Chapter 2

This strange looking rebel of a woman was standing stupidly in front of my hunting horse and decided that fainting would be a good idea. She is the most ridiculous woman I've ever seen, besides Nina Hopkins. This woman should have some shame. She wore navy blue fabric trousers, these weird man looking boots, a plain white shirt with such a low cut it's disgraceful, and some other junk on her. Since I am a good fellow, I was able to shoot at the ground just centimeters away from her body, and I told Sebastian to bring her back to our mansion.

"Sebastian"

"Yes my lord" he replied in plain courtesy.

"Bring this shameful female to the house," Ciel ordered. As soon as Ciel finished speaking, Sebastian was on his way to explore the "interesting" human nature of this woman, along with her delicious soul. As he was doing so, he smirked to himself and chuckled when no one was near.

"My, my. Ms. Wo-Man , you've must be one hell of a human to have, because I could eat you up right now."

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The sound of thumping, and clacking horse hooves seemed to have woke me up to an extent. I could barely see what was around me, or who was carrying me as a matter of fact. All I saw was the back of the young boy and the feet of the supposed man that was carrying me uncomfortably.

Mina girl, don't make any movements. I think this man is my archenemy. My dear girl, if you join him, I swear I will tear you brain to bits and put them where they shouldn't be!

"Good lord, don't be so violent!" I whispered in complete hopes that I wouldn't be caught.

"What was that now?" Sebastian said with pure amusement, "Well I guess it was just the bushes swaying by the wind."

Mina girl, would you speak a bit louder please? The voice said sarcastically. I didn't say anything but just thought about how aggravating it is. Mina dear, look now. There's the house. I pretended to be asleep and tried to see, well what I saw was something unexpected. It was practically a humongous mansion that looked like a rich bastard's house. It was a good thing that I still have weapons on me. My rings and my literally hidden powers... Well according to my other conscious.

"Oh! Look there!" A female voice cried with worry.

"Is that a woman dressed as a man?" A man with a deep voice said.

"I suppose she is a woman cross dressing as a man. I think that we should treat her, she looks injured and tired." A younger boy said.

"Ho-ho-ho-ho!" An elderly voice laughed? Who is this Santa?

"Mey-Rin, go set up a warm bath and new clothes."

"Finny, find a room for our guest to stay in. And find a room without any animals in it."

"Baldroy, set up some warm food for our guest."

Next came Santa.

"Umm Mr. Tanaka, you can drink your tea. Am I clear to everyone?!"

"Yes sir! Ho-ho-ho-ho!" They all saluted and went off. Okay I guess that the people that work her are Mey-Rin, Finny, Baldroy, Mr. Tanaka, and some other person. I thought to myself.

"As for you young miss, I think my master would like to have a talk with you... We might need to chop off a body part though" His voice said snakelike. Shit! I hope that they don't know I'm awake, I hope they don't think I am a thief. I thought. We walked inside and I was placed on a very comfortable couch. I kept my eyes shut until every single living organism was gone of sight.

I opened my eyes and rose very slowly to make sure no one would come through the door and went along to find an exit of here. As I was exploring, I unluckily came across a man who I suppose was Baldroy.

"Hey there young miss." He waved slightly, and then he brought a flame thrower from behind him and aimed at me, "Sorry but orders are orders. No trespasser is allowed without a heads up."

"Watch it!" I yelled. Then I took out a pair of strong leather gloves and started to punch everything which broke all the time. It's like the fire never ceased, so I voluntarily did it for him. I headed straight for the machine and punched it right through. Its flames and oil went onto my glove and immediately faded down. Luckily, these gloves were prone to any type of roughage that would come down.

"Noo! My precious baby!" Baldroy screamed. As he did I was able to make a run for it and there was no way to go down any lower so I just had to compromise with what I had, and rushed upstairs. Mina child, run toward that door with the steam. It's a camouflage escape way. I looked around cautiously and sprinted to that door. Strangely I felt like it was a trap designated for me and me only.

"I have a gut feeling that this isn't going to be good... Well it's all or nothing." And I ran slamming my body into the room straight to the window. Suddenly pellets from a gun scratched at my skin and I yelped in surprise.

"What the hell?!" Out of the deep misty steam, out came Mey- Rin with the red hair and Finny that looks like some girl from Prairie on the Farm.

"I am terribly sorry, yes! It is our order as the workers of the Phantomhive Manor!" The red head said with dignity, yet she looked like a complete klutz, but I doubted her. Underneath her dress she pulled out a sniper rifle and without her glasses I felt defeated already. This was a sign for a challenge though. And I enjoy challenges.

"Why do we have to hurt this innocent girl?" The farm girl sniffled and sighed. I tried to run out and create a diversion, but that petty farm girl threw this gigantic bolder sized statue. Maybe I should try to escape another way... I devised a plan and ran toward nature pacifist boy while klutz here was shooting at me. On my hand I took out a ring that had the symbol of a large hammer, and I took it off and the thing transformed into a large stone hammer. So I decided to smash a wall open to break loose and run.

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Okay so far there's the crazy chef, who shouldn't be a chef. A klutz maid with freakin' guns hidden under her clothes, and then there's the nature pacifist that shouldn't be a pacifist when he's that violent... What more is in store for me? I thought to myself.

*CRASH!*

Was the sound of silverware that chimed in the ground right before my feet. In the shiny reflection of the silver I managed to catch a glimpse of the handsome butler who was tall looking, lean, and had very defined features. As soon as I looked away from the reflection, the man was right behind me.

"And where are you heading to on the beautiful day young miss?" He said in a sweet tone that sent shivers up and down my spine. Mina girl, stay as far away as possible from this hellish demon. He's not good.

"Yeah, you don't say..." I whispered in aggravation. Show him your best feminism. Hopefully it will fool this snake. I thought about how disgusting I would look and just faced it straight up.

"Oh hello kind sir...I was just... trying to find my way back home." I gave him my best, "hey I'm worth a million dollars," smile. Obviously you could tell in his eyes and the slight smirk tugs at the end of his lips that I was completely an utter failure at this. My eyes darted around, examining the possible escape routes while I was keeping him occupied.

"Oh! How quickly you must leave. Please do stay, my master wants to meet with you." The man smiled evilly. Damn this guy is creepy with the good looks. The scariest thing about him is his god damn smile.

"Please come along with me," As the man yanked my arm. The guy's grip on my arm was like steel and stone combined in one, he would not let go. Every attempted attack was blocked all the time. I was very sure that this man was a demon because his eyes lit up like bright red fire, and no one's eyes do that!

"WAIT!" I halted in anger and fear, but more of fear for my life.