A?n This da second chappy, I hop u lik it!11 Thanks to Darrel for da ediding! Ur da best.
Yes, thank you Darrel. I think. Who knows, it could have been worse without his help. *shudder*
Chapter 2: Harre Putter
Who? Does he play golf?
Dumdumfore tuk mi 2 Englend. It waz relly cull. I saw a olot ov peple there. Wen one of those stinky Nurthurnurs cam up, I killed thm.
What. You don't just- argh. You are in England! What Northerners? Scots?
Hey, it's not like this was making any sense anyways... But why would Dumbledore just sit there while this girl just...murders everyone?
Because it isn't Dumbledore. It's Dumdumfore.
NOrthernurs ar so stupid. Den Dumumdor tok me to ribet Driv.
Ribet Driv. Home of the bad-spelling frogs.
We knoked up the door.
Rude. And biologically impossible.
A fat gay boy ansered the dur.
The dur returns!
/hoo r u" he aksed.
"don talk to me GAYY."
"Dadddyy, he said, running away and crying.
What is up with people narrating their lives here?
If that is Dudley, it's more likely he would have punched Jo in the face... Which would have been just fine.
Then a 11 yeer old boy cam up. "Who r u.' he asked
:Im prufesxsr dumfumdoor, and dis iz y=r
Prufesxsr Dumfumdoor! What are you doing here?
No. No algebra. I don't care that y=r.
sister."
"I;m jo bell,' I told him;
"im… … … … … … … … … … … … … …. … … … … … … … … … …
Terrible suspense is terrible.
Harre POTTER!
He is really excited about his last name.
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