Ashley's POV

I walked back into my living room armed with two spoons and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food. I had a crying best friend to take care of, and I was prepared. Bailey Strickland, my best friend in the entire world had an on-again-off-again relationship with the schools resident badass, Noah Puckerman. They were off at the moment, but that didn't stop Bails from being hopelessly in love with him, and when she saw him sneaking into the janitors closet with Amber Jackson, one of the school's largest sluts, she broke down, and she showed up my house.

Gotta say, even though I love Bails to death, I'm kinda tired of cleaning up Puck's mess.

"Hey Ash, what flavor ya got?"

"Phish Food! Duh! Oh, by the way, San called, everybody's coming over. Don't worry, he's not coming."

By everybody, I mean Rachel, Santana, Brittany, Blaine, Mike, Matt, Tina, Kurt, Finn, Artie, Sugar, Rory, Quinn, Mercedes, Sam, Rhi, Chris, Ellie, Elektra, Ally, Court, and West.

Nobody knows this except for Bailey, but I have a really big crush on West. During cheer practice one day, that jerk, Karofsky, threw a football and it hit me in the head. West literally sprinted over to me to make sure I was okay. He even carried me to the nurse when he noticed I was bleeding. Since that day, I've always had a crush on him.

_30 minutes later_

"Hey guys! How ya doin, Bailey? I'm so sorry for what that asshole did, and I've made sure that bitch Amber will be on the bottom of the pyramid for the rest of the year."

"Aww, thanks Quinn! Phish food?" I looked at the already happier Bailey. The Glee Club seemed to have that effect on her.

"Hello, Ashley, Bailey. I am very sorry to hear about what Noah has done and I hope that-

"Shut up! Hey bitches, whats happening?"

"Hey girlies! OOH! Ice cream! Do you have rainbow sprinkles, Ash? I love rainbows!"

"Hey Gorgeous! Hi Lovely! I love the penguin with a bowtie, Ash! You know how I love bowties!"

"Chicas! Who wants a dance-off? Ooh! Ice cream!"

"Okay, that's enough sugar for you. Hey ladies, sorry about Puck's epic jackassery, Stricks."

This went on for a while, and I kinda tuned out until I heard West's beautiful voice.

"Hey, Stricks, how ya doing? Do I need to have a conversation with Puck?"

"No West, I'm fine. Really, I am." She said the last bit without looking at me, as I completely knew she was lying. She wasn't fine, but she didn't want everybody to feel bad because of her.

"Hey Ash! Hows life been treating you for the last three hours?"

"Oh..ummm….life's been…uhh…..great! Just fantastic!"

Really? Wow, I'm smooth.

Ignoring the snickers of just about everyone, I pulled out The Hangover and a scoop of Phish Food. It was going to be a very long night.

*AN: Wow, guys, thank you so much for the support! I will get more into the story next chapter, but I really wanted to give you guys something to read. And one more thing, there's this review button. It wants you to press it.

Ooh! Another note: anyone who can guess which person said which hello gets a shout out and a chapter dedicated to them!