"Master Fung?!?! That retard! Hell no am I gonna like some old guy! I mean ewww!" Master Monk Guan says.
"How the hell does he think I will like him? I like Grand Master Dashi!" Master Monk Guan says.
"And I know his secret! He is not dead!" Master Monk Guan said.
Dear Dashi,
Remember how we used to hang out? It was fun! We need to do it again! You know how that night I said I wanted to tell you something? Well that thing is I think I am in love with you!!! I mean you're my kind of guy! Bang Bang!
Love,
Master Monk Guan (MMG J )
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"Why do I have to be cursed?!" Dashi yells
"I don't want to be loved by him I want to be loved by Hannibal Roy Bean" Dashi says
Dear Hannibal Roy Bean,
I know your evil and all and like poisnus! But you are my guy! And you know that too!!!!!!
Love,
Dashi
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"Haha! This fool likes me! Haha retard! He should know that I am proposing to the Ying Ying Bird" Hannibal says to himself.
Dear Ying Ying Bird,
You and Me shall always be together! We are love mates! So will you marry me? You know you wanna! I am serious! You know you want to marry me!!!
Love your future husband,
Hannibal
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"Peak Peak! Fool! I am not marrying him! Peak! Peak!" Ying Ying Bird tells himself.
"Peak! Peak! I love Jermaine, Peak! Peak!" Ying Ying Bird thinks in his mind.
Dear Jermaine,
Peak! Peak! You are so cool! Peak! Peak! I think you are really cool! Peak! Peak! And we need to elope soon before Hannibal starts asking question! So meet me at the Xiaolin Mountains and don't worry about the clothes and arrangements I will have it prepared! Peak! Peak!
Love,
Ying Ying Bird
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"Dawg! This ain't cool! A bird like me!" Jermaine says
"No No way! This is wrong! I like Jessie, Clay's lil sister!" Jermaine says
Dear Jessie,
Hey gal! The back of yo head is so ridiculous! And like can I have yo numba?!?! So I won't have to wait everyday for a new response on ma letters cause then that wouldn't be soo cool now would it?! Well Babe reply soon! I need to know yo numba!
Love,
Jermaine
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"Who is Jermaine?" Jessie says to herself
"And how has he seen the back of my head and why does he need my number?… Werido!" Jessie says while sending the paper to Clay to know who Jermaine is.
"Well I think its time Robo-Jack knows how I feel about him." Jessie says
Dear Robo-Jack,
I REALLY think you are attractive. And I don't care if you are a robot or whatever you are and my brother, Clay will NOT get in our way!!!!!!!
Love,
Jessie
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"W-H-A-T-I-S-T-H-I-S-L-E-T-T-E-R-M-E-A-N-?" Robo Jack says
"I-L-O-V-E-C-H-A-M-E-L-E-O-N-B-O-T-!" Robo Jack says
D-E-A-R-C-H-A-M-E-L-E-O-N-B-O-T-,
I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-E-V-E-N-T-H-O-U-G-H-I-D-O-N-'-T-K-N-O-W-I-F-Y-O-U-A-R-E-A-B-O-Y-O-R-G-I-R-L-.
L-O-V-E-,
R-O-B-O-J-A-C-K-
A/N: If you don't know what it says, it says.
"What does this letter mean?" Robo- Jack says.
"I love Chameleon bot!" Robo Jack says.
Dear Chameleon bot,
I love you even though I don't know if you are a boy or girl.
Love,
Robo Jack
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"W-H-A-T-I-S-T-H-E-M-E-A-N-I-N-G-O-F-T-H-I-S-L-E-T-T-E-R? Chameleon Bot says.
"I-K-N-O-W-I-S-H-O-U-L-D-L-I-KE-S-O-M-E-O-N-E-M-Y-O-W-N-S-P-E-I-C-E-S-B-U-T-M-A-L-A-M-A-L-A-J-O-N-G!" Chameleon Bot said.
D-E-A-R-M-A-L-A-M-A-L-A-J-O-N-G-,
I-T-H-I-N-K-Y-O-U-A-R-E-R-E-A-L-L-Y-C-O-O-L!-A-N-D-V-E-R-Y-A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
B-U-T-C-A-N-T-T-A-L-K-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-J-A-C-K-I-S-C-O-M-I-N-G!
L-O-V-E-,
C-H-A-M-E-L-E-O-N-B-O-T
A/N: If you didn't know what that just said.
