I do not own either Harry Potter or Beetlejuice I do own some things but not many of them are worth much

I have done another chapter as I got a lot of requests for more.

Harry and his new friend part two

Harry sat there with a beer in one hand as Percy told him about Hogwarts Voldemort or as Percy knew him Tom tattle apparently he like to tell tales to get other kids in trouble then pretend he was helping the kid now in trouble. This sounded very Dudleyish and Harry, decided he did not like Tom Tattle even more. As the night wore on Harry came to a sad fact, he would have to go back to Surry and number 4, this sad fact soon became a happy one as he thought about his new friend. "say Percy if I want to get out from Dumbledicks thumb I need be careful right?" Percy nodded in time with his favourite set of twins Miss lefty and miss righty 34dDD "yep he is smart but often only see's what he wants to see, meaning he is easy to pull the wool over as he believes he is all knowing and all powerful, crock of crap if you ask me and you did). Harry smiled "So if I went back to number 4 before he comes looking and then if the people in number 4 suddenly found out tattling on me or making me upset was a bad thing then he wouldn't ..." Harry left the sentence half finished as Miss righty 34DD was at this moment half an inch from his face. Percy laughed "yep and let me guess if they were say pranked and couldn't blame you then" Harry and Percy shared a laugh. "Okay kid lets blow this joint" Percy grabbed Harry's hand and soon were heading towards number 4. After they landed Harry made his way in and was soon being hit by Vernon then pushed into his cupboard. At one time he would have done nothing another he would have cried this time he smiled and laughed "Vernon you really shouldn't have done that! You see I made a knew friend from child welfare today and guess what he is coming to see me tomorrow and if I show him these bruises then clunk click bend over quick". Vernon went pale and petunia nearly fainted "you see after school a bloke came up to me saying how you two had been reported for child abuse and he took pictures of me, so he could compare me today with me tomorrow, as I told him you like to hurt me." Night, night uncle, aunt." With that he he snuggled under his clothes. The Dursleys smiled oh the boy might think he had help but he didn't know how often this happened and how a certain freak with a long bushy beard made all that go away.

Next morning Harry awoke and "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice," As soon as Percy showed up he told him about his reception home. Percy was not happy about this and asked to see the marks. Harry, was happy to show him and explained how they seemed to heal while he was asleep, quite often. Percy nodded "yer it your magic healing you, but still it needs food to work properly so lets get you fed." with that he vanished.

Harry heard the knocking of the front door and then heard Percy shout "okay you child abusing wanker's open up, I have an official warrant here come on open up and if that poor child Harry has one extra bruise on him then I will see you in jail." Harry smiled as he heard the tubs of lard run down the stairs and shouting about how it was a lie and then, he heard as Percy shouted "If it is a lie then open that cupboard under the stairs and prove to me you don't have a child locked up under there." he could hear Vernon splutter and then he heard Petunia shout " get him in before the neighbours hear!" Harry could have laughed as his door was opened and he held up his hand as if to ward of another blow. "My Percy sir, you came I didn't think you would" Percy winked at him" Okay Mr Potter lets get you out of there. " Vernon Dursley, I am taking Mr Potter to the hospital and I am making sure he has a full medical, it is already booked now get out of my way."

Vernon was in his striped pyjamas with a mouth acting like a carp sucking bread of a lake surface, and Harry had the idea he would need to get used to stripes on his clothes. He also looked very pale "No Sir, if you let me make you a drink I can explain why the child was in the cupboard , you see he came in late last night and had been fighting. It was punishment" Percy held up his hand "Liar I dropped him off at the front door, I know he had no bruises on him, you sir are on a one way trip to jail. As soon as I get all the forms filled out." With that he dragged a partially dressed Harry out the house. Snagging Vernon's wallet from the table top as he went by. As soon as they were out the street Percy took his hand and soon they were sitting in a little cafe eating a fry up.

