Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach…no matter how much I want to…(I'm sorry that I forgot to do a disclaimer last time…)
Thank you, bobbyneko and Nadare-chan who reviewed. Well, I have decided to set this fic before the SS arc, and then into it as well…is that a good idea? Anyway, let's get started then…
Yachiru was bored. Baldy (Madarame Ikkaku ) had run off to hide in the 12th division from her, and Yachiru didn't want to see creepy robot guy (Kurotshuchi Mayuri). Besides, Baldy obviously hadn't just run away to get away from her, he probably wanted to see creepy robot guy's daughter as well. (Nemu)
Yachiru sighed, you owe me Baldy, she thought to herself, since I'm giving you time off for right now to visit your girlfriend. Hope you don't get made into an experiment over there, or else I won't have anything to chew on.
However, Yachiru had a great idea at that moment.
"KEEEEEEENNNNN-CHAAAAAANNNN!"
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Kotetsu Isane, vice captain of the 4th division, wasn't having the best day. To begin with, there was a ton of paperwork to do, she had night shift at the sick bay for a month, and she kept having dreams about Kama Bokoi (fish cake).
And to top it all off, the scary, scary, scary, captain of the 11th division, (and his vice-captain, but she wasn't scary) was here.
Okay, she told herself, you're a vice-captain, you can do this! …I want Kiyone or Unohana-taichou…
She bravely took a step towards him, "Ano…"
"Hello!" Yachiru's pink head popped up right behind Zaraki-taichou's shoulder, "I'm bored, so I decided to come here!"
"She wants to play nurse," said Zaraki-taichou flatly.
Isane blinked a few times, "….I'll have to go and ask Unohana-taichou…"
"Oh, braid lady?" asked Yachiru, cocking her head, "Okay, go ahead!"
Isane turned around, and it was all she could do from running away from the pair.
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Unohana had just finished healing the last critically wounded patient, and had started to fix some tea, when her vice-captain burst in.
"UNOHANA-TAICHOU!"
She calmly placed the lid on the kettle, and asked, "Yes?"
"The…vice-captain…" Isane managed to pant out, "of the 11th division…"
"Kusajika-fukutaichou?"
"Yes…wants to play…nurse."
Unohana added a few more tea leaves to the pot. "Nurse? In that case, why don't we give her a practice patient to work on?"
Isane blinked, again. "Practice patients?"
"Quite, just get oh….someone that we won't have to tie down."
Isane shivered slightly, on the other hand, she thought, Unohana-taichou is scary too! In a different way than Zaraki-taichou, but still! There's going to be no one who won't do it if I say that Unohana-taichou wants it…
"…Hai Unohana-taichou."
"Oh, and tell Kusajika-fukutaichou that she isn't allowed to use anything sharp on her 'patient'."
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In the end, it was poor Yamada Hanatarou who was picked for the job. Yachiru was happily ramming a thermometer into his mouth, and announcing that he was "veeeeeeeeeerrry sick."
Kenpachi started to wonder around, bored. After he had calmed Yachiru down after she had heard that she wasn't allowed to use anything sharp, ("WHHHHAAAATTT! NOT FAIR!") it was complete boredom on his part.
Meanwhile Hanatarou wondered if any of the medicines Kusajika-fukutaichou was giving him would kill him.
Kenpachi wondered around the whole 4th division, until he saw some tea set on a table. Oddly enough, Kenpachi liked tea, sort of. Besides, he was thirsty.
He sat down, and was about to pour himself some tea, when a familiar voice said, "Ah, Zaraki-taichou…I didn't know you liked tea."
He spun around, and saw that Unohana was standing at the doorway.
"What do you want!"
"Well," she said, walking into the room, "since this is my office and my tea, I should be asking you the same question, if your intent wasn't so obvious."
He glared at her, not forgetting the humiliating checkup, but she simply smiled, sat down, and picked up the tea pot.
"Would you like some?" she asked, after pouring herself a cup.
He glared some more, but since he was thirsty, he went ahead and muttered, "….yeah."
Sipping her tea, Unohana asked, "Was the decision of Kusajika-fukutaichou to come here completely random?"
"Everything Yachiru does is pretty random. Besides, Ikkaku ran off today."
"Ikkaku…? Oh, I saw him hiding in the bushes in the 12th division."
"Yeah, he's always hiding there, looking for that vice-captain."
"Nemu-fukutaichou?" she smiled, "That's nice…"
"It's damn annoying sometimes," muttered Kenpachi, " he could just go on a freakin' date with her, but no, he just hangs around the 12th division acting like a like a fucking lost puppy."
"Well," Unohana mused, "there is Kurotsuchi-taichou to worry about if he decides to court her…"
"The annoying robot freak? Yeah, probably."
"Hm," said Unohana, putting her cup down, "did you hear some screaming?"
"Huh? What—"
There came a dull thump, and Yachiru's annoyed voice saying, "See, he was sick! He just passed out…"
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After moving Hanatarou to the sick-bay (Yachiru had been much too enthusiastic when checking his pulse, she nearly strangled him) Unohana turned and said to Yachiru, with a straight face, "You'd make a pretty good nurse, Kusajika-fukutaichou."
Yachiru beamed, "Thank you braid lady! Oh and call me Yachiru."
"Alright Yachiru, will we be expecting you back anytime soon?"
"Maybe!" Yachiru said, climbing onto Kenpachi's shoulder, "Bye-bye!"
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"Wasn't that fun, Ken-chan?" Yachiru asked, while they were walking back.
"…it was good tea."
"Ken-chan had tea?"
"The lady made it."
"See, I told you that you and her would get along!"
"It's tea."
"Tea's a start!"
"Since when did you turn into a freakin matchmaker!"
"What's a matchmaker Ken-chan?"
Kenpachi groaned. When Yachiru got a hold of a question, she would never stop bugging you about it.
"It's a…person."
"What type of person?"
"A person that tries to um…get people to be friends with each other. Yeah. That's it."
"So…" Yachiru said, tilting her head, "I'm a matchmaker?"
"Don't be one."
"Why not Ken-chan? It sounds like fun!"
Kenpachi began wondering what had caused him to even mention matchmaking. This could get very awkward…
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Well, I managed to update…I'm sorry for any OOCness, please review, and please give me ideas for what Yachiru should nickname some people. (Yumichika for starters…)