But it says:
"What is the meaning of this letter?" Chameleon Bot says.
"I know I should like someone my own species but Mala Mala Jong! Chameleon Bot said.
Dear Mala Mala Jong,
I think you are really cool! And very awesome! But can't talk anymore because Jack is coming!
Love,
Chameleon Bot
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" What is this?!!!?" Mala Mala Jong says while burning the letter.
"I don't care what he says but my heart will still be devoted to Cyclops!" Mala Mala roars and says.
Dear Cyclops,
You are the best fighter! If we team up we shall be invisible! Mwhahahhaahah Mwahahhaha! Come her at 5 PM I'm baking cake!
Love,
Mala Mala Jong
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"Huh?" Cyclops says as he can hardly read Jong's writing with his freakishly big 1 eye.
"me BORED me write letter to Pandabubba! He sexy bishie!" Cyclops says with a big laugh
DEAR PANDABUBBA,
ME LOVE YOU! ME THINK YOU SEXY BISHIE! ME LOVE YOU EARS! ME LOVE YOU IN BED OR WANT YOU IN BED! THANK PANDABUBBA!
YOU LOVE,
CYCLOPS
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"What the hell!?!? Who the hell is Cyclops!?" Pandabubba says after hardly being able to read Cyclops letter.
"Plus I don't like red guys I like guys in ninja suits who are fat like me! Mwhahahahahaha!" Pandabubba says with a laugh.
Dear Tubbimura,
I shall pay you very very much if you come and sleep with me. No I am not a whore but I am very good in bed. I have heard from my guards =].
Love,
Pandabubba
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"Oh I wonder how much he will give me" Tubbimura says with a thought.
" Oh well I don't care about the money I just want love but not from Pandas but from Russian fat people!" Tubbimura says licking his lips
Dear Vlad,
You know I like you! You saw me staring at chu! Boy! I just wanna eat you up! You are soooooooo cute!!!!! Well ttyl!
Love,
Tubbimura
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"AHHHHH TUBBIMURA!!! AHHH HE SCARY!!" Vlad says screaming
"And I hate fat ninjas I like robots! Which is why I got to Jack's house to sleep with each of his bots. Haha they are verry good there! Well In my dreams" Vlad says in a sad voice.
Dear Jackbots,
There is only one place I want you to attack *wink wink*.
Love,
Vlad
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"O-H-N-O-I-D-O-N-O-T-W-A-N-T--T-O-A-T-T-A-C-K-T-H-E-R-E" Jack bot says.
"M-E-N-E-I-T-H-E-R-" the rest of the Jack Bot says.
"W-E-S-E-C-R-E-T-L-E-Y-L-O-V-E-K-A-T-N-A-P-P-E!" All the Jack bot said.
D-E-A-R-K-A-T-N-A-P-P-E--,
W-E-T-H-I-N-K-Y-O-U-A-R-E-R-E-A-L-L-Y-P-R-E-T-T-Y-A-N-D-I-K-N-O-W-H-O-W-M-U-C-H-Y-O-U-M-U-S-T-H-A-T-E-M-E-B-U-T-I-F-Y-O-U-G-I-V-E-M-E-A-C-H-A-N-C-E-Y-O-U-W-I-L-L-S-E-E-H-O-W-W-O-R-T-H-Y-I-A-M-F-O-R-Y-O-U-.D-O-N-'-T-W-O-R-R-Y-I-W-I-L-L-N-O-T-C-O-M-E-O-V-E-R-T-O-Y-O-U-R-C-A-T-H-O-M-E.-S-O-H-O-W-D-O-Y-O-U-D-O?
L-O-V-E-L-Y-Y-O-U-R-S,
A-L-L-O-F-T-H-E-J-A-C-K-B-O-T-S
A/N: This says:
"Oh no I don't want to attack there" Jack bot says
"Me neither!" the rest of the Jack Bot says
"We secretly love Katnappe!" All the Jack bot said.
Dear Katnappe,
We think you are really pretty and I know who much you must hate me. But if you give me a chance you will see how worth I am for you. Don't worry I will not come over to your cat home so how do you do?
Lovely Yours,
All of the Jack Bots
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"What?!" Katnappe says.
Well one day……………………..
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FIN
A/N: Haha I hope you enjoyed this story! I am probably gonna make other stories like this for other shows and all. So remember to review these! And I don't think this is probably as good as the first one but I tried =].