Albus Dumbledore was in a rage first he had been woken up very early , second he had just came from the local hospital and could not find anything to do with Harry Potter there, and to top it all off Peeves the bloody poltergeist had pinched his drugged lemon drops and swapped with his non drugged ones and at breakfast he had been forced to obliverate half the school when a simple question of " So Headmaster what do you plan for today then?" from Professor McGonagall came back with the his reply of "well go to Surrey and obliverate a load of muggles who have found out that Potter, is being abused, then I need to go to the potter's, account and see what I feel like buying myself with his money to make up for all the trouble this is causing me." Hadn't gone down well. It was Luck that he had his wand out and casting stunning spells before it registered what he had said. He was still no closer to finding Potter either.

Harry and Peeves finished their breakfast's and decided on spending some of Vernon's cash. Percy noticed most of Harry's bruises were now gone, and that he needed some new clothes and some decent glasses. The glasses had a revelation for both of them. Percy had never heard of contacts, and as the shop assistant explained them Harry had an idea and asked for a couple of pairs in different colours, Percy not seeing the point just raised his eyebrow, and shrugged. They left quite a few quid poorer.. Harry spoke first "So Percy my eyes and scar are the most famous parts of me? are they, every one knows I have green eyes then?" Percy nodded and looked at Harry to see what the point was and had to look again "Brown you have brown..." then he burst out laughing "now if you was a metamorph then you could be completely anonymous" Harry, looked confused a meta what?" Percy, smiled and explained about metamorphs as Harry, listened a smile started at a corner of his mouth and worked it's way from a smile to a grin. "Percy, you remember what I said about my aunt, yesterday and how they miss treated me?" Percy, did not look happy with the reminder he still wanted to stuck some dynamite up their backsides and light the fuses, but just nodded "Well did I tell you how a couple years ago my aunt, shaved my head as she hated my hair and it regrew that night, or that I have never had any haircuts since then?" Percy, stopped and looked at him then he started to smile before he burst out in laughter "Come on lets find somewhere we can talk un heard." This off course led them back to miss lefty and miss righty who today was joined by their friends, The massive jugg twins. With Vernon's cash they also brought themselves a brandy (Percy) and some chocolate (Harry) Harry, went into more details, while becoming aware of some adult reactions in his young body. It didn't help that Percy's would take his eyes out polish them then try to place them down the women's tops (for a better view or so he said).

It was Years of practice that stopped him being caught.

He mentioned one madam Sprout and her ability to make things grow just by wiggling her top about abit. Percy spent time trying his best to explain how to change things, like his hair, he explained he had seen some metamorphs at Hogwarts and sat in some of their lessons but they were rare and the only lessons he really wanted to see was the chest improvement ones. With trips to the bogs (toilets) the odd snack and a lots and lots of staring Harry, thought he did quite well making his hair several inches longer, then shrinking it. The two off them left rather happy that it wasn't their cash as they seemed to be skint. Oh well Harry, considered it back wages and threw the wallet away . Only to be stopped by Percy and his self detaching hand (I will have to learn that thought Harry, as he could see him caressing a few bums and letting someone else take the blame) could be fun this set him of laughing. Percy, asked what was so funny and after Harry, said he wanted to make his hand fly off in a shop and pinch the bum of some bloke standing next to Vernon, well he could hardly finish and as Percy's, eyes shot up they both burst out laughing. It was a happy duo that arrived at number 4. Percy with years of experience floated up to Dudley's room and hid his dads wallet under the bed so if Harry got the blame he could be searched and no wallet , Also Percy could demand the fat kids room be searched and then find tubbys wallet and demand not only an apology for Harry, but to also see fatso spanked as punishment., then came back down. He knocked on the door and an irate Vernon, answered " Right Vernon Dursley, we have recorded his bruises and sadly due to the law he has to stay here for now, but know this I shall visit him at odd times and if he hasn't got his own bedroom with proper furniture then you will also have more charges against you."

Vernon swelled up with indignation " Now you listen here , I phoned around and he never went to no hospital.( he hadn't phoned anyone but he had been told by Dumbledore that Harry had not been seen in any hospital or and police station) and I am telling you" That was as far as he got as Percy spoke up " We know that Mr Potter's safety has been questioned before and we have wondered how you always seem to get away with it? That is why we had him examined out of Surrey, and in a different police station. You don't think we would be stupid enough to do it within your sphere of influence do you?"

