Like always.

Does Gaara and Deidara walk around naked half the time?
Does Sakura die?
Is just about everyone gay?
If the answer no to any of these then I sadly don't own Naruto!

Oh and Thanks to Shelby, Tasha, and Akasuna no Akane. You all get Tacos or Skittles, Your pick!

OKay thats it -KAM 9-12-08

The group that guy had talked of had come to see the fresh meat.

I stood my ground waiting for them to make their move. One member came forward. He had orange hair and peircings on his face. He (like everyone else in the group) wore all black and red. Appently this was the Leader, Pein.

"So... you must be Kyra. Our little Deidara has talked about you. He said you would stand out. And well...Never thought how much."

'Um... I wearing Hot pink and black, I have red hair, and purples eyes. Of course I'm gonna stand out. Not to mention the fishnet gloves and bandanna...Dumbass."

"So, are you here to look at my pretty face or do you got something to do with me?"

I saw him smile. Guess he didn't know I just insulted him. He walked over to me and turned at my side. I felt his arm around my shoulders. It felty weird since he was like a foot taller then me.

"Well here's the deal." He said still smiling. "We are going to give you a bit of a test to see if you can someday join us."

"And what if I don't wanna join?"

"Then you get to be in freshman day like everyone else." He saw me frowning to myself and laughed. "Guess you want in now huh? Well if you pass then you're in."

"And if I fail?" I asked suprisingly calm.

"Then you get to be normal or like your fanclub."

"...Fanclub?" As if on cue, two girls appeared form behind the gang. Both emo and both hyper. One holding a panda and one holding a bear. (Don't worry pplz they are stuffed animals)

"US!" They said in perfect unison. Pein looked down upon me as I looked up at him.

"So what do I gotta do?"

"Its easy. You gotta be friends with everyone in the group." I saw him looked up into the group staring at someone in the back, that I was unable to see." Seems you already started with Deidara. So next you get to be friends with puppet boy. Have fun with that..."

I saw one member in the front of the gang nod his head and walk over to were Pein once stood. When he moved? Don't ask me I don't really know... The gang departed leaving me alone with Sasori.

'Basterds...'

Sasori finally spoke. His voice weirdly calmed me.

"So you are friend with that little brat."

"Guess so...So I hear he likes blowing shit up."

"Yep...He calls it art,un."

"How could it be art? Yes it is beautiful, but also fleeting. Art is ever lasting and pure."

I saw him smile. I guess I did something right.

"You got my vote, Kyra."

"Sweet, So what you wanna do?"

"Well, Most of the group should be on the roof...Wanna go?"

"Sure." We walk up to roof. We talked about art a lot. I had the same veiws on art as he did. He keep calling my brat though...Don't know why...We finally got up there in a matter of 15 minutes. We opened the door to see 4 Akatsuki there with the fanclub.

"Go the fuck away Sasori! No one wants to fucking talk to you!"

"I'm not here to talk to you." I started to get mad when they started yelling at each other. I finally lost it when Hidan mentioned me.

"And why would you bring this little bitch up here?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT HIDAN!" I screamed as loud as I could at him. " FUCK YOU OKAY?! I CAME UP HERE TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU, DICKHEAD! SO DON'T START WITH ME YOU PIG-FUCKER OR I WILL PERSONALY STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS SO FUCKING FAR YOU WILL FUCKING TASTE IT! THEN I PUSH YOU OFF THE FUCKING SCHOOL! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU DONKEY-RAPEING SHIT-EATER!"

Everyone got quiet. Suddenly a voice laughed out. I turned to my side to see a guy with long black hair laughing, along with the girl next to him. He stopped after a while and claped.

"I haven't heard that much swearing since Oro tried to oral Hidan. Nice one sweetie." The girl next to him got mad. I blushed.

'...Did he just call me sw-...oh shit...'

I sat down beside a vent and two others. Trying to hide my blush, I stayed far away from that guy. Judging by what Shelby had told me it was Itachi. Too bad for me I didn't judge the guy I was sitting next to. Opps.

"Hi, I'm Tobi. This is Laura. We are good people."

"...Okay...Tobi...Ummm... What do I have to do to make you my friend Tobi?"

"You have to give Tobi a hug!"

"You kidding me right?"

"Nope, Tobi no kidding. Tobi is good boy."

"...Right...I'll give you one later." Through his mask I knew he was smiling. Why he wore? I don't know. Why Shelby didn't tell me he wore a mask? I don't know that either.

I heard the bell ring. Everyone got up, but me. Itachi came over to me with another guy.

'Guessing thats Kisame.'

"Now we know we don't know you well, but we are voting for you to join. Isn't that right, Kisame?"

"Yeah...sure..." I smiled in the corner of my mouth. I watched as the both walked out, along with everyone else. Once more I was alone...Til someone opened the door. I was facing away from it behind a vent. I turned to see the intruder.

Yayz I loves cliffs. Now see you next time. And like always If you reveiw you get a present. Byez.
-KAM 9-12-08