Disclaimer: I don't own Piccolo, or (thank God!) Chibi Usa. I DO, however, own Akai Ku.
Piccolo's Blind Date, Part 2
"Uhn..." Piccolo was just waking up. Although groggy, he knew immediately that he wasn't at Dende's Place, or "home". The air REEKED with the smell of sugar: You could almost SEE the individual sugar molecules in the air, and he screaming of children was AWFUL: Especially to Piccolo's sensitive Namekkian ears.
The Namek warrior soon realized he was tied up with sturdy, twine ropes. {Akia's doing,} he correctly assumed. He was about to bust out of them (you think a dude who's a near match for Imperfect Cell and even Perfect Cell later in the series is gonna' be held by ROPES?!), when he was attacked by horrifying....
...PINKNESS.
"Hi!" The painfully perky voice squealed right into his poor ears, "I'm Chibi Usa! And I like dreams and horsies and candy and princesses!" {Damn you Akai,} thought Piccolo-sama bitterly as he listened to the pink-haired Usa rant, {Damn you to Hell.}
"Anyway, Akai Ku fixed me up with you, Mr. Piccolo sir." She giggled. "I've always wanted a boyfriend, because they're always in dreams and so romantic and.... Oh, Piccolo, I think I might have talked a bit much..."
{No, REALLY?!} thought Piccolo angrily.
"...so tell me what kind of things you like!"
Piccolo decided to get a good scope of his surroundings before answering, so that, when he died, he could explain in great detail the Hell in which he had already experienced to the judges, so he would undoubtedly get free passage unto Heaven.
There were many "food" shops. Not that he would care, as he didn't eat, but the food looked DISGUSTING. A sign read: "Salty Joe's Fries: The greasy, taste-free alternative to a decent meal". There were things that appeared to be torture devices, with names like "The Puke-O-Whirl," and scary dancers that looked like Android #19. Then, finally, it hit Piccolo: This was an amusement park!
"I like..." Piccolo hissed through gritted teeth, "...ANYTHING but these damned blind dates!!"
Chibi Usa's cute, innocent (yeah, RIGHT!) blue eyes welled up with tears. {Oh shit, NOW I've done it...}
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
{Oh Dende make her stop,} thought Piccolo in panic, {make her stop stopstopstopstopstopstop...}
He shouted out into the sky, his scream louder than Usa: "AKAI KU, OMAE O KORUSU!!!!!"
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'K. R&R, please. Oh yeah, notes: I know Omae o korusu is "Heero's Line," but he's not the only person who wants to say "I'm going to kill you," in Japenese.
The "Salty Joe's" gag is from the N64 video game, "Banjo-Tooie," which is a stitch. ^_^
Piccolo's Blind Date, Part 2
"Uhn..." Piccolo was just waking up. Although groggy, he knew immediately that he wasn't at Dende's Place, or "home". The air REEKED with the smell of sugar: You could almost SEE the individual sugar molecules in the air, and he screaming of children was AWFUL: Especially to Piccolo's sensitive Namekkian ears.
The Namek warrior soon realized he was tied up with sturdy, twine ropes. {Akia's doing,} he correctly assumed. He was about to bust out of them (you think a dude who's a near match for Imperfect Cell and even Perfect Cell later in the series is gonna' be held by ROPES?!), when he was attacked by horrifying....
...PINKNESS.
"Hi!" The painfully perky voice squealed right into his poor ears, "I'm Chibi Usa! And I like dreams and horsies and candy and princesses!" {Damn you Akai,} thought Piccolo-sama bitterly as he listened to the pink-haired Usa rant, {Damn you to Hell.}
"Anyway, Akai Ku fixed me up with you, Mr. Piccolo sir." She giggled. "I've always wanted a boyfriend, because they're always in dreams and so romantic and.... Oh, Piccolo, I think I might have talked a bit much..."
{No, REALLY?!} thought Piccolo angrily.
"...so tell me what kind of things you like!"
Piccolo decided to get a good scope of his surroundings before answering, so that, when he died, he could explain in great detail the Hell in which he had already experienced to the judges, so he would undoubtedly get free passage unto Heaven.
There were many "food" shops. Not that he would care, as he didn't eat, but the food looked DISGUSTING. A sign read: "Salty Joe's Fries: The greasy, taste-free alternative to a decent meal". There were things that appeared to be torture devices, with names like "The Puke-O-Whirl," and scary dancers that looked like Android #19. Then, finally, it hit Piccolo: This was an amusement park!
"I like..." Piccolo hissed through gritted teeth, "...ANYTHING but these damned blind dates!!"
Chibi Usa's cute, innocent (yeah, RIGHT!) blue eyes welled up with tears. {Oh shit, NOW I've done it...}
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
{Oh Dende make her stop,} thought Piccolo in panic, {make her stop stopstopstopstopstopstop...}
He shouted out into the sky, his scream louder than Usa: "AKAI KU, OMAE O KORUSU!!!!!"
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'K. R&R, please. Oh yeah, notes: I know Omae o korusu is "Heero's Line," but he's not the only person who wants to say "I'm going to kill you," in Japenese.
The "Salty Joe's" gag is from the N64 video game, "Banjo-Tooie," which is a stitch. ^_^