A Lethal Game of Truth or Dare

by ChocoCatXX

When Mira decides to expose Fairy Tail to truth or dare at Lisanna's birthday party, well, you can guess what happens…Confessions, fights, the flooding of the entire guild, strawberry cake, the wrath of Erza, and the permanent scarring of Wendy's innocent eyes of course! Set after Grand Magic Games! Warning: Hyper Happy, randomness, dodgy logic, and FISH! Might not follow storyline

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2-Fish is the food of love

Happy smirked. (Do cats smirk?) "Nyahahaha…definitely Juvia and Gray. Juvia is nice and gives me fish. Everybody knows Gray liiiiikes her but he is too chicken to confess. Hmm…chickens taste nice but fish is better. Gray should give Juvia more fish."

"Umm…that was a random answer, but seems legit!" Cana laughed, looking at Juvia, who was blushing, Gray, who was trying to kill Happy and wondering if the stupid cat had overheard his conversation with Erza, and Lyon, who looked…jealous.

"You…stupid…cat! It's not like that!" Gray yelled.

Happy sighed, "You sound like Lucy now. Except Lucy is prettier and nicer."

Lucy grinned, "Thank you Happy. Also I'm not a stripper."

"Okay! Let's move on. Gajeel-san, truth or dare?" Lisanna asked.

"Dare," Gajeel replied. He didn't really seem into it. He was too busy watching the Gray Chasing Happy show.

"I dare you to…feed Levy fish!" Lisanna shouted, handing Gajeel a plate of fish and chips (where did that come from?)

Gajeel let out a weird noise which was very un-Gajeel-like.

"What is it with you people and fish?" Gajeel grunted, shoving a piece of fish into Levy's mouth. "Here you go, Shrimp." Levy nearly choked, but she was blushing and looked pleased, so it's okay.

"Now, that's what you call manly!" cheered Elfman.

"FISH! FISH IS THE FOOD OF LURVE!" Happy squealed excitedly, pelting Carla with cans of tuna. In his head his was already planning Gajeel and Levy's wedding feast; lots and lots of fish. A fish shaped cake and fish flavoured ice cream! (LOL what?)

"That's enough, Happy. You don't want to get killed a second time," Mira sighed, looking at the Happy-shaped hole in the floor (courtesy of a certain someone chucking the poor Exceed halfway across the room)

"Truth or dare, Wendy?" Mira asked the young girl, who had been trying to save Carla from the can pelting.

"Dare" Wendy bravely said. She obviously didn't know about Mira's demon side.

"I dare you…to swap clothes with Natsu and imitate Juvia's actions whenever she sees Gray," Mira smiled with an evil glint in her eye.

THE END!