Vernon, paled they hadn't thought about that, No he could see his world crumble. "Also I would like to know why you make Harry, here do all the work saying he should be grateful for a roof over his head and the meagre rations you gave him. I did some investigating and found you received money for his up keep, money you obversely are not spending on him, this has been forwarded to the fraud squad for claiming money with deception, also to the tax office as this might concern them". Vernon felt faint, this was not good, not good at all. "Now we have gotten Mr Potter, here some new glasses and a proper eye check, guess how annoyed we were when we found he had no listed doctor ,no listed dentist, and no listed optician, yet here he was with second hand glasses, glasses that were very wrong for him, and were in fact making his eye sight worse. Now as every child can see a doctor or dentist for free until they are 16 can you tell me why he has not? After all it could not be cost as it is free, could it be because they would of reported the abuse you have heaped on this child?" That was it Vernon fainted with a loud bang and hit his head on a table, Petunia and Dudley looked and listened on in horror. Percy looked at them and smiled "So you freaks had better take better care of young Harry, here and I shall see you," he said looking at Harry "tomorrow" with that Percy left and Harry smiled "so have I got a room or do I tell social services tomorrow that I still am in a cupboard?" Petunia pointed up "The attic has a ladder use that as your room, I am not letting you have Dudley's room or his spare one as he needs them and Marge needs the other one.

Albus Dumbledore was annoyed yes that was it he wasn't angry he was only annoyed, He had just been called back to Surrey and been told that Potter had been seen in a different area, as this bloke from social knew of other reported assaults against Harry had gone un investigated. He was going to go up and read the kids mind but two things stopped him, one was he doubted Harry knew where this social worker lived and two the most important one was Peeves had laced his tea with a anti constipation draught and now he had to run back to the Toilet before... ooops to late, Okay now he was angry that was the 5th pair of longjohns he had ruined and he still didn't know what Social ervices knew. He cast a few charms and made his way back to his rooms and yet another change of clothes.

Petunia had looked shocked as Albus Dumbledore had let rip with a right stinker before he popped away. Leaving behind a most horrid smell. Along with no clues on what to do with Potter. As he hadn't said more than "So the brats in the at" before his face went white and he pooped err popped away

Harry, opened his new rooms door, or to you and me lifted the loft cover off and looked around. The ladders were a fold up type that Vernon had seen cheap when he had planned to make the loft into a play room for his precious Dudders, Dudders had complained it was to high up so it had never been finished, There was a light and also part of the floor had been boarded and carpeted, The rest was yellow cushiony stuff. There was no bed only a small table with some left over bits of wood on and that was it. Harry shook his head , this place would be perfect after a few changes. "Beetlejuice , Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" as his friend came into view they both smiled " Well Harry no floor no bed and bare loft insulation lets see that could be good for say 5 years inside alone, and then no cupboard and I see no new clothes for you, oh well this is most disappointing." they both broke out in laughter. "So what you recon kiddo?" Harry, smiled well you said runes and potions can't be traced so I think I need lessons in them. I think a few heating runes around here along with some ones to make the room lighter and maybe bigger could be good, and I think I best get some cash... I wonder if I can tell the porkers three that I have am getting a part time job? " Percy looked confused " Why?" well I think if I start bringing stuff in then either porkers will steal it or try to. If I say I earned money then brought it along with the fact that they had best start feeding me, as I will say "okay best get in touch social"and tell them that "I no longer need that money they send to you" either way I want some control. Percy smiled and together they sat on Harry's, clothes and made plans. The next morning Harry, was up early and started the day in the best way, so it was that Vernon and his brood found Harry, and the social worker sitting down and enjoying a nice hearty breakfast.

