"Next up is Riley Freeman!"

"Lethal injection forever!"

"He is a public menace and a wannabe gangster."

"Okay, running past the dingle ball, over the grinder."

Riley clumsily jumps through the trampoline.

"Past the ejaculator, into the contraband of sponges. Past the angry dragon onto the spinner. Whoa he seems to be taking his time on the spinner Vic. Indeed Ken, he seems disoriented coming off the spinner. Some unclean contact with the cancerous red ball and OHHH! Into the septic sludge."

"What is today's mystery sludge Vic? It's a collection of skin pigments and body parts from dead gangsters and rappers."

"Next up is Lilly Chang. A retired farm worker with diabetes."

"There she goes with a pretty fair speed and Ohhh a hit by the dingle ball and into the fluid."

"Next is Robert Freeman! A war veteran and a grandfather."

"He's moving at an alarming slow speed."

The Zygote brothers try and grab Robert.

"Get away from me, you punk asses!"

"Robert now making his way again oooh. A hit to the head by the dingle ball and OHHH! Into the grinder!"

"Next up is Dolo chang, a 12 year old athlete."

"He doesn't look 12 Vic. Well Ken, there's rumors that he takes several steroids, and somehow, a low grade beaver tranquilizer."

"Onto the ejaculator, into the sponges. Oh, Sporky is just laughing at this guy."

"Chang punches the man in the face as he runs by."

"Whoa, he punched Sporky! And he's already onto the nards of doom! He ran past them, and already is winging over the pool of stool! He's done it! A win for Wushung China!"

"Next up is Jasmine Dubois!"

"USA!"

"She's a mulatto who is Huey Freeman's best friend."
"There she goes past the zygotes and grinder, now jumping off the ejaculator, into the sponges and OHHH! A big hit by the angry dragon and now into the fluid. Let's go down to Guy."

The scene then shows Guy interviewing Jasmine.

"What happened out there?"

"Well, I guess I wasn't watching where I was going."

"Probably thinking about your friend Huey huh?"

This caused Jasmine to blush.

"Uh."

"Ooooh, I love your hair. May I press my head against you puffs of hair?"

Vic's voice is heard.

"Let's go back to the game."

"Next up is Jody chang!"

"China!"

"She works as a lunch lady in Chinese prisons."

"There she goes past the dingle Ball and Ohhh! She tripped and fell into the grinder!"

"That was the last of the Wushung team, and now for the last of the Woodcrest team is Tom Dubois, an attorney who is afraid of anal rape!"

"He should stay away from Guy, Vic!"

"Right you are Ken!"

"Wait Vic, he's having trouble with the Zygote brothers, and it looks like he was thrown from the platform and into the fluid!"

"And that's the last of the Americans. No it's not Vic. You're right, but they will participate in the next round, while the leader of the team gets to choose the people that were eliminated to play back in the game!"