Naruto and Kiddy Grade Crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and this will be an OOC FEM!Naruto with some bashings.)
"Team Seven is-" Iruka cut off as there was a loud shout heard from outside.
"Where are you you stupid lipstick whore?!" A woman was heard shouting causing everyone to look out the windows while Éclair laughed.
"Up here you physcotic power hungry Bitch!" Éclair shouted back causing everyone to turn towards her in confusion or shock. They had all been shocked when Éclair danced into the room earlier, not wearing her usual jumpsuit and instead wearing a blood red battle dress that showed she was a female…they were even more shocked to learn that she had always been a female…and had been recently adopted by a new clan head here in Konoha. Her name was now Éclair Montague-Fuhen.
"Time for our rematch you dominatrix wannabe!" A blue haired woman with blue eyes said as she glared at Éclair after literally jumping up to the second story window and standing on the window sill as calmly as any ninja could.
"You're on ya old hag!" Éclair said smirking while the blue haired woman had a sudden aura of impending death and doom around her.
"You are dead for that one, you miniature donut stick." The blue haired woman said causing Éclair to gain a similar aura of death and impending malice around her.
"Hold on now! I wanted to fight this no name loser first!" Sasuke Uchiha said glaring at both of the girls who shot him matching glares that made him shiver slightly in his shoes, but his pride would not let him back down.
"This 'no named loser' as you called her, can snap you like a twig little boy. So shut up, sit down and watch the big kids play." The blue haired woman said defending the very girl who she had been trading insults with just a second ago.
"I doubt that! I'm an Uchiha! An elite! She's just-"
"The rookie of the year considering she scored a perfect score in every class and managed to take out a chunin traitor." Iruka said causing everyone to at are at him except for most of the clan children who actually knew Éclair and weren't surprised in the least at her scores.
"Her scores are on par with Itachi's when he was in the academy. The only reason she didn't graduate sooner was because she has too much Chakra for the illusionary clone technique, and instead had to use a more advanced clone." Iruka finished while everyone stared at him or Éclair in shock and disbelief.
"Fight me dobe! Now!" Sasuke demanded causing Éclair to shrug as she sent a fist at him at superhuman speeds. He was too slow to move away causing Éclair's fist to stop right in front of his forehead.
"You lose." Éclair said simply as she flicked one finger up quickly, knocking Sasuke clear through several walls and out of the building.
"Now leave me the hell alone!" Éclair shouted after him while everyone stared at her except for the woman she had been talking with.
"Nice shot Clair." A guy said with an appreciative whistle, causing Éclair's whole face to light up as she spun around on her heel.
"Dledum!" Éclair said launching herself at the black haired red eyed teen that appeared out of nowhere, and easily caught the girl who hugged him tightly around the neck.
"Where have you been you idiot!?" Éclair said although you could tell by her voice that she was happy as she hugged the guy around the neck.
"Hmm here, there, on a mission or two, and looking for you. Sis and I got a message from boss lady that you'd be here so I came to visit you, Éclair." The guy said smiling softly down at Éclair who blushed slightly but hugged him again anyways.
"Oh how the mighty have fallen. The strongest person I know is reduced to a mere shadow of her former self when around Tweedledumb." The blue haired girl said interrupting the sweet moment with a smirk on her face, although she had to quickly dodge under a chair that Éclair had thrown at her.
"Shut the hell up Alv! We were having a moment there!" Éclair said glaring at the newly minted Alv who snickered slightly.
"Yeah I know that's why I interrupted it. Boss lady gave me specific orders to intervene if you two looked ready to do anything more than hug, and you two were pushing the limit there. Plus it's fun to interrupt your little moments since they don't happen often enough." Alv said with a smirk and a cross of her arms, causing Éclair to scowl.
"Damnitt. I need to let mom know that I don't need a freaking shadow guard dog. I can take care of myself and pull myself out of one of mine and dledum's moments whenever I want." Éclair said crossing her arms angrily over her chest as she scowled, causing Alv and Tweedledumb to chuckle in amusement.
"Anyways. Team 7 is Éclair Uzumaki-Fuhen, Sasuke Uchia, and Sakura Haruno. Your Jonin sensei's are Kakashi Hatake, and Eclipse Fuhen." Iruka said with a cough to break things up before something else started up that would distract everyone.
"Shit she's gonna blow!" Kiba said plugging his ears while Alv broke out laughing at that, as well as how pissed off Éclair seemed at the names of her teammates.
"From what I gathered she's probably very good at that." Alv snickered with a perverted leer, causing Tweedledumb to blush slightly while Éclair didn't hear the blue haired absorber over the amount of curse words she was spewing loudly, all of them aimed at the council and hokage for sticking her with duck ass and howler whore.
"Well if you're done now. Team seven with me please." An amused females voice said at the door, causing everyone to look in that direction while Éclair breathed heavily as she finished cursing. Most of the guys felt like choking on their tongues. There was a beautiful woman with short spikey light blond hair, warm dancing blue eyes, and fair skin wearing a blue tank top and dark blue skirt with a pair of heels on her feet as she leaned against the door frame staring at Éclair with an amused smile on her fetching pink lips.
"Where are the other two members of the team?" The woman asked smiling at Éclair who jabbed one thumb at the wall Sasuke was thrown through before pointing at Sakura.
"Duck ass pissed me off and got thrown through a few walls. Howler whore is just sitting there like a dumbass." Éclair said causing Alv and half of the clan heirs to snort in amusement while the woman shook her head fondly.
"E-Excuse me but who are you?" Iruka asked with a slight blush on his cheeks, causing the woman to laugh lightly before introducing herself. Her introduction caused most boys to pout at the fact that she had a daughter and husband.
"I? I am one of Team seven's sensei's. I am the head of my clan, and I am Éclair's new mother considering my husband and I adopted her recently. My name is Eclipse Fuhen."