Helen: Welcome to the first actual episode of 'Ask the Dark Knight Characters'. And we got questions. Pretty weird questions.

Everybody: Yay?

Helen: I'll read the first question from The King of Soda:

Yeah, hi. Um, Crane I read that you believe most of the world's problems come from fear. Why do you believe that? There's lots of other things that cause that, greed, lust, anger, vanity, etc. etc....Oh, and I loved your performance in The Dark Knight.

Crane: Oh well, I'm flattered. Well...fear causes just about all of that. Think about it.

Helen: Oh my god you're so smart. *edges closer to Crane*

Bruce: ...No comment. Anyway, I'll read the next one *snatches card from Helen*. This one's from Maryland Suewinda:

Hi, my questions goes out to Alfred.

I've always wondered; after Bruce dropped out of Princeton, dissapearing to a hidden ninja cult for seven years, and suddenly showing up and announcing that he wanted to dress up like a bat and beat up criminals, why did you go along with it?

~Mary

Alfred: Because it's my job to go along with it. ;)

Joker: That wink sorta disturbs me.

Harvey: And that's coming from the 'Agent of Chaos'.

Joker: Exactly. Next one's from MustLoveGreg:

Dr. Crane-

Boxers or breifs? W

hat's your favorite color?

Would you rather date Harvey Dent or Bruce Wayne if forced?

Joker: Wow, Scary, you're pretty popular.

Crane: Let's see...*takes deep breath; starts talking fast* Boxers, brown hats, Harvey.*long sigh*

Helen: Boxers?! 8D

Bruce: Brown hats?!

Harvey: What was the last one?! *faints*

Helen: No Harvey! *gos to Harvey's side*

Bruce: *to Crane* Just to think she was drooling over you two seconds ago. This one's from Dark*censored*08:

Mr J: Are you against gay marriages?

Harvey: Do you think Rachel was doing Bruce before she met you?

Bruce: Do you think Rachel was doing Crane before you came back?

Bruce: ...No...

Harvey: ...No...

Joker: Why so serious?

Helen: I was expecting that. Last question's from LoopyLuna89:

Mr J,

What's it like being an agent of chaos?

Joker: It's the best when you're the agent of chaos. I'm more of the president -- no wait, the King!

Helen: Well, that's the last question for today. There better be more letters tomorrow!

Joker: Or else! *holds up knife*

Helen: Down boy. *tugs leash*

Joker: Yes, Mam.

Helen: Well anyway, just make more questions tomorrow. BYE!

Crane: Bye.

Joker: BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BY -- *gets slapped by Harvey*

Harvey: ...What? Someone had to shut him up.