Memoranda From the Edge

by Dr. Dredd

Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.

2. Chapter 2

MEMO

TO: Atlantis Expedition Members

FROM: Dr. Carson Beckett

RE: You cheeky little buggers

I realize that many of you are unhappy about the new vaccination policy we recently implemented. However, it is vitally important that everybody's immune system be routinely stimulated so that it can defend against the variety of pathogens found here in the Pegasus galaxy. After the nanovirus, it never hurts to be too careful.

Regardless, if you have a problem with the new procedures, I would appreciate it if you would come speak with me rather than make derogatory sheep comments behind my back. There's no bloody need to be rude or obnoxious. Think of it as self-preservation, too. I am the one with the needle, after all.

P.S. (I have suspended my Hippocratic Oath until further notice.)