Vernon nearly had a fit seeing that, that, social bloke in his, his kitchen and a very nasty looking briefcase sat on the table along with a camera and some forms. "So Harry we have proof of your last room and we have the forensic samples for the lab to show the blood in there, now we have proof that you have been stuck in the attic and have bare insulation that could harm your lungs no bed no cupboards no tables or anything else. This is definitely worth 5 years inside I would say you will be out here and the Dursleys in jail by the end of the week. Petunia made to get out the room and call Dumbledore but was stopped. "So with Dudley in borstal and all the paper work I have sent to the different departments in different areas we have an iron clad case. I also have told them to stop all funds to the Dursleys until I see you having money spent on you. Vernon choked and petunia went white even Dudley looked ill, mind you that could be because he hadn't eaten in 15 minutes and was dyeing of hunger.

Vernon spoke up " We are getting the whole attic floored and all the other stuff for it today, But if you stop that money how can we pay for it?" he thought he was being smart. Percy just turned and smiled "Mr Dursley are you due a payment today and is it so high you can get the attic floored a carpet and other stuff up there? Mmm I think the I,R,S definitely need to look into your money. No you will pay for it out of the back money you owe Mr Potter. I mean if you can show you have changed then you may avoid some jail time, or you may just as well change your name for sue, as most of the men in jail go for people with man breast's after not seeing any on a female for a long time, they also don't like child abusers." Vernon gulped and looked at his man jugs then fainted, knocking Dudley and his wife over in the process. Percy got up from the table and swallowing the last of his tea told Harry, to follow him and to bring his school work as he could do some of that in between his tests and interviews I have scheduled for you today." They walked past the Dursleys with barely a look of contempt " remind him if Harry does not have a solid floor and a bed with blankets by the time he returns tonight then tomorrow he will be called Sue in the lock up while he awaits his trail". They left them stunned and still under Vernon.

Harry and Percy, as soon as out of site burst out with laughter, "Oh man they are so scared and with Dumbledick having no way to trace me or them reports it will worry the hell out of them". Harry laughed "so more meta training then we work out the cash problem". Percy nodded " I have been thinking about this.."Harry burst out laughing you have been been thinking" and he nearly keeled over, Percy just cuffed him along side the head. "Yes thinking, now not many can see me unless I want them to like the 3 stooges back there, so how about we get you to look old and start teaching you poker?" Harry looked at him"you want me to cheat at gambling?" Percy nodded " to take money from un suspecting people who may have worked hard for it? To to lie?" Percy just nodded and looked a bit downcast "Okay, as just about everyone one else will be cheating, why it's not my fault if I can cheat better is it?" Percy smiled and nodded "not in any way at all." they burst out laughing.

It took all day the aid of the contact lenses and a lot of patience before Harry's, new persona was born. He was taller than normal Harry 5ft8 he was still skinny and Percy, had said until Harry, was eating right his transformations would be hard. He had a pony tail that was about 8 inches long and brown hair, his eyes now due to the contacts were hazel. His scar was the only thing he couldn't seem to change. But after reading a girly mag (as Harry called it) they discovered all sorts of make up that could be used to cover it. Harry, and Percy, smiled as they made their way back to number 4 and what hopefully would be a new bedroom. As soon as they opened the door a red light hit harry and Dumbledick was revealed, it was down hill after that, Percy seeing a spell hit Harry lobbed his Briefcase with full force at Dumbledick (not that he knew who he was if he was asked at any point) and then lashed out with his fist easily braking the bearded git's nose. Then before Vernon could act he spun around and kneed Vernon so hard it was doubtful Dudley would have any legitimate brothers or sisters. They didn't notice as Percy kicked Dumbledick's wand under a table or when he accidentally stepped on his Dumbledore's glasses several times, making sure they were quite impossible to fix. As Dumbledore tried to see right and get his breath back Percy, let him get a the full effect of being kicked in the nadgers (testicles) twice before he said "right Harry, lets leave and get the police here... shit Harry if these scum have hurt you then all of them will be in jail and be best friends with the back end of a chair before long. Percy picked Harry and the wand up and left. It didn't take long for him to call the police and tell them that number 4 privet drive owners had been seen abusing a child and they should pay attention to the cupboard under the stairs and to the pedophile with a beard. He told them he was walking past when he saw the old man try touch up a young boy and not in a good way." Then he sat and waited for Harry, to come around.

So ends the next chapter can you say if it okay and what need to improve thanks