his knees, arms spread out, his face smiling brightly as if he really where standing in the spotlight.

Not yet!

Bones growled, grabbing Jim, dragging him to his feet.

Let every lifeform go for broke and sing

Let's hear it in the Space and on the bridge

It's going to be Captain Kirk's finest fling!

Jim smiled, dancing around the bridge, the bridge crew smiling brightly as strange lifeforms surrendered to their Captain. Jim glanced out of the viewscreen at the Stars before leaning back into that soft warm embrace.

Oh, I just can't wait to be Captain!

Oh, he just can't wait be Captain!

Oh, I just can't wait…

Just can't wait

TO BE CAPTAIN!!

Jim finished a bright smile on his face as he panted, worn out from all the dancing. The crowed enthusiastically cheering at Bones and Jim bowed. Bones scowled, smiling on the inside.

That wasn't as bad as I thought, Bones thought, dragging Jim off the stage towards Scotty.

"Thet waz beautiful Cap'n, Leonard," Scotty said, handing Bones his camera back after he deposited Jim in a chair.

"It wasn't as bad as I thought," Bones admitted, smiling at the crew as he watched Jim grab a lime green drink.

"C Bonz Ah told ya et wuln b bad," Jim slurred, his eyes locked on the mic. "I mite haveta go up again!"

"Whatever you say, Jimmy. Whatever you say," Bones said, smirking at Scotty. This is going to be one night we will never forget, they both thought, keeping a careful eye on Jim, waiting for Jim to jump back onstage.

T'Slash: There ends part 2! I hope you all enjoyed it; it really helped me get unstressed. I have two midterms coming up so don't expect Tarsus anytime soon, I will work on it but tests are more important to me right now.

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter I had a blast writing it! Please Remember to Review I have the next song picked out I just got to butcher it.